Chopper's souffle and dinosaur love

MICHELLE ROBINSON
Last updated 05:00 13/04/2014
Chopper Heath Franklin
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CLEAN HANDS: Chopper's advice to his teenage self is to wipe your prints off everything.

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Ahead of his national tour, the big questions were put to Chopper.

What are your biggest weaknesses? Either my history of unpredictable and extreme violence, or that I dare to dream. Oh, and I can't make a souffle to save myself.

Which character trait of yours are you most proud? I'm articulate as f***.

When did you last feel embarrassed? I went to a friend's house for dinner and they told me not to bring anything, but you always bring something, so I brought a hobo. Then the hobo turned out to be a neo-Nazi. How embarrassing!

Give your teenage self some advice. Wipe your prints off everything.

If you had to listen to one album for the rest of your life, what would it be? Well, I'd hate it by the end so I may as well hate it at the start. I'll go for that Pitbull guy, he sucks pretty hard.

Four dream dinner party guests, living or dead? Kim, Khloe and Kourtney and Jack the Ripper. Then I would pop out for a bit and see what happened.

Describe your last argument. This guy was all like 'What you lookin at?!' And I was like 'A douchebag, douchebag' and they were all 'What!?' And I was like 'Whatevs' then he went 'Grr' and I was all like 'Meh' and they got all 'I AM ANGRY' and I just slapped the dude in his cranky little mouth and moonwalked off like a boss.

If you could have any super power, what would it be? Making a souffle light and fluffy, yet firm enough to stay risen. Oh, and I'd like it if my hands were dinosaurs.

When was the last time you laughed, and why? Once I punched a guy so hard his pants fell down. We both stopped biffing and just had a giggle.

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