Give him the blueprint and he'll stitch it in to the real world.
The newspaper sport of ferry-bashing was invented in 1962 when the interislander Aramoana was plagued with problems.
Glenn Reddiex researches history by collecting postcards, especially World War I postcards.
Music, comedy, art and sports. Here's what's on this week.
With a "Piss Off: We're Closed" sign in the window and a surly-looking cartoon racoon face stencilled on the door, Hataitai's Coolsville Trading Post offers up the blend of kitsch and kiwi congeniality that a Wellington eatery needs.
Hot chocolate with a butterscotch twist has taken out the inaugural Sweet As Hutt Hot Chocolate Challenge.
The fare, service and atmosphere at The Arborist is anything but wooden.
Say a prayer for some authenticity at Vatican.