Russell Brand says his fiancée Katy Perry is a "flatulence factory".
The British comedian is engaged to the US pop star, with the pair planning to wed later this year. Russell was interviewed on Nick Cannon's Rollin' radio show this morning, and revealed several unflattering things about his bride-to-be.
"That woman is like a flatulence factory," Russell told Nick. "The pop hits that she fires out of her mouth are nothing compared to what comes out the other end of her!"
Russell revealed he was sick of Katy spreading rumours about him, insisting that everything she says is a lie. He wishes she would stop saying so many "freaky things" because he doesn't feel like he can retaliate without looking mean.
"Don't trust that woman," Russell said. "You know what women are! You can't trust them. She's a bad person! She goes around spreading rumours about me and I have to go clean up the mess afterwards! I don't know if your woman does the same thing.
"She says a lot of freaky sutff, and out of respect, I can't really play by the same rules!"
Nick said his wife Mariah Carey often did the same thing to him. He said the singer had got into the habit of calling up his radio show to reveal humiliating fictional details about his life.
"I'm right there with you," Nick exclaimed. "I thank you for clearing that up. My wife actually calls in to radio station and disguises her voice and calls in and says that I love porn, and crazy things like that so I'm right there with you. I feel your pain!"
Nick and Russell then decided to make up some rumours about Mariah and Katy. Russell wanted to spread claims they liked going to illegal dog fights, while Nick had something sexier in mind.
"Let's start some rumours about Mariah and Katy - that would be hot!" Nick said.
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