The Met Ball - aka - Fashion's Oscars is over for another year and while the rest of us fight it out over who we think won, Gwyneth Paltrow has already made up her mind - and that honour goes to Miranda Kerr.
"She was wearing a black Michael Kors dress that was sort of like a sparkling bandeau, and her whole stomach was showing," the 40-year-old clean eater told Entertainment Weekly. "It was really beautiful. It was a little punky. She's just so pretty, it's abnormal."
Paltrow went on, "I was like, 'Is it weird to be that pretty?'" the Oscar-winner said while laughing. "And she was like, 'No.'"
Now Miranda, this is kind of anti-climactic isn't it? Unless you're nine years old it's a weird thing to be asked. Couldn't you have said something charming back like 'You tell me, Gwynnie!' or 'Yes, it's obscenely odd.'
Or 'Don't tell anyone but I'm an alien life form'.
Or 'Um, you spend an inordinate amount of time with Beyonce - you must be used to beauty by now.'
Or, 'So is that what happens when you live in London for so long, huh? You start to think beauty is strange?'
Oh we kid! We kid!
Miranda, alas, did not. Shame.
But, apart from admiring Kerr's face, Gwynnie did not have a fun time at one of the biggest parties of the year, with Perez Hilton reporting that she said of the Met Gala, "I'm never going again. It was so un-fun. It was boiling. It was too crowded. I did not enjoy it at all." At least she's honest.
- FFX Aus
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