Jacqueline Bisset's odd acceptance speech

THE GOOD: Mila Kunis looks like she's about to smack somebody, but that doesn't stop the fact that this Gucci Premiere halter gown is next level hot.
THE GOOD: Mila Kunis looks like she's about to smack somebody, but that doesn't stop the fact that this Gucci Premiere halter gown is next level hot.
THE MOST DIFFERENT: When I saw wee Emma Watson's Dior dress from the front I was all, 'NEXT, no soup for you', but from the back?! Hot diggity dog she's wearing pants ... and a dress ... and it looks amazing. 
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THE MOST DIFFERENT: When I saw wee Emma Watson's Dior dress from the front I was all, 'NEXT, no soup for you', but from the back?! Hot diggity dog she's wearing pants ... and a dress ... and it looks amazing. '
THE BEST CONTENDER: This is a huge call, but I think this Jenny Packham dress might be Helen Mirren's most wonderful yet. The colour combo is amazing, the draping artful and the cut so flattering.
THE BEST CONTENDER: This is a huge call, but I think this Jenny Packham dress might be Helen Mirren's most wonderful yet. The colour combo is amazing, the draping artful and the cut so flattering.
THE GREAT: A newly blonde Kate Mara came out to support her show House of Cards wearing a futuristic J Mendel gown. For me, this is a smash hit - it's different yet still elegant.
THE GREAT: A newly blonde Kate Mara came out to support her show House of Cards wearing a futuristic J Mendel gown. For me, this is a smash hit - it's different yet still elegant.
THE BAD: Is Zoe Saldana making herself feel ill with this Prabal Gurung dress? That would be understandable. This could be a lovely-in-real-life dress, but in photos it just looks like a piece of negligee hot mess.
THE BAD: Is Zoe Saldana making herself feel ill with this Prabal Gurung dress? That would be understandable. This could be a lovely-in-real-life dress, but in photos it just looks like a piece of negligee hot mess.
THE MEH: Oh dear. There are many things Jennifer Lawrence's Dior dress looks like ... toilet paper that's accidentally gotten soaked and a body strapped to a gurney are a few that come to mind. She looks beautiful (although I would've gone for a slightly less brown lippie) but she needs to text break up with Raf Simons immediately.
THE MEH: Oh dear. There are many things Jennifer Lawrence's Dior dress looks like ... toilet paper that's accidentally gotten soaked and a body strapped to a gurney are a few that come to mind. She looks beautiful (although I would've gone for a slightly less brown lippie) but she needs to text break up with Raf Simons immediately.
THE BAD: Is Julia Roberts now a Brethren? I remember when it was cool to wear a boob tube over a white shirt, but that was also a time during which The Spice Girls were top of the charts. This Dolce & Gabbana dress is a fail.
THE BAD: Is Julia Roberts now a Brethren? I remember when it was cool to wear a boob tube over a white shirt, but that was also a time during which The Spice Girls were top of the charts. This Dolce & Gabbana dress is a fail.
THE BAD: I had to check the date on this image to make sure I hadn't accidentally dialled up the 1995 Golden Globes which is A) flattering to Heidi Klum's ageing scenario B) not a compliment of this outfit. She's wearing a CHOKER. Nuff' said.
THE BAD: I had to check the date on this image to make sure I hadn't accidentally dialled up the 1995 Golden Globes which is A) flattering to Heidi Klum's ageing scenario B) not a compliment of this outfit. She's wearing a CHOKER. Nuff' said.
THE BEST (MATERNITY EDITION): Olivia Wilde is due in just four months time and yet is still rocking slinky sequin Gucci. That's a pro. Love her ombre, dig the dress and love how she told Ryan Seacrest that she's stoked to be pregnant because: "I've never had boobs before!".
THE BEST (MATERNITY EDITION): Olivia Wilde is due in just four months time and yet is still rocking slinky sequin Gucci. That's a pro. Love her ombre, dig the dress and love how she told Ryan Seacrest that she's stoked to be pregnant because: "I've never had boobs before!".
A BEST CONTENDER: While I never expected I'd see this much of Amy Adams' inner boob on the red carpet EVER, there's no denying she's an absolute knock-out in Valentino. Also, she wins least-contrived ergo best updo of the night so far.
A BEST CONTENDER: While I never expected I'd see this much of Amy Adams' inner boob on the red carpet EVER, there's no denying she's an absolute knock-out in Valentino. Also, she wins least-contrived ergo best updo of the night so far.
THE LOVELY: Michelle Dockery looks quite the lady in Oscar de la Renta - I'm also loving this softer hair on her too.
THE LOVELY: Michelle Dockery looks quite the lady in Oscar de la Renta - I'm also loving this softer hair on her too.
THE MEH: Can we deal with Jessica Chastain's hair first? She looks like an old balding man who's holding on to having a full mane and so backcombs to the extreme (but not successfully so that you can still see the bald patches poking through). Think Donald Trump. Also, this Givenchy dress is snoozeville ... and wonky.
THE MEH: Can we deal with Jessica Chastain's hair first? She looks like an old balding man who's holding on to having a full mane and so backcombs to the extreme (but not successfully so that you can still see the bald patches poking through). Think Donald Trump. Also, this Givenchy dress is snoozeville ... and wonky.
THE GOOD (PREGNANCY EDITION): If Drew Barrymore wasn't up the duff, then this Monique Lhuillier gown would be a fail, but the floral ensemble is a fun way to cover one's bump. PS: DAMN YOU Monique what's-your-face for having a name that I have to Google to spellcheck EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
