Hold on to your belt buckles and hats country music fans, we've discovered what could be the worst music video ever.
According to her website, Lisa Gail Allred began singing in the Texas Girls Choir before launching her own career. She believes she sounds like Shania Twain and Faith Hill.
She also, apparently, won awards for her flutist abilities and singing voice. It's clear now that her voice must have been lost in the choir.
Her track the Three Second Rule, released on YouTube only to be removed after it received a critical panning and then re-added by a hardened fan, is attracting much opprobrium.
Here's a sample of the comments:
I have so many comments about this video and I don't even know where to start;
We should let Rebecca Black know that we found her grandmother;
It took me about 30 seconds to realise she was speaking English;
My nipples explode with horror and disgust.
The song is about how long Allred would let her husband look at another woman - which, coincidentally, is probably as long as you'll be able to stomach the video. Hang in there though - the rewards are rich.
What do you think? What's the worst much music video you've seen? Tell us in the comments below and share a link.
Learn more about Lisa Gail Allred on her homepage.
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