Beauty gets its crazy on

01:05, Oct 03 2012
Bagel head
Bagel heads all round.
Bagel head
Grow yourself some F-cups, with these biscuits.
Bagel head
The face slimmer exercise mouthpiece promises to tone up your gob.
Bagel head
Get your Gyaru on.
Bagel head
Lovely choppers and fangs for the memories.

Last week the truly terrifying sight of the bagel-head-trend caused a stir around the world, Japan is continuing to lead the way in putting the bizarre into beauty.

The Japanese created the magnificent Manga animations. The cartoon-loving culture has also created an array of, shall we say, animated "beauty" trends.

Proving the human mind knows no bounds, they have taken to using their bodies as blank canvases for their creative imaginings. All in the name of body art and beauty.

Whether these trends are irreverent or just a smudge mad, you decide. Either way, we won't be jumping on these beauty bandwagons any time soon.

Yaeba

One woman's weird is another's wonderful and, to some, the "snaggletooth" is the epitome of sexy. Yaeba, meaning "double tooth", is a procedure that turns your  pearly whites from perfect to pointy.

With the likes of Kirsten Dunst and various vampire slayers as pinup girls, some women in Japan pay up to $400 for the cosmetic dental procedure.

But, concerns have been raised about the motivation behind the practice.

"The gapped tooth is sort of preorthodontic or early development, and the naturally occurring yaeba is because of delayed baby teeth, or a mouth that's too small," Dr Emilie Zaslow, an assistant professor of communication studies at Pace University in Manhattan told New York Times.

"It's this kind of emphasis on youth and the sexualization of young girls."

Gyaru

Gyaru or "gal", a popular Japanese street fashion, is au naturale on acid.

With a the passion for all things over the top and blinging, this girly-glam trend is all about extreme dress-ups and make-up.

Gyaru gals have a penchant for plastered on makeup, lashings of fake tan, false lashes and either platinum-dyed hair or neon wigs, imitating dolls and cartoon characters. It's hard-core eye candy at its most surreal. Whether it's fashion fantastic or glamour gone garish is all in the eye of the beholder.

Face slimmer exercise mouthpiece

Try and get your mouth arond this one. The face slimmer exercise mouthpiece is just one of an impressive selection of seriously strange-looking cosmetic contraptions, on offer at the Japan trend shop.

For just US$82 and three minutes a day you too can have luscious looking lady lips. So they say.

The exerciser forces your mouth to work harder than normal thus tightening saggy skin as you say your vowels. Over and over again. Sounds like one giant jaw ache.

Breast-enhancing biscuits

You heard right. The F-Cup Cookie company claims if you eat just one or two of their biscuits a day your breasts will grow to a DD (or F cup in Japan). While we're just a tad dubious about their claims, it would stand to reason that if you eat cookies every day you may gain volume, not just around the breast area but all areas of the body.

Apparently each cookie contains 50 milligrams of the "herbal breast enhancing" herb Pueraria Mirifica. Unsurprisingly, there is no evidence whatsoever that Pueraria Mirifica enlarges breasts, let alone does anything else. The US Federal Trade Commission says they will take action against any company that makes these unsubstantiated claims. This hasn't stopped F-cup cookies from selling out on the website.

- Sydney Morning Herald

Which is your favourite, or not, beauty trend? Let us know in the comments below.

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