THE GOOD (PREGNANCY EDITION): If Drew Barrymore wasn't up the duff, then this Monique Lhuillier gown would be a fail, but the floral ensemble is a fun way to cover one's bump. PS: DAMN YOU Monique what's-your-face for having a name that I have to Google to spellcheck EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
THE GOOD: Kate Beckinsale should pretty much copyright this style on the red carpet because she always owns it. This particular incarnation of her brand of glam is by Zuhair Murad. Side note: has she been in ANYTHING recently?
THE GOOD: Kate Beckinsale should pretty much copyright this style on the red carpet because she always owns it. This particular incarnation of her brand of glam is by Zuhair Murad. Side note: has she been in ANYTHING recently?
THE GREAT: Stop the press folks, Julia Louis Dreyfus is fifty-freaking-two - how smoking does she look in this Narciso dress? Also, my Veep girl crush got me googling her recently, and do you know she's heiress to billions of dollars (her French dad is mega loaded). She's amazing AND rich.
THE GREAT: Stop the press folks, Julia Louis Dreyfus is fifty-freaking-two - how smoking does she look in this Narciso dress? Also, my Veep girl crush got me googling her recently, and do you know she's heiress to billions of dollars (her French dad is mega loaded). She's amazing AND rich.
THE I'M JUST NOT SURE: If you explained this pastel-meets-black Prabal Gurung dress to me I would think I'd hate it, but Sandra Bullock somehow makes it work. How does she do it? The only thing that's holding me back from loving it are the colours ... I'd prefer bolder accents and a softer middle.
THE I'M JUST NOT SURE: If you explained this pastel-meets-black Prabal Gurung dress to me I would think I'd hate it, but Sandra Bullock somehow makes it work. How does she do it? The only thing that's holding me back from loving it are the colours ... I'd prefer bolder accents and a softer middle.
THE BAD: Paula Patton looks like she's in the middle of 'hulking out' of this Stephane Rolland dress (except she's a white Hulk, not a green one). This woman does not know how to dress herself, full stop.
THE BAD: Paula Patton looks like she's in the middle of 'hulking out' of this Stephane Rolland dress (except she's a white Hulk, not a green one). This woman does not know how to dress herself, full stop.
THE GOOD: This is not my type of dress at all, but it would be remiss to suggest Taylor Swift looks anything but beautiful in Carolina Herrera. I even like the red lip with the pink gown.
THE GOOD: This is not my type of dress at all, but it would be remiss to suggest Taylor Swift looks anything but beautiful in Carolina Herrera. I even like the red lip with the pink gown.
A BEST CONTENDER: Cate Blanchett + Armani Prive = red carpet gold. I'm almost cowering, she looks so fierce. Like a really super hot headmistress, schooling us all in how to work a gown.
A BEST CONTENDER: Cate Blanchett + Armani Prive = red carpet gold. I'm almost cowering, she looks so fierce. Like a really super hot headmistress, schooling us all in how to work a gown.
THE GOOD: Reese Witherspoon looks ferosh' (if a little dated) in this Calvin Klein Collection dress (I'm severely disliking her soccer mom bangs, however).
THE GOOD: Reese Witherspoon looks ferosh' (if a little dated) in this Calvin Klein Collection dress (I'm severely disliking her soccer mom bangs, however).
THE BAD: First things first, what's going on with Amber Heard's hair? That's pretty much what I look like in the morning if I forget to take my 'face washing bun' out. Also, this Versace gown is at once very 'actress-in-her-late-60s-looking-hot' and also very 'Jolie-leg-on-steroids'. (ooh, and PS: We've been discussing how Heard looks like a long lost member of the Ridge family. Thoughts?).
THE BAD: First things first, what's going on with Amber Heard's hair? That's pretty much what I look like in the morning if I forget to take my 'face washing bun' out. Also, this Versace gown is at once very 'actress-in-her-late-60s-looking-hot' and also very 'Jolie-leg-on-steroids'. (ooh, and PS: We've been discussing how Heard looks like a long lost member of the Ridge family. Thoughts?).
THE GOOD (MATERNITY EDITION): Everyone knew Kerry Washington was preggos, even though she hadn't confirmed it, but now we definitely know! So that's sorted ... and the fact that she's a full fashion icon has now been cemented by the fact Balenciaga made her this custom gown (I love the little homage to Olivia Pope - who always wears white).
THE GOOD (MATERNITY EDITION): Everyone knew Kerry Washington was preggos, even though she hadn't confirmed it, but now we definitely know! So that's sorted ... and the fact that she's a full fashion icon has now been cemented by the fact Balenciaga made her this custom gown (I love the little homage to Olivia Pope - who always wears white).
THE GREAT: Naomi Watts won the Oscars in a metallic gown, and she's a contender for winning the GGs in this sleek Tom Ford. Hubby Liev is looking sharp too.
THE GREAT: Naomi Watts won the Oscars in a metallic gown, and she's a contender for winning the GGs in this sleek Tom Ford. Hubby Liev is looking sharp too.
THE ARCHETYPAL: This Zac Posen gown is VERY Sofia Vergara, and while there's nothing wrong with having a sense of personal style, I do find myself a touch bored. That said, she looks amazing and I guess at least it isn't a mermaid gown.
THE ARCHETYPAL: This Zac Posen gown is VERY Sofia Vergara, and while there's nothing wrong with having a sense of personal style, I do find myself a touch bored. That said, she looks amazing and I guess at least it isn't a mermaid gown.
