Come March 2, even Oscar "losers" will feel like winners when they tuck into their goodie bags on the limo ride home. According to US Weekly, those lucky enough to pick up a nomination but not lucky enough to score a statue will nab a gift bag worth a whopping $NZ96,000. But that's not all.
Along with the $340 worth of pure organic maple syrup, salad dressings, an apron (yes, an apron!) and a special face-to-face meeting with Boyz II Men, female Oscar nominees will also receive a shot to the vagina.
Yep. A vagina shot.
The 'O-Shot' procedure, which supposedly "rejuvenates and enhances the genital tissue of a woman" is said to improve sexual response and slow urinary incontinence.
There's no word on whether or not this little treat is also included in the men's haul, or if there is a male genitalia equivalent, however there is a voucher for an ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant (aka plugs) for a whopping $NZ19,000.
So don't feel bad for those who miss out on the golden statue this weekend. Those polite smiles and I'm-so-happy-for-you claps are inching them closer to flawless genital tissue.
Call us bitter for not being able to splurge $3,260 on our own nether regions, but this is the creepiest thing we've heard in a while.
Eagerly awaiting J-Law's take.
- Daily Life
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