Furry Friday: Pet stardom

NICK BARNETT
Last updated 10:29 24/01/2014

Does your pet crave stardom? Does it wish to be an internet sensation, or even break into TV and movies? Of course it does. And it can happen.

But you'll have to make sure it follows some vital signposts on the well-trotted-on road to pet fame.

Watch and learn, star-chaser.

First, cultivate an image. It doesn't mattter what kind of image, just be sure you look cool in your publicity shot. (George)

George

Lighting, pose and setting are crucial. Also, have a stunning haircut. (Yogi)

Yogi

Let the world see the confident ambition in your eyes. (Moglet)

Moglet

Profiles are good. (Bear)

Bear

Dramatic profiles are excellent. (Mila)

Mila

Fuzzy, whiskery profiles are okay. (Blue)

Blue

Wear your age with pride - there are still good roles available in Hollywood for females over 8. (Bella)

Bella

Stare that camera down. (Lou)

Lou

Fill the frame with character. (Colin)

Colin

Give yourself a classy setting. (Lil Grey)

Lil Grey

Remember to comb your face. (Gracie Gray)

Gracie Gray

Look the lens in the eye. (Chilli)

Chilli

Fear not the closeup. (Lily)

Lily

If you're kind of fuzzy in real life, ensure that at least your eye is in focus. (Lulu)

Lulu

Show that you can play dead. (Kiva)

Kiva

Practise your sexiest look. (A bit of carpet fluff is acceptable.) (Molly) 

 

Molly

If the casting couch comes into play, try to occupy all of it. (Jake)

Jake

Don't get pigeonholed. (No name)

Kitten

Assert your right to privacy... (Lisa)

Lisa

...because the paparazzi will be there to capture your most vulnerable moments. (Jeff)

Jeff

Submit to the makeup artiste. (Manicure, pedicure, same thing.) (Yuki)

Yuki

 

Never drive yourself. (Woolie)

Woolie

Live fast. (Wren and Millie)

Wren and Millie

Rock your star accessories. (Molly again)

Molly

Your world will be full of luxury. (Maya)

Maya

Everything will be larger than life. (Aloysius)

Aloysius

But you'll need to stay young and beautiful. (Ted)

Ted

And shun cocaine. (Ollie)

Olly

Just keep dreaming. (Omar)

Omar

Yes, stardom is hard work. (Pip)

Pip

 

But one day you'll star on the screen. (No name)

Kit on TV

Above all else, own every scene. Never let yourself be upstaged. (Riley and Gordie, or it could be Garry)

Riley

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