Tiger Woods incident a TV target
Relevant offers
TV
Tiger Woods and his marital problems proved a tempting target for Saturday Night Live.
In both a skit and multiple Weekend Update jokes this weekend, NBC's comedy show took on the golfer, who has admitted to letting his family down with "transgressions" that came to light following a strange hanksgiving weekend incident in which he crashed a vehicle into a tree and hydrant outside his Florida mansion.
In one skit, actor Jason Sudeikis portrayed Wolf Blitzer on CNN's Situation Room reporting on a news conference that Woods (played by Kenan Thompson) and his wife, former Swedish model Elin Nordegren (played by Blake Lively), were holding outside his home.
After Woods admitted to "multiple" transgressions, his wife looked surprised and the screen quickly shifted back to Blitzer.
"Breaking news," Blitzer said. "Tiger Woods is back in the hospital.
Apparently just hours after a press conference where he confessed to multiple transgressions, Woods had an accident in his home where he fell down a flight of stairs then inadvertently threw himself through a plate glass window."
Woods returned for a later news conference, his wife brandishing a golf club next to him, where he said, "Wow, I've been really clumsy this week."
He had more such "accidents," then returns to read a prepared statement with the words "help me" and "I'm scared" written on the back of the papers for the audience to see.
In "Weekend Update," anchor Seth Meyers peppered Woods with one-liners.
"Last Friday, Tiger Woods hit a tree and a bunch of ladies fell out," he said.
Meyers noted that Woods and his wife were in negotiations over their prenuptial agreement, and "what's really weird is he presented her with one of those huge, oversized checks" typically given to golf tournament winners.
Woods' sponsors are sticking with him, Meyers said, "a gesture that only means one thing - women don't watch golf".
Watch the footage below:
- AP
Sponsored links
Warning over Houston's funeral
Adele slams career break rumours
Star claims Home and Away racism
Shihad serve fans their Meanest
Robyn Malcolm lays it all bare
Tuning in to TV-watching pooches
Jennifer Lawrence warns of movie violence
Is Kutcher an upgrade over Sheen?
Houston's room already re-occupied
Mallard offers ticket cash back
Men in court after raid on Auckland apartment
Kiwis in cruise ship cocaine bust
No radiation leak on plane, says Fire Service
Second week-long strike for port
Abercrombie stars as Breakers shoot down Hawks
No Kiwi jobs lost in call centre move: Orcon
Apple mobile apps stealing private data
Dragons deny wrongdoing as wee row erupts
15-minute-old newborn gets heart pacemaker
'Starved, beaten' teen weighed just 32kg
From TV to a tent: Family of eight evicted
Men in court after raid on Auckland apartment
Mallard offers ticket cash back
'Starved, beaten' teen weighed just 32kg
Suppression lapses for kidnap accused
Star claims Home and Away racism
Sonny Bill Williams finds rugby boring: mate
Robyn Malcolm lays it all bare
Mallard offers ticket cash back
China 'will see Crafar ruling as racist'
Mallard sells festival tickets online at profit
Should you take your groom's name?
Cyclist: Don't fine us, fix the road
Marryatt skips council debate to play golf
Govt says asset sales will cut debt
How do you feel about The Simpsons being renewed for a further two seasons?
