Photos: Miley Cyrus' wackiest Instagrams

07:50, Aug 21 2014
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
Is the Pope a Catholic? Does a bear - okay, there isn't any way I can make this joke printable.
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
Miley captioned this image 'in my box'. Respectfully Miley, what?
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
Never one to pass up a chance at cultural appropriation, Miley posted a photoshopped version of Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' cover as soon as the thing went viral.
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
There are around four million photos of Miley and her dog on her Instagram. In this one they are kissing.
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
Why would you ever want to lick that?
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
#America.
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
Through all her foibles, Miley is clearly aware of her own cultural milieu - this picture is about as 2014 as it gets.
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
Yup, this is just a screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for 'Metaphysics', also known as 'stoner talk 101'.
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
If you say so Miley.
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
This is actually kinda cool.
Miley Cyrus's craziest grams
You are not Kanye West.

As Miley Cyrus packs up her huge tongue and giant hot dog to bring her Bangerz Tour to New Zealand we're looking at some of her most memorable Instagram shoots.

From peeing in the woods, kissing her dog or sporting Nicki Minaj's bum - Cyrus has shared her best moments.

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Red carpet rewind: Miley Cyrus
2006: At the tender age of 12, Miley Cyrus scored her breakout role as Hannah Montana - a singer with a sweet real-life personality and a fierce stage personality (a sign of times ahead?). And while none of her looks from her first year of fame were sartorial slam-dunks, she did always look age appropriate.
Red carpet rewind: Miley Cyrus
2007: This year was the start of a 13/14-year-old Cyrus' singing career, and while she experimented on the fashion-front a bit throughout the year, her outfits were always short of offensive.
Red carpet rewind: Miley Cyrus
2008: This was the year that controversy first landed on Miley's lap: there was the 'topless' Annie Leibovitz photos and the leaking of some fairly provocative selfies of the 15-year-old. But, while her look to the left is a hot mess (look at the wee fan behind her, versus Miley's sultry look to show the disconnect between her audience and her image) she actually scored some red carpet hits: I love the floral Roberto Cavalli gown in the centre, and she looked gorgeous in Valentino at the Oscars.
Red carpet rewind: Miley Cyrus
2009: This was the year she met Aussie hunk Liam Hemsworth (oh, and also released The Climb - which, twerking aside, I'll always love) - it was a fluctuating year sartorially: she looked like an extra in some kind of jazzy Gone With The Wind production in Zuhair Murad at the Oscars (how did she keep getting invited to the Acads?); but then rocked an age-appropriate but cool silver mini before ruining it all with frightful fishnets.
Red carpet rewind: Miley Cyrus
2010: This year, a 17-year-old Miley released a single "Can't Be Tamed" and her stage outfits became racier as part of her continuing effort to break free from a Disney image. Her red carpet efforts ranged from a dragging-a-mosquito-net Marchesa mess at the AMAs to an actually pretty gorgeous gold Jenny Packham gown at the Oscars.
Red carpet rewind: Miley Cyrus
2011: At 18, Miley went a bit more country and experimented with levels of cleavage and hair extensions (seriously, she must have about seven peoples' hair on her head in the two pictures to the left), but her look to the right is actually kind of gorgeous.
Red carpet rewind: Miley Cyrus
EARLY 2012: This was undeniably her style moment - she looked amazing at almost every event - highlights were (from L-R) her elegant dove-grey Roberto Cavalli mermaid gown, her just-sexy-enough David Koma dress and her boho-chic Emilio Pucci two-piece.
Red carpet rewind: Miley Cyrus
LATE 2012: In the last half of the year of the supposed apocalypse, these images foreshadowed what was to come...
Red carpet rewind: Miley Cyrus
2013: The can't-keep-her-tongue-in-her-mouth, leather-loving, retro-styled at once brazen and yet entirely Snoozeville boring Miley Cyrus: she who continues to try to twerk, but just can't pull it off... Thoughts?

Fans who finally want to see her wild antics have the change when the former Disney star comes to perform her first New Zealand show at Auckland's Vector Arena on October 8. 

Her raunchy performances have made headlines around the world with parents being outraged after bringing their Disney-loving offspring to see Cyrus simulating fellatio with a giant inflatable penis.

The 21-year-old promised to bring all her beloved props with her.

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Miley's Bangerz Tour
Super furry animals just can't stop.
Miley's Bangerz Tour
"I like big butts and I cannot lie..."
Miley's Bangerz Tour
"Toot Toot, chugga chugga, big gold car. We'll travel near and we'll travel far..."
Miley's Bangerz Tour
Miley tongue tries to escape her even while she's doing her gymnastics on a golden car.
Miley's Bangerz Tour
Sorry. We don't have words for this.

"I want to change it up, but keep some of the main elements," she told radio station The Edge this morning.

"We've got the tongue slide and I ride a giant hot dog - it's a crazy show, but we definitely like changing it up a little bit.

"It's still the Bangerz Tour, but just with some added new things."

"New Zealand has to see the hot dog, they have to see the tongue!

"When I get up, I climb this giant ladder to get to the top of the tongue. Every night I look up at it and I'm f**king excited!"

There's no word on the inflatable penis yet.

Pre-sale tickets will be available on Monday at 9am, while tickets to the general public go on sale August 28.

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