THE GOOD: I ALWAYS forget that the Khaleesi is actually a brunette: Emilia Clarke looks perfectly lovely in this Proenza Schouler gown. I love her glossy hair, dig those bangles and adore the subtle waves of material in the dress.
THE GOOD: I ALWAYS forget that the Khaleesi is actually a brunette: Emilia Clarke looks perfectly lovely in this Proenza Schouler gown. I love her glossy hair, dig those bangles and adore the subtle waves of material in the dress.
THE GOOD: I'm not jumping up and down over this Gucci on Margot Robbie, but it's a big improvement from her Wolf of Wall Street red carpet run. I love the green detailing, I am, however, a little stressed out about that split.
THE GOOD: I'm not jumping up and down over this Gucci on Margot Robbie, but it's a big improvement from her Wolf of Wall Street red carpet run. I love the green detailing, I am, however, a little stressed out about that split.
THE I-THINK-I-LIKE-IT: The more I look at this J Mendel armour-style dress on Elizabeth Moss (one of the celebrities I was most disappointed to find out was a Scientologist) the more I like it. I think it's one of those 'great-in-real-life-but-photographs-a-bit-crazy' jobs, but it suits her edgier personal style.
THE I-THINK-I-LIKE-IT: The more I look at this J Mendel armour-style dress on Elizabeth Moss (one of the celebrities I was most disappointed to find out was a Scientologist) the more I like it. I think it's one of those 'great-in-real-life-but-photographs-a-bit-crazy' jobs, but it suits her edgier personal style.
THE MOST IMPROVED: This is likely to be a controversial one, but I dig this Zac Posen gown on Lena Dunham: it's far less ageing than her navy choice at last year's GGs, it's very va-va-voom and it's also very her. Thoughts?
THE MOST IMPROVED: This is likely to be a controversial one, but I dig this Zac Posen gown on Lena Dunham: it's far less ageing than her navy choice at last year's GGs, it's very va-va-voom and it's also very her. Thoughts?
A BEST CONTENDER: When I heard that my new fashion idol was going to wear Ralph Lauren to the GGs I was a bit like, 'meh' but hot dang I was wrong. The 12 Years A Slave star works this caped gown way better than Gwyn did back in the day.
A BEST CONTENDER: When I heard that my new fashion idol was going to wear Ralph Lauren to the GGs I was a bit like, 'meh' but hot dang I was wrong. The 12 Years A Slave star works this caped gown way better than Gwyn did back in the day.
THE GOOD: I like how Masters Of Sex star Caitlin Fitzgerald has dressed almost like her character, and while in the up close shot it looks like she's wrapped my bed throw around her neck, she actually totally works this Emilia Wickstead dress - and those Wickstead pumps are my fave shoes so far.
THE GOOD: I like how Masters Of Sex star Caitlin Fitzgerald has dressed almost like her character, and while in the up close shot it looks like she's wrapped my bed throw around her neck, she actually totally works this Emilia Wickstead dress - and those Wickstead pumps are my fave shoes so far.
THE GOOD: That colour - even though it basically matches her skin - works well on Anna Gunn, and while I'm usually not a fan of dresses that vomit out along the red carpet, Donna Karen knows what she's doing. Ooh, that shiny material does give me a bit of a flammable issue panic attack though.
THE GOOD: That colour - even though it basically matches her skin - works well on Anna Gunn, and while I'm usually not a fan of dresses that vomit out along the red carpet, Donna Karen knows what she's doing. Ooh, that shiny material does give me a bit of a flammable issue panic attack though.
THE GOOD: While I'm not a fan of her one-side-heavy hair, I do actually like this Oscar de la Renta gown and caraco (but maybe I'm blinded by my love for New Girl). While, yes, the top to skirt relationship isn't super flattering, it is super pretty, and it is very Zooey.
THE GOOD: While I'm not a fan of her one-side-heavy hair, I do actually like this Oscar de la Renta gown and caraco (but maybe I'm blinded by my love for New Girl). While, yes, the top to skirt relationship isn't super flattering, it is super pretty, and it is very Zooey.
THE GOOD: Wow, would you check out Sarah Hyland's power brow?! This Georges Hobeika gown isn't going to be one of my faves of the night because of the stocky waist, but it is quite lovely, and Sarah so often gets it wrong.
THE GOOD: Wow, would you check out Sarah Hyland's power brow?! This Georges Hobeika gown isn't going to be one of my faves of the night because of the stocky waist, but it is quite lovely, and Sarah so often gets it wrong.
THE MEH: Did Monica Potter think she was going to the Country Music Awards? (I do love her nails though).
THE MEH: Did Monica Potter think she was going to the Country Music Awards? (I do love her nails though).
THE WRONG PERSON: It's almost like Aubrey Plaza's stylist went - 'I'm going to dress you the least like Aubrey Plaza as possible' with this Oscar De La Renta number.
THE WRONG PERSON: It's almost like Aubrey Plaza's stylist went - 'I'm going to dress you the least like Aubrey Plaza as possible' with this Oscar De La Renta number.
THE ALMOST GREAT: Louise Roe always takes fashion risks, and while I LOVE the colour of this Monique Lhuillier dress, I do think it looks a bit 'Supre' with that bandeau neckline. Not that there's anything wrong with Supre, they're my leggings lifeline, but Supre leggings don't cost thousands of dollars.
THE ALMOST GREAT: Louise Roe always takes fashion risks, and while I LOVE the colour of this Monique Lhuillier dress, I do think it looks a bit 'Supre' with that bandeau neckline. Not that there's anything wrong with Supre, they're my leggings lifeline, but Supre leggings don't cost thousands of dollars.

