Kim Kardashian engaged?
Frankly, we're not sure if we can handle it.
No sooner had heads stopped shaking (and tills ceased ringing) from the fall-out that was Kim Kardashian's second wedding to Kris Humphries, the reality TV maven seems to be suggesting yet another traipse down the aisle.
The 31-year-old married a year and ten days ago, only for the union to crumble after just 72 days.
As diabolical as that relationship turned out to be, the model seems to have no qualms in considering another wedding - this time, we presume, to boyfriend, rapper and designer Kanye West.
She tweeted a photo of herself in a backless, white, floor-length dress, with the words "Late night fitting #pucci". The Italian-designed gown has all the tell-tale signs of a wedding gown - not least its giveaway hue - a clue that has the gossip detectives in tinsel-town all a-fluster.
We're hoping the wardrobe choice may simply be preparations for a themed photo shoot, or some kind of belated - if a little warped - anniversary party. Perhaps it's just a dressing up game, Kardashian style.
Perhaps more likely is that it is related to one of Kanye's new tracks. The 35-year-old is rumoured to have "proposed" to Kim in the lyrics of new song, White Dress - part of the Man with the Iron Fists soundtrack. The plot thickens.
Either way, the wedding hint is the latest development in what has been a big week for LA-based Kim. Legal wranglings with Old Navy over their use of "confusing" KK-lookalike, Melissa Molinaro, have finally been wrapped up in a settlement, while a former Kardashian nanny is attempting - and failing to beat the family's PR machine - to garner publicity for her tell-all book.
Kim and Kanye have been an item since April, having met while shooting a music video together in 2010 and are now said to be almost inseperable. Kim has made no bones about wanting to start a family with her hip-hop partner, a source recently telling Heat magazine that a baby would - wait for it - "cement her and Kanye's 'brand'".
There is one major glitch in any plans to get re-hitched, however: Kim is still officially married to Humphries, with acrimonious divorce proceedings grinding along slowly.
What to do Kanye, what to do.
-Sydney Morning Herald