Gunfight at the OK...mall?

Last updated 08:58 02/09/2009

Dirty Harry, El Mariachi, Elmer Fudd.  What do these three characters have in common other than distinctive voices?  Well, guns of course.

Dirty HarryApparently Christchurch will soon have the largest gun store in...the...world!  I'm somewhat surprised by this but I'm sure it's only a matter of time before Texas finds out and builds a bigger one. Quite possibly Mexican migrant labourers are laying the foundations even as I type. I mean it's the home of the free 72 ounce steak (which I've just looked up and whoa, that's 2.2 kilos... and probably bowel cancer). It's also home to big hair. I just don't feel as if the world's largest gun shop is a good fit for Christchurch's personality. World's biggest garden centre, sure. World's biggest bad driver convention, quite possibly but guns, as I say I'm surprised.

But just because I happen to think that Christchurch having the biggest gun store in the world (I just can't stop saying it) is a bit weird,that doesn't mean I object to it being there.

Just so that everybody's clear on where I stand on this, I have no history with firearms. I've never touched one or been close to one (unless you count the armed hold-up I was in - victim , not perpetrator - when I worked at The Warehouse, which I suppose you probably should). I've never been interested in hunting but love movies with excessive gunplay. I don't particularly like the idea of guns (as a slightly clumsy person I am wary of such potentially dangerous items...also nail scissors and glossy magazines with paper-cut causing page edges ) unless they are pretend ones and Antonio Banderas is firing them two at a time whilst flying through the air (God, I love that movie).

I don't really understand the concern that local people have about the gun store's proximity to Toyworld, Chipmunks playland and various schools. They see that as extremely undesirable but I don't get it. Next door to a P-lab yes, that would be an issue. Close proximity to a high security prison, equally worrying. Proximity to a bunch of kids who probably don't even have the upper body strength to hold a rifle. Not so much. I mean, you may as well have mentioned that it's in close proximity to a old folks home. News at ten "Cranky toddlers on gun-toting rampage - they wouldn't take their afternoon naps, says kindy teacher". I don't think so do you?

So, what do you reckon? Is it all a bit "not in my backyard"? And before you ask, no, I wouldn't like to live nextdoor to the world's largest gun store but then I wouldn't want to live nextdoor to the world's largest store of any kind (C'mon Moata, world's largest cheesecake factory? No, no, must remain strong...must...resist).  What was I saying? Oh yeah, are young minds going to be irreparably warped and damaged by the presence of a cache of firearms in the suburbs?  Does anyone not living in the immediate vicinity care? Will Dirty Harry be heading to Papanui?

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SW   #1   09:31 am Sep 02 2009

Guns don't kill people, rappers do! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv-2XYOtgCg But seriously, it's all a bit precious and over-protective don't you think? Why can't parents use this an opportunity to discuss responsible gun ownership? Are we not a great outdoors country, with hunting being an activity enjoyed by locals, and bringing in tourist dollars? I see it as just another NIMBY whine-fest. I played with cap guns as a kid (I'm female BTW) and loved it, but I did not grow up to be a cowboy or a gangsta or gun-toting miscreant.

Aj   #2   09:48 am Sep 02 2009

I don't see how it is a problem, its not like they are going to be selling the guns to kids!

NoAngel   #3   09:50 am Sep 02 2009

I have the El Mariachi trilogy, and just love it when Antonia says to Salma Hayak "Have I apologised yet?", she says no, and he says "I will". Wingman and I use that from time to time. Humour :)

Dolly Mixture   #4   10:02 am Sep 02 2009

I don't think it is so much the issue of kids trying to get guns as such, more that children will see this store everyday, and assume it is normal to be around guns. Personally, I don't want kids thinking that guns are a good idea...

NoAngel   #5   10:08 am Sep 02 2009

Those Toyworld stores are dangerous places. Ever seen a toddler have a meltdown?

I wouldn't have a problem with it being local (although I do question its need for size). Like any specialised product store, customers tend to make a special trip to these kind of shops, so is not dependent on walk in traffic. They have their weapons locked down, so no kid/teen/freak is going to walk in and pinch one on the sly.

Like all things, moderation and education is key. Guns are fine in the right hands, with proper safety and gun etiquette respected and upheld.

Police do scrutineering, and there is a legal onus to ensure firearms are locked away, separate to ammunition (shop, home or otherwise). And have you seen the price of those things... a nice Sako will set you back thousands. It's not like anyone is going to sweep in there and buy half a dozen on special.

Smin   #6   10:15 am Sep 02 2009

I agree with SW #1. too precious. frankly even though my boys had never seen a real gun at ages 3 /4 they still grabbed up sticks to shoot each other. When the kids are older we'll send them off to the uncles farm for some practical kiwi learning which will include eeling and shooting possums. I think the gun shop owner on TV was right - it will probably bring in more customers for the toyworld!

...Louise...   #7   10:15 am Sep 02 2009

Before I became a parent, I would have cried NIMBYism, but I'm a parent now, so yes it seems wrong, not the least being because it's in Christchurch. It also sounds wrong "So Mr Harris that's 2 assault rifles and 3 shotguns, would you like me to wrap those? This week's special is that you get a free pass to lollipops playland if you also buy a handgun, No?". It's Christchurch, you have the Arts Centre and great Japanese restaurants, and a monument to those firefighters who lost their lives in 9/11 and you will soon have the largest gunshop in the world - it seems weird. Also another Mall might throw off your MPS system Moata! The beginning of El mariachi is funny to me because a couple of those dudes looked like my uncles in their cars in the 70s,

sher   #8   10:26 am Sep 02 2009

My take would be not the selling of guns to minors but the (sometimes) lowlife that shop/hangout at gun stores that I would be wary of having my kids around....although I am sure Target will be checking them out in good time. I have never shopped at a gun store so I'm not really sure of the clientele but if it's anything like the types that sometimes hang at liquor stores..(and the sort that leave pigs heads in your driveway after a night hunting)...well I wouldn't want my kids exposed to it. Both of my kids have been taught to use guns responsibly, I love target shooting, it's great fun. But lets not normalise it too much.

Muppie   #9   10:26 am Sep 02 2009

I reckon I could do that 72 ounce Steak :-)

LB   #10   10:33 am Sep 02 2009

Agree with #1 & #2. Don't see what all the fuss is about really. I think these people probably need something more important to worry about.

I am like you Moata - don't particularly like the idea of guns, but I must say when I went to a shooting range in california with some work-mates I found it to be great fun! I surprised myself.


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