Columnists
A dirty job someone's got to do
The main drawback of having the flu is that the eyes become so rheumy you can't even read a good book.Placenta-eating . . why?
So January Jones ate her placenta. What they never tell you is what it tastes like.
Speaking Frankly
OPINION: After a two-day visit to Planet Zappa, it's clear he was never a genius, writes Grant Smithies.
Childish riposte to parental leave bill
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OPINION: Labour MP Jacinda Ardern's credentials are challenged.
Teens still misunderstood
OPINION: Let me tell you what made me an antisocial, godless, illiterate criminal: comics.
Purge as Henry burns in fire of public odium
A girls' boarding school is a home to many weird rituals, none weirder than one Guy Fawkes Day celebration when I was a kid in the junior school.
We all have our dark sides
It's been a secret for years, but I now feel free to confess to my passionate, tempestuous and altogether fantastic affair with John Lennon.
Symmetry of emotional and financial fraud
Porn hoarder worse than Brooke
The art of getting rich quick
Joe's get-rich-quick scheme involves becoming an abstract artist.
Chaos reduced to a rubble
The news is like Pacman. It consumes what's in front of it, then moves on to the next morsel.
You can't give offence, it can only be taken
Wurst side of Swiss nature
How PR manages the media
Joe Bennett takes a sneak peek inside a mythical public relations agency as it congratulates itself on its recent success with the Royal Wedding and Osama bin Laden.
South London attack a possible terrorism act
Enraged pupil prompts school to seek police help
'Fake' hammed-up wedding photo real
Surgeon under investigation resigns
FBI kill man in Boston bombing questioning
Married after four years 'from hell'
Everest's Hillary Step a 'chaotic mess'
Married after four years 'from hell'
Everest's Hillary Step a 'chaotic mess'
Recipe: Moroccan spiced chicken
Exorcisms all about prayer and kindness
App helps travellers spend a penny
Enraged pupil prompts school to seek police help
Rich Waikato schools widen the gap
