Are you going to eat that?

Last updated 09:20 12/11/2009

There are many sport-related items just begging for my cash.Lunch box

Gadgets and garments and intriguing-looking items I can’t even identify (particularly in bike shops) but they’re pretty and shiny and look cool.

With all of that clamouring for my cash, it seems such a shame to have to splash out quite a bit of that money on dubious overly sweet goo things in packets, despite extravagant promises of the benefits they offer.

There’s a large industry built around race and training nutrition. And a very lucrative industry too, if the sheer number of what’s available is anything to go by.

There are protein bars and carbohydrate shots and rehydration numbers. They are certainly not cheap. In fact at the price they go for, I expect one that can change a punctured tube and whip me up a cocktail while it’s at it.

Most of the products on display in most sports shops make me shudder a little. Despite not having an overly delicate system I found out the hard way that there are very few brands I can stomach. Much of it makes me rather ill very quickly.

Bad, bad things happen to my system when I try to force down anything produced by the Powerbar brand, including the drink. This was something of the nuisance when it sponsored Ironman NZ.

So when it comes to energy in a packet, I stick to what I know is safe. Horleys Replace for the fluid and, if really necessary, the unappetisingly-named Gu Energy Gel. However, despite being able to stomach it, there are dangers inherent in that gel too. Consuming enough of the caffeinated ones will give you a caffeine overdose. Dizziness, shaking, nausea and dehydration are not your friends when it comes to finishing a race.

While I do use some of the gels when training, it’s only when I’m preparing for a long race. Even then I wouldn’t use it if it wasn’t for my golden rule to NEVER, EVER do anything new on race day.

(Actually, the vehemence with which I insist on this rule comes from once trying a Powerbar on race day, way back in the mists of time. Worst race ever, even compared with the one I didn’t finish due to an asthma attack.)

I prefer going old school when it comes to training nutrition. Bananas are the top of my list. You’ll usually find at least one poking out the pockets on my cycling shirt, which has made me the object of mirth on more than one occasion.

Muesli or nut bars are also fantastic. I don’t particularly like honey, but a couple of honey sandwiches on squishy white bread are my secret weapon on a long bike. Plus a couple of vegemite ones to balance out the sweetness.

Long runs are where the gels come in handy. I can eat a banana while running without getting the stitch, but it’s hardly going to fit in my arm band beside my inhaler.

Hey that's a thought . . . reduced banana. Coming soon to a store near you for at least five times the price of an ordinary piece of fruit.

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Pip   #1   09:33 am Nov 12 2009

I live on Powerbars when I'm cycling. I tried the Powerbar gels as well but they give me gastro issues when I'm running. After the Rotorua marathon I swore I'd never do Leppin ever again, which means, given their recent dominance, I'm going to be running with a fuel belt a lot. In my water bottle I go for lemon/lime Peak Fuel. In contrast I can't stand the Peak Fuel bars. I tried Nuun for the electrolytes but it just doesn't do it for me. I have a sensitivity to caffeine but seem to be able to tolerate the caffeine gels quite well for some reason. Bananas - I'll eat one if someone gives it to me on a ride, but I hate carrying them around so don't usually bother. One of my riding buddies normally has at least a couple sticking out of her shirt though, so you're not alone.

Agreed - all those bars and gels get expensive. To make it worse I started suffering chocolate cravings at home on my own this week and managed to munch my way through my supply of chocolate Powerbars. I should have just wandered up the road for a Moro or something!

Thalia   #2   09:51 am Nov 12 2009

you could get one of those banana holders and like strap it to yourself or something? I dunno how to reduce a banana without drying it. What you need is banana in a tube (however I find anything banana flavoured is a bit gross.. I can think of at least three examples).

It always staggers me how much protein bars etc are.. If I ever buy any I think it will be from the reduced to clear store (theres always big stands full of them).

Banana in a tube though. that could be a goer.

kelvin2   #3   09:54 am Nov 12 2009

And I thought I had a dodgy stomach!

I could never eat the power bars. i spent more energy chewing on the damn things and then find I had to spit it out on the next hill as I was gasping for breath.

Back in the 90's there was Exceed, which I found was very good. Like Aviation gas in a car. Also dehydrated me after every ride, but was worth it.

I now find the Lepin gel and powder very good, although still have to watch the dehydration factor.

As you say bananas are also good, but carrying a boxload of them around on the bike is rather hard.

adrian   #4   09:56 am Nov 12 2009

I could almost see these working. Just have to keep them dry ;) http://www.nutsonline.com/driedfruit/banana-chips/organic-dried.html

There is nothing quite like a real meal after a day of gels, bars and sports drink.

I haven't tried it yet but I've heard that salted cold roast potatoes are fantastic for on the bike.

AllanM   #5   10:06 am Nov 12 2009

"Hey that's a thought . . . reduced banana. Coming soon to a store near you..." Dried bananas/banana chips = reduced banana.

Ben   #6   10:08 am Nov 12 2009

Bloody hell; every time I read one of your blogs I mentally thank my creator that I was given the slob gene!

As if the torture of exercise were not enough it now appears one has to fill one's body with all sorts of disgusting foods and liquids not to mention it seems plastering one's body with equally vile unguents. I suppose one benefit of the latter is that if some irate motorist makes a grab for you, you pop out of his grasp like a cork out of a bottle. It's hardly surprising you cannot make it up a hill without puffing away like a grampus, laden down with about 3 tonnes of ballast and dripping gel onto the surrounding countryside. When you are running do you put skid warnings behind you for following traffic? If you ran up the Rimutaka Hill road, half a dozen cars would skid and plummet off the edge.

It's like filling the tank of a Ferrari (not that I compare you with a Ferrari; possibly a Toyota Echo) with cooking oil and expecting it to win a grand prix.

As for the banana I could suggest a suitable place to lodge it but that would see me banned from all Stuff websites not to mention Amy having a fit of hysterics.

Bugger Ironman; do us a favour and head for the nearest caff and fill up on bacon, sausage, egg and chips and fill out those gnu like curves.

Ann Aitken Worth   #7   10:10 am Nov 12 2009

Adrian - yeah, potatoes are good, my friend swears by them on the bike, but they're fiddly to eat. And AllanM - you have a point but I hate banana chips, they're nasty. So, not the kind of reduced banana I was thinking of.

corbie   #8   10:35 am Nov 12 2009

Ann have you seen those whole 'dehydrated' bananas at the supermarket? Maybe they would work? They are not like banana chips, rather a whole banana that has had some but not all of the moisture sucked out of it. They look kind of gross but can't be any worse looking than gel food!

Kate   #9   10:40 am Nov 12 2009

I've been pretty lucky with my tum. Cheapo balance drink does me fine on the bike, along with bagels and PB, and ordinary old jet planes. I can't stand gels, and used to have lots of lovely "sports candy", like sports beans and chomps, but I can afford to train with it, so I'll see if I can race without it!

shaun   #10   12:38 pm Nov 12 2009

I am not a fan of high priced bars and gels. I once heard powerbars described as chocolate flavoured wallpaper paste and I couldn't disagree. I take bananas, but I find they go a bit soft and yuck in your cycling jersey pockets, and chocolate chip rolled oat cookies or muffins I make myself. I also like Replace for drinking and when it isnt available at a race i take little sachets to pour into my water bottles. When I'm running cookies or aeroplane lollies are my preferred food.


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