Metal coffins in the sky

Last updated 10:06 08/09/2010

I can calmly contemplate running a marathon. I’m not enthusiastic about spiders or rodents, but I’m not the type of girl to scream and run either. There are a multitude of issues that worry me, but nothing breaks me out in a cold sweat quite like flying.Plane

And I mean this is the most literal sense. Just thinking about the four flights I’ll require to get to Sydney (and back) next weekend makes my palms slippery, no matter how much I’m looking forward to spending time in that city.

The thing about my fear of flying is that it’s not rational. I know that statistically speaking, it’s safer than driving. I know planes are built to fly through turbulence and thunderstorms and what have you.

This doesn’t help. According to a Stuff article, "the odds of dying on a scheduled flight in first world countries ... are one in 14 million".

Now, I’m not sure what the odds of winning lotto are (mine are very slim given I don’t buy tickets) and yet that also happens to people every week.

The problem is, as a journalist, I don’t hear about the millions of flights conducted safely every week – only the ones that end in the most horrific fashion.

My friend Troy calls planes "metal coffins in the sky" and I wish I could disagree with him, but I can’t.

My benchmark for every scary or painful experience is the Ironman. So my mental question becomes "is this as scary/painful as Ironman, in particular 2007 when I was injured?"

This generally works, because the answer is often no. Therefore, I can continue to my next mental point, which is “well, then, what’s the problem? Shut up and calm down.”

However, my benchmark question does not work for flying. Nothing much does, short of medical intervention in prescription drug form.

I can handle a domestic flight. I’m not happy about them, but since it’s usually the fastest way to get somewhere, it’s better than many hours on a bus.

Deep breaths, positive affirmations, and distraction in the form of music, books and Instant Kiwi crosswords. I’ll even give the good old rescue remedy a go, though I can’t say it’s helped much before.

But when it comes to international flights, all bets are off. Prescribed drugs are the answer. I’m not particularly proud of this, but it’s the only thing that takes the edge off my anxiety.

I blame Wellington. I was never afraid of flying until I moved here and experienced a few landings on our illustrious runway, when the plane all but slid in sideways after doing a bit of bouncing over the ranges.

I love this city with intensity, but does everything here really need to be an extreme sport?

How do you feel about flying? Do you love it, hate it, or just put up with it? What works for you when you are in a scary situation?

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k2   #1   10:12 am Sep 08 2010

Flying bores me at best. But it is the fastest way to get anywhere.

The only really scary flying incidident would be having a rocket acting as wingman as we landed in Kabul. Fortunately I was looking out the other side window at the time, and didn't find out until after the landing.

Muppie   #2   10:17 am Sep 08 2010

I'm right there with you. Yes, flying is statistically safer than driving - but if you have a mechanical problem with your car, you can stop and get out. That kinda doesn't work in a plane :-\

SIXX   #3   10:23 am Sep 08 2010

Being a commercial jet pilot for many years, i find that driving my car or riding my motorcycle on our roads scares me more then flying ever could. In the air I feel free of all the problems and hassles back on earth. Driving on New Zealand roads is another matter.

Leon   #4   10:26 am Sep 08 2010

I just think of them as being a bus with wings. To much time on planes around the country for work means I approach flights with intense boredom, music to listen to, and a book to read.

EMC   #5   10:27 am Sep 08 2010

I used to be fine flying, with no qualms about it. That was until I was talked into doing a parachute jump with a couple of girl friends. They were really keen, but as I suffer from vertigo, and have an aversion to scary things (rollercoasters, horror movies, spiders, generally being out of control), I knew this wasn't going to go well. Short version: I completed the jump, didn't die, but have hated flying ever since. Sheer irrational terror.

samm   #6   10:30 am Sep 08 2010

Lifelong aviation enthusiast, so naturally love flying, and have been known to enjoy a bouncy approach into Wellington on occasion. Having a slightly increased awareness of whats normal and what isn't compared to many passengers probably helps. Worst flying experience I have ever had was over Lake Wanaka a few years back, circling in turbulence while waiting for a slot to land at the airshow. Smoothest landing I have ever had was in Wellington. Flew up from Christchurch, fine and clear day, no turbulence whatsoever, and noted a woman using a sick bag as we touched down :)

While I think your friends comment about 'Metal coffins' isn't particularly accurate or helpful (a lot of people die in survivable aircraft accidents because they assume they are going to and don't take the actions that would have ensured their survival), wrapping ourselves in an aluminium, steel and fibreglass tube and hurtling through the sky at close to 1000kph isn't that natural when you think about it, so it is understandable that not everyone enjoys it as much as others. For all its drawbacks though, it is a wonder of our age that it is so common as to be taken for granted.

Katy   #7   10:35 am Sep 08 2010

I absolutely HATE flying with a passion. I remember as a kid loving the turbulence, but these days there's nothing that scares me more. I suck up the domestic flights, however these days even those bring on panic. Needless to say I'm not very thrilled about going to Canada in a few weeks. Medication is the only saving grace, otherwise I'd never even consider stepping foot onto the plane. It makes me very aware of the different airlines and I'm very particular about who I fly with!

Geoff   #8   10:45 am Sep 08 2010

Flying itself is fairly boring. I enjoy the takeoff as the intense acceleration is quite a thrill. The landing is generally interesting if it's daylight. In between are long periods of having little to do and nowhere to go.

Spent a recent flight to Sydney with music queued up on a playlist until the in flight system at my seat reset itself. Nothing compared to my 11 year old daughter who managed to lock hers up solid such that it couldn't be reset at all. :-)

Jim   #9   10:46 am Sep 08 2010

Pedestrianism is vastly more dangerous than flying. (So is psychling but I didn't want to go there....oops).

dragonzflame   #10   10:47 am Sep 08 2010

I've been flying since I was about 5 months old - with all my parents' family in the UK I was a long-haul veteran from a very young age. I never had a bad experience as a kid, so was a very relaxed flier for a long time.

Until I moved to Wellington.

I'm fine about the middle portion of the flight (except turbulence, which I started to find scary after a flight in which we hit three air pockets in a row and dropped fast enough to have people screaming in the cabin) but these days take-off and landing always have me white-knuckled. When my partner is with me it's very like the end of the episode of the Simpsons where Marge conquers her fear of flying ("that's just the engine powering up...that's just the engine struggling...that's just a carp swimming around your ankles.").


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