Perez Hilton dreams of Paul Rudd

Perez Hilton is dreaming. Samantha Ronson likes kids as long as they're not her own. John Mayer is having a very big dinner. Kirsty Alley is hating on the haters. And Katy Perry is learning German.

Here is what celebrities are Twittering about:

Perez Hilton: "Paul Rudd is sitting one row in front of me on the plane! I'm gonna sleep the whole flight and dream dreamy thoughts of him! Ha"

Samantha Ronson: "Finally figured out what all my friend's kids have in common and why i love them all so much, each and everyone of them: they're not mine!"

John Mayer: "Placed my room service order, was asked "will that be for two?" Uh, yyyyyyessss? How could one man ea-he-heat ah-all tha-ha-hat??"

Kirsty Alley: "Enough of haters. Haters are lonely little rat people with 3 followers who love to hate also. Let's talk about LOVE stuff. LOVE Mr. Foxx!"

Mariah Carey: "Sorry I haven't tweeted since the dawn of time lol..been working incessantly but all is flantastic: ) Much love to all! "Precious" out Nov 5"

Pete Wentz: "One day I want to have a moat around my house. Then ill consider myself a success."

Jessica Simpson: "CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press"

Giuliana Rancic: "The food in Hong Kong is delish! We can't stop eating. If we don't watch out, we are going to turn into a giant steamed dumpling."

Katy Perry: "Learning how to speak german by watching Liza Minnelli in CABARET... And picking up some make up tips! What up BERLIN!"

Russell Brand: "Halloween?Skeletons and pumpkins aren't actually scary,just bone scaffold and a vegetable.You might as well be scared of potatoes and hair."

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