Which shows are irrelevant in 2012?

Last updated 10:33 21/08/2012

Like every pimply, angry at the world, sexually frustrated 18-year-old in 1999, I loved Limp Bizkit. I bought their debut album, Three Dollar Bill Y'All, and tried to convince my friends it was a unique work of pioneering greatness. I clumsily learned how to play Nookie on my bass guitar. I learned all the lyrics to Take a Look Around. I even bought a couple of Wu Tang Clan albums after Method Man appeared on N 2 Gether Now.

20120821Then I grew up. I can't even tell you the exact moment that I stopped listening to Limp Bizkit, but I can honestly say I haven't made a concerted effort to hear a single Bizkit song in close to a decade. The band split; I didn't care. The band reunited and released a supposedly terrible album named Gold Cobra; I still didn't care - I haven't even heard it. Then the weekend brought news that Limp Bizkit had split up again. Here is a quote from singer/movie director/homemade sextape enthusiast Fred Durst:

"We haven't properly toured America since 2006. The reason? We just don't know what's going on in America ... But here's the deal: say in 2000, there were 35 million people who connected to this band. Twelve years later, lots of those people have moved on. We were a moment in time and it's over."

Say it with me: awww! Okay, you can call me a softy, but Fred Durst's matter-of-fact facing of reality made me feel a little sad for the guy. There is nothing in life which matches the experience of accepting a painful truth.

You might be wondering what any of this has to do with TV. After hearing about the demise of Limp Bizkit, and especially their acceptance that it was just time to stop being Limp Bizkit, I wondered if the same could be said of any TV shows that are still on the air in 2012: what shows lost all their relevancy many years ago?

The television equivalent of Bizkit's final whimper would be a show that gets cancelled without anyone making a big fuss. For example, when Dick Wolf's original Law & Order series was cancelled and finished in 2010, I remember many comments about how long it had been on the air and how it influenced later shows. However, I don't remember multiple "Save Law & Order" petitions being handed round the internet, let alone any "let's save our favourite show by sending this random object to the network" style campaigns, a la Chuck*. The reason, presumably, was that Law & Order just wasn't relevant anymore.

There are a few current shows that could probably drop of the schedule without any (or at least, with very little) fuss. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation is one that comes to mind - and you can take your pick of the Vegas, Miami and New York teams. I'm a devout CSI watcher, having seen every episode, but if it got cancelled right now, I would probably just write a letter of thanks to the network for breaking its unnatural hold over me.

The same could be said for a bunch of these procedural franchises: NCIS, Criminal Minds and SVU have all been on the air for years, and none of them are doing anything that couldn't be done better on a newer, fresher and more entertaining show.

What about something like Californication? I like Hank Moody as much as anyone, and I think David Duchovny and Evan Handler could keep turning in the same quality performances year after year, but it does seem Californication had its peak about three years ago. There are a heap of shows on the air right now doing the same kinds of things only better. Hank can't keep lucking his way into sex with good-looking women forever.

Thinking about comedy, would anyone really kick up a fuss if the writers on The Big Bang Theory or How I Met Your Mother just decided they had nothing valuable to say anymore and shut down production? There'd be a bit of moaning from fans, but I can't imagine anything more than that.

What do you think - what shows are completely irrelevant in 2012?

(*) I have no idea why these campaigns work. Like, when Roswell fans sent in bottles of spicy Tabasco sauce, why did the network say "oh, well, let's renew their show for two more years" instead of saying "what the hell is wrong with people and why are they sending me Tabasco sauce to save a show that sucks"? Yes, this footnote was just a paltry excuse to remind you that Roswell sucked.

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Scott   #1   10:57 am Aug 21 2012

We're talking television here. Since when does a TV show have to be relevant to anyone? Its meant to be escapism. which is why I hate reality shows. In the end everything is driven by ratings. Relevant or not.

And since when did the writers of Big Bang and the Unmet Mother EVER have anything valuable to say?

Ben   #2   11:01 am Aug 21 2012

This isn't what I thought it was going to be. There is a difference between what is completely irrelevant, and what has just been on long enough, I think.

I guess what makes something irrelevant, using your example, is a show that doesn't know how to write for today's audience any more.

