Fight night in Courtenay Place

BY JOE BENNETT
Last updated 07:37 07/10/2009
Fight night in Courtenay Place
ANDREW GORRIE/Dominion Post
A drunk woman is taken home by the police from Courtenay place on a Saturday night.

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OPINION: Courtenay Place, Wellington, Saturday night. The wind scythed around corners and went for the marrow. Yet the pavements were thick with girls wearing little, girls dressed for sex.

The thighs below one tiny skirt were stippled like chicken skin. And their owner was squealing. Not with the cold but with the thrill of Saturday night and boys and booze.

At the door of each bar stood a squat man in a heavy overcoat. He had brown skin and a shaven head and oozed the capacity to hurt. Between the loud bars stood quiet restaurants, where sober immigrants fed the drunk.

I watched two girls screaming at each other on the pavement.

I half hoped they would fight. One was skinny in a little black dress, the other meaty in ill- advised tights. They stood toe to toe, the wind blowing the hair of one into the face of the other. Their faces were ugly with anger.

They screamed in English but I understood only the swearing. If they had fought I like to think I'd have stepped in to separate them. But I expect I'd have just loitered to watch.

Sitting on the pavement, his back against a shop window, was a naked man, Maori, bearded, grim with dirt and cloaked in a blanket. He roared at the revellers, at the wind, in no language I could recognise.

Drugged? Drunk? Mad? All three? No-one was asking. No-one paid him attention. He made as much sense as the wind, as the screaming girls.

A couple of middle-aged tourists picked their way through the throng, holding hands tightly. Both wore zipped pouches at their waists. Their faces were taut with alarm at the lack of inhibition. Their guide book hadn't mentioned it.

Outside a sports bar stood a crowd of several hundred. They were staring through the windows at a screen. The screen showed the boxing match billed as "The Fight of the Century". The hype had worked. The crowd was tense with expectation.

A while ago I read a newspaper article about boxing. The writer said that it was an anachronism. It was brutal and primitive. It had no place in a civilised society. Boxing glorified violence and perhaps even fostered it.

Here its immediate effect was the opposite. The crowd was more orderly than the merrymakers on the street.

From where I stood I could see only half the screen. As the boxers climbed into the ring, I caught glimpses of shimmering robes, of tattoos, of an oiled hump of shoulder muscle like the neck on an ox. At the back of the crowd stood four cops in stab- proof vests. They were watching the screen too and wore the same faces as the rest of the crowd.

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The bell. The crowd stirred and cheered. The men lurched toward each other and sparred.

Goliath against Goliath, shambling round a ring, lumbering dinosaurs of muscle, vying for mating rights. "Go on, hit him," shouted a youth and people laughed. Then one Goliath hit the other and no-one laughed.

The one who did the hitting was a dead ringer for any of the doormen in Courtenay Place. His opponent staggered. The crowd was suddenly pressing in toward the windows, gripped, involved. Drivers stopped their taxis in the street to watch.

The boxer closed in on his victim, shoulders rounded, throwing blow after blow, his head down, his bloodlust up. The crowd became unselfconscious in their excitement. The opponent fell, and got up again to cheers. Not cheers of support but cheers that there would be more fighting. In came the blows again, vicious, sinking into head and body. Goliath shielded himself inadequately with arms and gloves. The blows kept coming. He fell again. The bell saved him.

Nobody went away. Men, women, policemen, they were all held to the spot. The fight touched something fundamental in them. You could ban boxing, but you wouldn't get rid of that something. Boxing was an outlet for it, by proxy.

A minute later it was all over. Goliath had fallen. The crowd rapidly dispersed. The cops returned to the beat like islands of propriety, itinerant reminders that the daytime rules still operated. Everywhere around me I heard snatches of talk about the fight. It had been visceral and honest. For all the fake publicity, it had been fighting for real. You could see the pain. You did not want to step into the ring.

I drank a beer, then wandered back to my hotel room, flicked on the television. I watched an American movie about the attempted abduction of a president. It was implausible and thick with violence. Perhaps 50 people died in the half hour I watched before falling asleep.

People were shot without remorse. This was violence, sanitised and glorified. This was fake and glamorous and far worse than boxing. This was porn. This was the truly bad stuff. The stuff they give Oscars for.

