What comes after a trillion
BY AARON LIM
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Welcome to the year of the zero - as in $1,000,000,000, 000. A year of unprecedented use of zeros in everything from budgets, to deficits and stimulus packages.
In the past people dreamt of winning $1 million, they were baffled by talk of $1 billion.
But now we're daily confronted by trillions - a figure with 12 zeros.
Here, in God-zone, Finance Minister Bill English says the country is staring down the barrel of a $50 billion recession.
Ah, we are but grasshoppers in the global game of zero zen.
President Barack Obama has forecast the biggest US deficit since World War II at NZ$3.15 trillion.
To fight the deficit we are told that we need economic stimulus. The recent G-20 summit of the world's richest countries pledged NZ$1.9 trillion to boost the international economy.
But that's peanuts compared to what President Obama plans to spend to prop up the ailing US economy alone - a NZ$6.38 trillion spending plan for the 2010 fiscal year that begins rolling out in October.
Still more is needed though. The International Monetary Fund says write-downs by banks and other financial institutions around the world caught out by the credit crunch, could reach NZ$7.3 trillion.
But the world economy still has an estimated eye-popping NZ$104 trillion of bad debt clogging up the global financial system.
Some perspective on a trillion:
*A trillion has 12 zeroes
*The entire US Federal budget of $6.38 trillion - if stacked end to end in dollar bills would circle the Earth more than 14 times.
*1 trillion seconds = 31,546 years.
*1 trillion dollar bills placed end to end would cover 96.9 million miles, far enough to reach the Sun.
But wait. There's a problem.
At this rate, the plethora of zeros will soon outpace the trillion dollar name. What happens when we go past 12 zeros?
Are we into uncharted territory? Will the world economy collapse under the weight of the impossibility to fit that many zeros into a calculator?
What comes after $1000 trillion? Common sense would dictate one thousand and one trillion. But common sense has been notably absent from the financial markets recently.
Fear not.
We unveil the Quadrillion. $1,000,000,000,000,000.
Count them - 15 zeros.
And mathematicians and linguists have mapped out our fiscal future no matter where dismal deficits may lead us.
Below is a list of what the scientific communities use for these staggering numbers:
*A trillion has 12 zeroes
*A quadrillion has 15 zeroes
*A quintillion has 18 zeroes
*A vigintillion has 63 zeroes
And already in the triage of global meltdown, some of these numbers have been put to use. Look at Zimbabwe, where to buy a single US dollar you needed 12.6 trillion Zimbawe dollars. There inflation reached an estimated 89.7 sextillion percent.
Yes sextillion. $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
That's 21 zeros.
Zimbabwe's central bank this year revalued and cut 12 zeroes off its currency in an effort to fix its currency and economic woes.
Clearly it hasn't worked very well.
So we await the arrival of the Quadrillion. It can only be a matter of time.
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I first met gazzilion reading about Calvin and Hobbes. the boy has an imagination. who cares about grammer and logic. simply follow the international standard that 3 shitloads = 1 f#ckload. as applied to money that means 1000 billion = 1 shitload and 1 million billion = 1 f#ckload and a billion billion = a shitf#ckload which i think is illegal in catholic countries.
We could always make up our own names. I like the following... megakazillion boomwackadillion heapsayebrollion eyepopperyillion visatopayillion truckloadsillion
As for Zim-barb-why. Do they also produce new 42inch calculators to cope with the zeros? It would take you half a day just making sure you had the right amount of zeros after your numbers. The kids math books at school would need to be sized up...at the cost of bucketloadillions.
On a website called mercola.com, there is a graphic representation of what a trillion dollars looks like. Its a stack of hundred dollar notes covering an area about the size of a football field, stacked about 2 metres high. It's time to face the obvious truth that the worlds paper currencies have been deliberately sabotaged by the IMF, treasuries, reserve banks and the other financial assets that are the fronts of a shadowy few globalist bankers. The false flag reports of its seeding by the sub-prime crisis is nothing more than smoke and mirrors. Talk of bail outs,stimulus packages and recovery can only be wishful thinking for the deluded hopeful. The US dollar cannot survive this and will cease to exist before the end of the year. All other currencies will follow in short order. New Zealands debt is second only to Iceland's and Iceland's economy has just tanked. It is a bid for total global control with the IMF as the world bank and the UN as world government with a single global currency. God help us, It's going to be horrific.
If ive got 2 dollers and Kahui has 2 dollers, who has more money? Kahui does. Why does everyone care about a billion, trillion, quadrosillion, t-rex'a'million dollers? Noones ever going to have that amount of money. Bang it or beat it,stick with your job, earn your paycheck and go home to a night in front of the tele watching NRL.
Zimbabwe - World Leader
As a strict follower of the neo-liberal austerities, privatisations, oppressive debt repayment and neo liberal economics demanded by the world bank.
The Zimbabwe economy was just ahead of its time.
Billion, Trillion, Quadrillion....
Its all chump change until you hit a Googol. ( 100 zeroes)
Steve u have way to much bloody time on your hands.
AARON LIM FOR PRIME MINISTER!!
*cough* bullshit
we all know a zillion comes after a trillion ask any 6 year old
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Everyone seems to be more concerned as to if the miles for the amount is right.Start looking at the amount of money this Gov't is spending.Money we do not have.Our Congress gives themslves raises and expenses they certainly have not earned and pass bills they DO NOT read or have any idea what is in them.Wake up everyone or there will be nothing for our kids or grandkids