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SECRET SON: Jennifer Aniston plans to adopt a baby boy by Christmas, and has already splashed out on an expensive nursery for the little tot.

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Who is Hollywood's most spoiled tot? Two major contenders line up for the title as Tomkat's Suri prepares for her $1 million birthday bash, while Jennifer Aniston's "secret" son's crib is pimped out.

As far as Woman's Day is concerned, Jennifer Aniston will have a baby by Christmas. The gossip mag reports Jen has started "Operation Baby" with plans to adopt a boy by December 25.

"Her free time is devoted to finding the perfect little boy," a source tells WD. Hate to break the news Jen, but they don't exist.

Jen is so keen she's having her Beverly Hills mansion baby-proofed for a tot that may not even have been born yet, and has built a $300,000 nursery.

That better be one pimped-out crib.

But Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are doing their best to top that. New Idea reports baby Suri's second birthday will be the party to end all parties.

At a total cost of a whopping $1 million, Tom has commissioned set designers and special effects experts to create a fairytale wonderland in which all the guests will receive a tiara with their name spelt in imitation diamonds, or a magician's cape and top hat.

Could one of the budding magicians attempt to make Tom disappear for good?

Meanwhile, TV One newsreader Alison Mau has had a dirty weekend. No, stop being filthy, it's not what you think. Ali spent a weekend living on just 10 litres of water as part of a Unicef charity challenge, and she didn't find it easy.

The star washed her face in dirty water, stopped flushing the toilet and gave up showering and washing her hair in a bid to stick to her 10L limit.

"On the first day (flushing the toilet) became necessary and used up almost all of my quota in one hit," Ali tells Woman's Weekly. "Not feeling clean was the hardest thing for me."

There are precious few reasons to feel sorry for Simon Dallow. This is one of them.

Elsewhere, Millie Holmes continues her media onslaught with a two-page tell-all in WD about her recent conviction over drug charges. Consider yourself lucky - it took her six pages to tell the same story last time.

"I still think about P a lot," Millie tells the mag.

What about other, less popular letters of the alphabet? ‘K', ‘Q', and ‘Z' need love too.

Also hitting the headlines this week:

*The final three contestants in Dancing with the Stars have confessions to make. Temepara George tells WD says her "guns" (arms) have lost weight from all that dancing, while Monty Betham reveals he doesn't like taking his shirt off, then does exactly that. Miriama Smith, bless her, admits she wants to "break my butt" to help raise funds for her chosen charity. Her ambition is admirable, but that sounds really painful.

*Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay gives his weirdest interview yet to NI. "I asked her if she would like to come for a ride on the back of my motorbike," Gordon says when asked how he met his wife Tana. "It's quite sexy - especially in leather. I started putting on the brakes, up and down like a kangaroo. So her helmet hit (my) helmet. I have no problem with Tana banging my helmet." That's enough innuendo for one day, Gordy.

Finally, the quote of the week comes from flabby pop star Jennifer Lopez: "It's amazing how your stomach goes ‘boop' (after giving birth) and it's this jiggly mass. I even play with my little leftover belly."

J.Lo's stomach will soon be available for hire for parties and weddings.

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aurorab   #3   05:26 pm Jan 28 2009

Open letter to Jennifer Aniston: Children are given to us to love, cherish, nurture,and discipline so as they grow older than the "cute" little stage they will have the grace to discipline themselves. I was never ever shamed by my daughter's behaviour until I spoiled her after my divorce with material things. She was a loving little angel who became a selfish, demanding bitch. Love is the most valuable gift you can give to your child along with loving discipline. Smother them in "things" and you will live to regret the monster you have created. Teach them values and morals of which your arch rival is bankrupt. Just wait a few years and you will see it in their kids.

jenfraud   #2   05:26 pm Jan 28 2009

Yet another damange control by her PR team to raise Aniston's 'loving' image? You can't make this woman into an instant 'loving mother'. Stop trying to compete with Angelina. The battle can't even exist when the outcome is already decided. Angelina wins on ALL FRONTS, professionally, personally. Oh and yes, she is a LOVING MOTHER OF 4 and counting.

sylvia   #1   05:26 pm Jan 28 2009

I would be very happy if jennifer found herself a son to love and care for. It is certainly the missing link in her beautiful life and she would be an outstanding mother. Good luck Jen....your certainly the best and sweetest star shining in Hollywood. As for the other stars with the birthday parties......just try a private mom and dad party and give the left over cash to the hungry in this country.........Amen.

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