What the gossip mags say
The pictures of a pregnant, bikini-clad Duchess of Cambridge that caused such a fuss are on show in this week's Woman's Day, but Keisha Castle-Hughes' Valentines Day wedding is the magazine's biggest splash of the week.
Castle-Hughes, 22, married Base FM DJ and graphic designer Jonathan Morrison, 25, in glorious sunlight in the grounds of a reconstructed sawmill at Kumeu Valley Estate.
She wore "a stunning, figure-hugging, champagne-hued Liz Mitchell dress", and looked "show-stopping".
Morrison said: "I couldn't believe how beautiful she looked." In honour of the big day, he had shaved his beard for the first time in years.
When it came to Kate Middleton and her baby bump, the magazine ignored the furore that surrounded publication of the pictures.
Rather, Woman's Day reported Kate and husband Prince William were "happy to be out and about on the public beach" on the tiny Caribbean island of Mustique.
"Unsurprisingly, all eyes were on a bikini-clad Kate, with many onlookers abuzz with chatter about her curvier physique."
A local who stopped to chat to the duchess was quoted: "Kate said she loved the feeling of being pregnant and how it's transforming her body".
Younger sister Pippa Middleton, who was staying on the island at the same time, is also shown in a bikini. She was photographed holding hands on the sand with new boyfriend, banker Nico Jackson.
"Pippa has been seeing Nico for three or four months, and what started as a romance built on chemistry and friendship has become serious very quickly," a source close to the royals said.
New Zealand Woman's Weekly has a different take on the Kate pictures, saying the "sneaky" photos had left Prince William "distraught".
"The anxious father-to-be is now terrified the continued intrusion into their private life will escalate to disturbing levels once their baby is born."
The Weekly also reports that Hollywood stars Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are planning to move in together. They celebrate their first anniversary next month.
Kunis had been staying at Kutcher's Hollywood Hills home since December while her own home was being renovated, but now Kutcher's flatmate was moving out, she was planning to shift in for good.
But not everyone was convinced the relationship would last, with a US magazine reporting Kutcher may already be cheating, based on a picture of Kutcher in his pyjamas.
In New Idea it's Kourtney Kardashian who does the main bikini wearing.
She is pictured with long term boyfriend Scott Disick at the beach on holiday in Mexico.
"Known for their incessant bickering", the couple "looked a picture of happiness", the magazine reported.
Kardashian looked relaxed and happy as she showed off her post-baby body. She had lost 20kg since the birth of daughter Penelope last July.