Jacqueline Bisset may have taken home a Golden Globe today, but she also may have won the honour of the strangest acceptance speech. 

The legendary actress, who has been making films since 1965, looked absolutely stunned when she was named the winner of the award for best supporting actress in a series, miniseries, or television film for Dancing on the Edge.

Indeed, it took her a long time to make her way to the stage, during which she took breaks to greet friends like Jon Voight. (Jacqueline is the godmother to Jon's daughter, Angelina Jolie.) 

AWKWARD: Jacqueline Bisset accepts the Best Supporting Actress award.
AWKWARD: Jacqueline Bisset accepts the Best Supporting Actress award.

Once she got on stage, Jacqueline took nearly a minute to collect herself, before trailing off on a list of people to thank.

However, she finished things off with a bang at the end of her speech, saying, "I want to thank the people who have given me joy, and there have been many. And to [uninteligable] sh*t, I say like my mother. What did she used to say? Go to hell, and don't come back. But my mother wasn't all mean. If you want to look good, you've got to forgive everybody. It's the best beauty treatment."

On Twitter the reviews ranged from scathing to humourous:

Jacqueline Bisset, making Jennifer Lawrence look like a functional, literate adult. #GoldenGlobes

— Dr. Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) January 13, 2014

Jacqueline Bisset might also be the open bar's first casualty of the night. #GoldenGlobes -H

— Go Fug Yourself (@fuggirls) January 13, 2014

I want to meet Jacqueline Bisset's pharmacist. #GoldenGlobes

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) January 13, 2014

At first it seemed like Jacqueline Bisset was just sweetly overwhelmed, but now I think she was just drunkly overwhelmed.

— Suri's Burn Book (@surisburnbook) January 13, 2014

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