Over-crisped celeb men

Sean Penn's super crispy man-tan is a new thing, and it reared its leathery head during the Gangster Squad premiere. Oh, and the 52-year-old's also rocking a ponytail out back.
Sean Penn's super crispy man-tan is a new thing, and it reared its leathery head during the Gangster Squad premiere. Oh, and the 52-year-old's also rocking a ponytail out back.
We imagine Valentino, 80, gave it a few hours after application before touching Anne's cream couture.
We imagine Valentino, 80, gave it a few hours after application before touching Anne's cream couture.
Shane Warne, 43, may need to get back on the zinc train.
Shane Warne, 43, may need to get back on the zinc train.
Mickey Rourke - there are no words.
Mickey Rourke - there are no words.
Maybe Justin Theroux and JenAn invested in a pay month-on-month couple's bulk spray tan package?
Maybe Justin Theroux and JenAn invested in a pay month-on-month couple's bulk spray tan package?
The cast of Jersey Shore each have their own signature 'shade' - but at least they've vowed to quit the beds and stick to spray tans during their famous daily 'GTL' routine. That stands for Gym, Tanning and Laundry (i.e., work out, get leathery, wash a little).
The cast of Jersey Shore each have their own signature 'shade' - but at least they've vowed to quit the beds and stick to spray tans during their famous daily 'GTL' routine. That stands for Gym, Tanning and Laundry (i.e., work out, get leathery, wash a little).
George Hamilton, 73, is known better for his skin the colour of rust than he is for his actual acting.
George Hamilton, 73, is known better for his skin the colour of rust than he is for his actual acting.
Seth Macfarlane, the new Mr. Dothraki Queen, with a spray of Cali-glow, left, and his natural I-spend-a-lot-of-time-watching-tele shade, right.
Seth Macfarlane, the new Mr. Dothraki Queen, with a spray of Cali-glow, left, and his natural I-spend-a-lot-of-time-watching-tele shade, right.
Donald Trump to tan expert: ''Just leave a little white around the eyes'.
Donald Trump to tan expert: ''Just leave a little white around the eyes'.
We have a soft spot for David Hasselhoff, but just last week he tweeted a snap of himself in front of a sunbed (clothed, thank goodness). Spray tans risk you looking like a bratwurst, but sun beds risk a whole lot more.
We have a soft spot for David Hasselhoff, but just last week he tweeted a snap of himself in front of a sunbed (clothed, thank goodness). Spray tans risk you looking like a bratwurst, but sun beds risk a whole lot more.

Sean Penn stepped out last week with a face the colour of tomato chutney. In honour of this, here's a round-up of the celeb guys who need to step away from the spray gun.