Why we love to hate celebrities

00:53, Mar 20 2014
Most hated celebrities
No 20: Chris Brown: Bashing your girlfriend doesn't make you friends.
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No 2: Kristen Stewart: Some just find her attitude annoying others can't forgive her for cheating on R-Patz
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No 3: Jennifer Lopez. We're not really sure why, maybe dating a dancing toyboy didn't bring the mother of two a lot of sympathy?
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No 19: Jesse James. It may be three years but the public will never forgive James for cheating on sweetheart Sandra Bullock.
Most hated celebrities
No 18: Taylor Swift. Is it her Miss Goody-good image? Or the ever changing boyfriends? Or both?
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No 17: Shia LaBeouf: He's a bit of a wild-child with a big mouth.
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No 16: Lindsay Lohan. The actress who has the word 'troubled' permanently attached to her name. Maybe the only way to keep her out of the gossip mags for a while is sending her to rehab.
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No 15: Angelina Jolie. She's just too pretty, wholesome and good, lending her voice to victims of sexual violence, to be likeable. And she's almost married to Brad Pitt, who wouldn't be at least a bit jealous.
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No 14: Jay Leno. Well, he talks a lot and maybe his humour is not everybody's cup of tea...
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No 13: Ashton Kutcher. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
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No 12: LeAnn Rimes. The US singer admitted to an affair with her now-husband Eddie Cibrian while she was still married to backup dancer Dean Sheremet.
Most hated celebrities
No 11: Kim Kardashian. There's nothing to add.
Most hated celebrities
No 11: Kris Jenner. It's not a huge surprise that the pushy Kardashian clan matriarch made it onto this list. But we're sure she can even make money from a ranking in a 'most hated' list.
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No 9: Anne Hathaway. I'm not sure what it is that makes particularly women hate the Oscar winning actress? Is it her cute, little duckface? Is it because she's a vegan? Was it her pointy nipple dress at the Oscars?
Most hated celebrities
No 8: Justin Bieber. The Canadian singer has grown from an annoying child singer to a baby-monkey-owning, Ferrari-racing, swearing, tardy little diva, who wishes that Anne Frank would be still alive so she could join his army of Beliebers.
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No 7: Madonna. She may have good intentions but her Africa jet-setting and the sharing of her opinions on everything we weren't interested in the first place can be a bit tedious.
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No 6: Matt Lauer. The American TV journalist best known as the host of NBC's The Today Show seems to annoy his viewers a lot.
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No 5: Katherine Heigl. The blond actress who has starred in Knocked Up, 27 Dresses, The Ugly Truth, and every other romantic comedy in the past three years has also been named as Hollywood's second most overpaid actor. With recent flops One For the Money on her resume she might be well advised to work on her choice of movies.
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No 4: John Mayer. The singer who is almost more famous for his failed romances than his actual singing has recently admitted to being a 'jerk' in his past relationships. Yes, John, things like that will land you on lists like this. Always treat your ladies with respect....
Most hated celebrities
No 1: Gwyneth Paltrow. Google her most obnoxious quotes and you're busy for the day. She "loves basically anything that comes in a hot dog bun...expect hot dogs", her “heart skips a beat when she passes a flowering zucchini" and "would rather die than let her kid eat Cup-a-Soup." What’s not to love?

There's nothing more cringe-worthy than Gwyneth Paltrow telling the story about the first time she met celebrity fitness guru Tracy Anderson.

"I met Tracy and she was this force from the second I met her. She pulled my pants off. I'll never forget it. She was like, 'Oh, my God, wow, I just am so surprised, because you look so good in clothes. I wasn't expecting this.' "

A force, all right. Of vomit-inducing body hatred that makes me want to devour an entire Costco-sized bag of chocolate-coated macadamia nuts in an act of sheer rebellion.

Gwyn and Tracy aren't the only celebrities I have trouble with. There's Nicole Richie, of course, who I can tell is simply NOT A NICE PERSON. Oh, and Miranda Kerr. Yes you are good-looking, but please keep your unqualified opinions on health, nutrition and baby raising to yourself. Plus I'm pretty sure Madonna's heart is made of granite. And let's not forget the entire Kardashian family. What a superficial bunch of attention-hungry narcissists.

Even though I could easily add several more names to my personal celebrity loathe list, I don't think that makes me a bitter and twisted woman oozing darkness from every pore. On the contrary, a certain degree of celebrity-loathing animosity is good for the soul. Here's why:

First of all, celebrities are not real people. I mean, they are of course, but not in the way most of us know them. Rather, they are like abstract humans, acting out the role of living a life without letting us ordinary folk in on what is really going on.

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Some celebrities even openly refer to themselves as a brand, while others prefer to parade around in skinny jeans holding giant cups of Starbucks. Many have walk-in-wardrobes dedicated solely to their shoe collection. As individuals paid to lie for a living they are not to be trusted, but we watch their every move, curious as to what they'll do next.

They're a 24/7 reality TV show.

Just last month, the academic journal Psychological Science published an article that explored the nature of gossip and ostracism only to discover that such behaviours are valuable for the functioning of both small groups and for society as a whole. Through gossip we learn about the behaviour of others and are able to make decisions about what we consider to be acceptable behaviour.

Hating on celebrities is the purist form of guilt-free gossip there is. When Gwyneth scores yet another No. 1 spot on a "most hated celebrity" list, it's not really personal. In real life she might very well be a lovely woman to have coffee with after school drop-off. No, what is so loathsome is her public persona and what it stands for.

The sense of entitlement she exudes. Her emphasis on thinness as bodily perfection, her inability to understand that being a multi-millionaire born into Hollywood royalty does not make her a "lifestyle" and cooking expert. Her seeming inability to take the mickey out of herself.

These are not qualities to be celebrated, we are essentially saying, when Gwyneth gets slammed yet again.

The same, of course, goes for the Kardashians. As a family they represent greed, excess and self-involvement. Their conversations are so vapid that their show is disappointingly dull. They are all that is unfair in the world. You certainly don't see teachers or doctors or social workers living it up the way they do.

Sadly, even celebrities we like let us down. I always thought Michael J. Fox rocked out in Family Ties. He reminded me of a much funnier version of my conservative, right-wing uncle. Then a friend told me he'd read Michael's autobiography and that Michael is, in fact, an ego-driven narcissist. No! I screamed. Stop! I don't want to hear it. So I pretended that I didn't.

Another bonus in the world of the rich and famous. They are what we make them. It's not like we'll ever get a chance to truly find out.

Sydney Morning Herald