Well, at least they got the title right.
Land of the lost - a remake of the cult television show starring Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Anna Friel and a weird monkey boy - is a mess of a movie, with bad jokes, terrible acting and a confused plot ruining what could have been an enjoyably romp.
Ferrell plays Dr Rick Marshall, a scientist who, along with young assistant Holly Cantrell (Anna Friel), builds something called a "tachyon amplifier" in a bid to travel back in time.
With crazy creatures and action-packed set pieces, it should be an excuse for Ferrell to run wild. But the film tries to do everything - cramming in Jurassic Park dinosaur graphics, Indiana Jones heroism and the kooky comedy Ferrell is known for.
None of it works, and Ferrell seems stuck in a comedy no man's land. Bizarrely, despite some very adult humour, Land of the Lost also tries to appeal to children.
You'll find yourself dazed and confused by the halfway point. Only Danny McBride - the star of great HBO comedy Eastbound and Down - comes out unscathed.
Watch your back, Ferrell, he's going to topple you off of your perch.
Extras: Deleted Scenes, features and an unremarkable commentary by director Brad Silberling.
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