Faster than a speeding bicycle

Last updated 10:37 15/12/2009

Like most people, I’m not a big fan of traffic infringement tickets or anything else where I have to part with my hard-earned money for non-fun stuff. But there is one exception to this.Road sign

When I started my day with the familiar refrain of "what am I going to write a blog about today", one colleague actually gave me an answer.

"How cool would it be," he asked, "to get a speeding ticket on your bike?"

And that would be the one ticket I wouldn’t mind paying. In fact, I’d probably frame the sucker.

Apparently I’m on a roll this week, talking about illegal – or possibly illegal – activity on bikes.  But there’s no ambiguity when it comes to speed limits. They obviously apply. Unless you’re on the footpath. Then it might get murky.

The top speed I’ve ever done on a bicycle was 80kmh, going down the Gentle Annie hill just out of Nelson. On that particular occasion my speed was legal – I was in a 100kmh zone. I didn’t much like it though -  I got the speed wobbles and when a gust of wind caught me side on and nearly threw me into the ditch, I was convinced I was about to die.

This was not long after I first started cycling and while I’d love to boast that my skill has improved, it has not. I simply brake more. I’m such a nana going downhill that small children on tricycles could probably pass me. It’s never happened, but that does not detract from the notion it could. Almost every time I get my bike serviced I have to have the brake pads replaced.

However, there’s only so much braking you can do on a bike without ending up with a bad case of road rash so there have been times when I’ve broken the speed limit. Coming down the city side of Brooklyn Hill is a case in point. It’s virtually impossible to stay under 50kmh on that gradient – the number of bends in the road makes heavy braking an ill-conceived idea.

While I could pull out the line there’s never a cop around when you need one I do believe that is untrue. I received a good deal of satisfaction one day when I cycled past a police officer ticketing a boy racer who had recently hooned past me at top speed with millimetres to spare.

Christmas doesn’t do it – it’s only moments like that which are enough to make me believe that there is a god.

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His Lordship   #1   11:12 am Dec 15 2009

For several years I didn't want to reset my cycle computer since it had a recorded top speed of 96kph.

But I can't remember ever going that fast on the bike - I must have been drunk at the time!

jj   #2   11:15 am Dec 15 2009

My fastest in recent memory was drafting (I know, I know, but in defence, the drafting rules are for bikes in the flat) off a large dump truck while desending Tarawera Hill in the Rotorua Half Ironman. Thankfully, I wasn't alone, as there was another rider next to me, and I'm sure he was also thinking about the wisdom of what we were doing. And the truck was speeding...

I commute daily down Brooklyn hill, and it is one of those descents that flows much better if you lay off the brakes, especially in a northerly. In the mornings, it's usually full of buses and cars, so you have to ride them anyhow.

Septimus   #3   11:24 am Dec 15 2009

I've occaisionally thought registration of bicycles would be a good idea, simply so I could get one or two speed camera photos of me on the bike with the speed listed.

As for the downhilling Ann, I used to be a nana as well, till I learned to use my head a little more, literally. Alot of cyclists corner downhills following the line of the road with their eyes. My downhilling got much more stable, comfortable and heaps faster when I started actually turning my head.

jhn   #4   11:41 am Dec 15 2009

If memory serves, the law was only changed a few years ago to make speed limits apply to bikes.

I remember hitting 70 once on a steep, straight stretch of Wadestown hill, when I was younger and more reckless.

I also remember doing 55-60 on that same stretch of road and having a car overtake me (on double yellow lines, no less). Could have been very nasty if someone had come round the blind corner in the other direction. I don't get that -- some drivers seemingly just can't cope with being behind a bike, no matter what the speed.

samm   #5   12:01 pm Dec 15 2009

Highest indicated speed I have seen on my bike computer is 67 kph, and that on a MTB in a 50 zone. I've only done it the once, the consequences of an off at that speed are too big. Normally on the downhill from my place I brake to 50, down to 20 or 30 for the corners, which makes dealing with cars a bit easier. Having disc brakes helps. I followed a padded bike down once and all I could smell was burning rubber.

Alice2   #6   12:46 pm Dec 15 2009

My fastest ever was around 65 kph, coming downhill into Sumner. The guys in front of me managed about 80, but I was happy with my speed. As an added bonus, I managed to get most of the way to the park where we stopped for a break without needing to pedal again!

Funnily, I can do 85kph on skis just fine (measured with Dad's GPS), but going above 50 on the bike gives me the willies. I guess there's less chance of road rash when skiing.

Alison   #7   01:16 pm Dec 15 2009

My top speed is 79.9kph (still yet to break in to the 80s) and that was going down Tikitere Hill on the road to Whakatane from Rotorua.

I've regularly broken the advisory 25kph around a corner at the back end of Lake Rotorua. It's a tight corner after a great downhill section and I often scream around it at 45 plus.

I'd love to get a speed ticket while riding my bike just for the anecdote to pass on to all and sundry!

George   #8   02:08 pm Dec 15 2009

Alice2 (#6) - yes, those idiots who go into the 50kph zone on Evans Pass doing 80kph+ are an absolute menace to those of us who live on that road.

The police regularly ping the cars for 60+, but let the (less controlled) cyclists do what they want.

I've had cyclists banging on my car for doing 'only' 60 in the 50 zone and making them slow up.

One day one of them is going to get killed or seriously hurt, and then, no doubt, it'll be someone else's fault.

The Trickster   #9   02:15 pm Dec 15 2009

My quickest is 88.5k exact coming off MyUndermans hill at this years K2 (only hit 80ish on One-Ton though :( ). I regularly get the bike up over 70 in the Waitaks and there is a particular suburban street in Auckland where its not hard to get over 70, although not advised.

Ann - best way to descend is to basically take a corner in a similar way that Peter Brock would have.

Brake on the straight ("before its too late") until you can see the apex (bit more tricky to do on double/triple apex turn), ease off the brake, transfer weight and move your head towards the corner, hit the apex then get back on the pedals (unless its going too fast to spin), then start setting yourself up for the next corner and always think ahead.

Fav corner of mine is this 35/25 left/right combo in the Waitaks on West Coast Rd. Hit the 35 doing about 45-55, come around that, then have 30m to scrub off about 20k an hour into a steep downhill slightly offcamber bend. Many a time I've gone into the 2nd corner with the rear wheel hanging out trying to get it back on line. Teehee.

Karen   #10   03:10 pm Dec 15 2009

While I'm not a cyclist, I remember taking a bus full of university students down Dyers Pass road and being overtaken by a cyclist. Luckily the bus driver had seen the cyclist!


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