I think the CSI's are a great example of something which is stuck in a tired formula - people would rather the way in which crime drama was told moved on (a la Person of Interest). There are so many run of the mill procedurals which come out these days, most of them are cancelled after a single season.

Dare I sare it (probably get horrid responses to this) I think shows like the Sopranos, the Wire, Breaking Bad, Dexter and Weeds are about to be a thing of the past too. They were shows where people 'went there' to create anti-heroes who were heros, people who we strangely liked even though they did things we wouldn't approve of. But I think we have been there now, and in some ways those kind of shows feel gratuitous now.

I'd also like to believe that vampires are become irrelevant due to complete oversaturation. But they probably aren't.

jeremygroverboy   #3   11:02 am Aug 21 2012

I'm very proud of you Chris. You got through the whole thing without mentioning Two and Half Men or Mike & Molly. Neither of which seem to have ever been relevant.

Chasm   #4   11:03 am Aug 21 2012

Family Guy, The Simpsons, HIMYM, Big Bang Theory and Community should all end after the next season.

Family Guy was amazing but lately it's just seemingly more and more random things thrown in for cheap laughs.

The Simpsons because it's boring and outdated.

HIMYM because it's been going on too long for such a simple premise they have really dragged out the story.

Big Bang Theory because what was fresh and funny is quickly becoming stale and boring.

Community because the last season faltered a bit and 4 years is long enough for community college, any longer wouldn't make sense.

I think Americans need to follow more in the footsteps of the British who can bring out quality shows and end them when they are still quality rather than bleed them dry.

Also Jersey Shore, Keeping Up With The Kardashians and all spin offs should end and have the creators shot. Pure trash

Graeme Edgeler   #5   11:04 am Aug 21 2012

I watched the first season on HIMYM when it aired on TV3 on Saturday nights. I liked it, although very few other people in New Zealand even seemed to know it was on. I understand it's gotten better known since then. I think I'd like to get back to it, and may some day. But I am very confident that there are a reasonable number of people who would be annoyed at not finding out HHMTM.

A few years back, I might have said I wouldn't mind if The Simpsons was to announce a final season. I'm a religious watcher of new episodes (and even first repeats), but season 23 is right up there with the best, and I'm pretty sure that whatever replaced it, I wouldn't like it as much. I wouldn't blame them if they did though, so we may be at the same point.

bruce   #6   11:08 am Aug 21 2012

As a long time fan of Californication, I have to agree with you, Chris. It's past its prime/done its dash, sadly. I think other irrelevant shows for me are all the reality shows that are on TV; yup the whole lot, a blanket statement from me on this. They are not in my universe therefore all are irrelevant, as are all the versions of CSI and NCIS, all are well past their best.

As for shows I have/continue to follow, House of Lies was irrelevant from the start and I will not be investing any further in it. Others that quickly became irrelevant for me after their first season were Burn Notice, Alpha's, Touch and Once Upon a Time.

Logan Swinkels   #7   11:10 am Aug 21 2012

You've just made me want to listen to Limp Bizkit now :p

bruce   #8   11:12 am Aug 21 2012

Ben #2: Good post. I think the makers of those shows you mention know this too and I suspect a few of them won't go on for ever as they run wide story arcs that need to finish. The Big-C and Breaking Bad finish next year, but will True Blood keep going for 9 seasons? I sort of hope not.

honkytonkpopcorn   #9   11:14 am Aug 21 2012

I still watch The Simpsons but Bart's badboy schtick is irrelevant these days, especially when you compare him to someone like Eric Cartman.

Leon   #10   11:16 am Aug 21 2012

Well I guess we do tend to judge comedy differently to drama.

Does a comedy actually still need to be "relevant"? Because really all we want from them in general is 23 minutes + ads worth of light hearted escapism, rather than a search for deeper truths.

I'd judge a comedy by the way it makes me react. If I am completely failing to react to a comedy (in this case 2.5 Men, How I Met Your Mother) for a couple of seasons, then to me, it's time to be off with their heads. However I might be the minority voice, and other people might still be falling off their sofa laughing every episode. The majority of the internet moaners that I read about do suggest that these shows have jumped the shark though.


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