- © Fairfax NZ News

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Ben R   #156   06:59 pm Oct 11 2009

N

Exactly right> People who are making those comments didn't get the article.

Eric   #155   01:57 pm Oct 11 2009

Interesting that a lot of people are likening this to a creative writing assignment at secondary school, because I happen to be a secondary student reading this to help with my creative writing.

Good stuff Joe.

Xmas   #154   09:43 pm Oct 08 2009

I've read better Dan Brown novels. The stumbling metaphors and desperate similes in this piece are the product of someone with little literary skill simply trying to hard.

This article loses its thread and point very early on. From then on it is nothing more than what I’d expect from a high school student asked to submit a dramatic short story for assessment. I dread to read the other articles for fear of one of them starting “what I did on my holidays”.

Come on Stuff, opinion piece or not, you can do a lot better than this.

N   #153   01:08 pm Oct 08 2009

As far as I'm concerned, all the drones who are writing identical 'this reads like a creative writing assignment from fifth form' are doing so as that is the last experience of any kind of creative writing they've had. Might explain the creativity of their comments.

Was out on Courtnay again last night to get some late-night take-out as I couldn't be bothered cooking. Once again it was packed with skantilly clad women (sure they were pretty 'sexy' but wouldn't credit any of them with an ounce of intelligence considering how freezing it was), and drunken, agressive looking packs of males out looking for a fight (the bravery of these groups in their fight-seeking usually extends to finding someone/s clearly weaker than them and outnumbered them before attacking).

Just read the other headlines today for a typical incident on Courtnay Place. I've been bashed, I've had friends that have been bashed, really, if Courtnay Place of the Friday-Saturday night variety dissapeared tomorrow, nothing of value would be lost. In my opinion. Oh and if you want to bash me after reading my comments, make sure you get a decent pack of people together first since penis size is cumulative right?

Travis   #152   09:26 am Oct 08 2009

One of the most interesting things in this whole set of comments is how polarized the opinions are. They vary from people thinking it's fantastic, to people thinking it's absolute crap. I wonder what each view is actually looking at.

I thought that it was good on a first pass, gave me a feel of the wind, the angst of Courtney Place on a Saturday, and all told in film noir style (Sue me, I liked "Sin City").

No matter what, cheers to freedom of expression!

OutofTouch   #151   06:28 am Oct 08 2009

I'm returning to Wellington early next year after living in London for 10 years and I can't decide what worries me more, Saturday nights on Courtenay Pl. or the standard of journalism on Stuff.

Hopefully there's something better to read in NZ than this 3rd form-level pap.

Jacq   #150   11:43 pm Oct 07 2009

Is the article the result of a creative writing assignment at a local secondary school? It's great to let the work experience kids have a go, but I'm not sure that this attempt to portray downtown Wellington as something on a par with the mean streets of Harlem is entirely successful.

Chipmunk   #149   09:55 pm Oct 07 2009

I agree with whoever said this sounds like a creative writing assignment. Extremely arrogant and incredibly boring.

Brendon   #148   09:17 pm Oct 07 2009

I've just spent some time in Europe and I have to agree with the beginning of this article. In my opinion NZ girls are tramps and have no idea how to dress for a night out. "Flaunting what you got" does not mean squeezing into clothes that are a few sizes too small for you, hanging your tits out and wearing a belt as a mini skirt. Guys are attracted to hot girls yes, but skin does not necessarily equal hot.

Mix the horrible dress sense with alcohol and a warped social mentality and you really have a sad image which unfortunately is seen by many visitors to NZ. I imagine when tourists tell their friends about NZ it sounds a little like this: "Oh, the scenery was absolutely magnificent, the people were really friendly, but man are they trashy when they go out to town and they really don't know how to handle alcohol".

I start to wonder if NZders will ever become respectable on a night out...I highly doubt it. Sigh.

Sam J   #147   08:58 pm Oct 07 2009

Sorry Joe i completely disagree about the short dresses and asking for sex...you shouldnt be making a statement like that without any facts to back it up.Did you ask all those girls what they wanted from their night out....Im one of those girls who wear short dresses. I like them. I feel good in them. In Perth where i now live, its the way to go. If you think C Place is bad, go for a wander down Oxford St in Sydney... or perhaps open a fasion magazine, turn on the tv, scroll through the net... it might suprise you to see most models sporting short dressess... i wonder if theyr all out for sex....


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