Stealing Star Wars
One of the things that really sticks in my craw (and no, I'm not sure where that is, suggestions below) is thievery.
So strong is this aversion that when it comes head to head with something that I love it utterly overrides it. And this would be the reason I get all teeth-grindy during the "you'd better pick a pocket or two" interlude in the otherwise unblemished cinematic experience that is Oliver! (oh, and more recently because that cute little blonde kid thinks he fathered one of Michael Jackson's children, ick). It's the stealing. I just can't stand it (unless it involves biros or pencils, because it's not really stealing if they just sort of follow you home, okay?)
I think this strength of feeling comes from the empathy I always feel towards the victim of theft, and man alive did I feel empathy when I read the story of the guy whose Imperial Stormtrooper suit was stolen. Well, empathy and an insane amount of geekish excitement.
For those who haven't read the story, basically this guy ordered a Stormtrooper outfit for $5000 and had it stolen from outside his back door BEFORE HE EVEN GOT A CHANCE TO TRY IT ON! As a somewhat reformed Star Wars obsessive (I started to question my lifestyle after seeing Episode I) this gets me where I (used to) live. I used to sometimes order stuff from the US and it would take aaaages to get here and the anticipation was almost painful. Furthermore the police involved in investigating the burglary are of the opinion that it wasn't an opportunistic crime, which implies that there's a fellow Star Wars fan/thieving scumbag who may, even now, be re-enacting the Mos Eisley spacedock shootout with a few friends.
And that's one of the things that really confuses the hell out of me about people who nick stuff. If you're stealing things that you like you're stealing them from people who like the same things as you. There's every chance that in different circumstances thief and victim could have a good old yarn about a shared appreciation of Princess Leia's slavegirl outfit, or the neverending quest for the blue snaggletooth action figure, or how they feel about the addition of Luke's scream as he falls at Bespin in the Special Edition rerelease of The Empire Strikes Back (for the record, I hated it). Whoa. Sorry, apparently those geekgirl muscles aren't as atrophied as I thought. Anyway, even if that whole last sentence was completely meaningless to you I hope the concept is clear enough.
The same thing has always puzzled me about people who steal library books. I just don't understand the whole "I'll just keep this book because nobody else will want to read it except people who have the same interests as me, so what the heck" attitude. It's not as if, when you keep that book forever, it's people you have nothing in common with that you're inconveniencing. How exactly does that work?
So I guess I'm a little disappointed at the lake of fraternity among Star Wars fans that someone would do that. It just seems like an incredibly cruddy thing to do to a fellow fan. If there is a Hell, light-fingered one, then you may well be headed there and when you arrive you'll be led to a screening room where you will be forced to watch nothing but scenes featuring Jar Jar Binks on a loop for eternity.
So what do you think of one of the strangest thefts ever to hit Paparangi? Shouldn't there be honour among Star Wars fans (if not thieves)? And if you happen to see a guy trying to buy a gold bikini and a bunch of light sabres at the weekend, do give him a sideways look. It could be our resident exponent of The Dark Side. As Yoda would say, "take his ass down, we must".
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Technically speaking, Moata, you don't have a craw. It's an expandable part of a bird's oesophagus used to temporarily store food prior to digestion. But you do have a metaphorical craw in which things can stick.
I'm with you on thievery. It's disgusting. People work hard for the things they have and it's inexcusable to steal those things. You want stuff like that? Get a job. Then you can buy the stuff. I also consider that stealing books from the library ought to be a capital offence. I'm thinking here about the person who nicked that Terry Jones book from Wellington central. You know who you are.
I'm not sure though that people necessarily steal things because they like them, but because they are there. I assume the stormtrooper outfit came in some type of packaging and maybe the thief just saw an unattended package.
Disgusting. Stealing a mans storm trooper outfit.. I mean really what are you going to do with it? Put it on trade me? as if that kind of thing pops up every day. Mail theft is huge in NZ. I hate having anything important delivered to my house I always send it to work.
People who steal library books irk me too but usually because I am waiting for the damned thing to come back and then after four weeks or so the library deigns to call me and say that they will not be replacing it because it is out of print and they're sorry for any inconvenience it may have caused and then I have to buy it on trade me.
In my line of work you see some really stupid things get stolen and all you think is "why?" what are you going to do with a dozen pairs of expensive underwear(five hundred bucks for a gstring)? or 18kg of cheese rounds? 200kg of meat?
I mean I can understand stealing a laptop or a tv or Ipods or jewellery but the stuff above what are you going to do have a fetish bbq with fondue for the whole family?
I too loved Star Wars, right up until the introduction of Jar Jar Binks. At that point I lost all respect for it.
I had a good friend at school who had scale models of the Millenium Falcon and other such things and even went as far as to create a 3D computer model of it, fully rendered (now THAT'S getting your geek on). What gets me is how you can have a scale model of something that never really existed. How do they know the exact dimensions of it??
@ AT #4
Getting my geek on as a scale modeller, I can answer that. The kits were based on the models built for filming the movies, so in a sense, they did actually exist. As for the scale, that can be determined by the size of a known component. For example if you know how tall Han or Chewie are (or more practically say the seats in the cockpit) you can scale the rest of the model around that. And while admittedly theoretical, agreed dimensions for the star wars vehicles do exist (For example, a Star Destroyer is supposed to be 1600 metres in length).
Working in the victims favour is the CCTV footage showing the thieves. I'm sure the Police appreciate the assistance that this potentially provides them in solving the case. But surely, as a cop, you'd also ask why a home needs CCTV recording the comings and goings to the property?
It begs the question - were the thieves there for the costume (surely an inside job to even know about it in the first place), or were they there for something else when they happened to find the boxed costume?
I'm a huge Star Wars freak, so I hope it does get returned, as that is one darn cool costume to own. But what's with the stupidity in allowing such a precious cargo to be delivered when you're not home?
Definitely thieves leave me cold with rage. I'm with you there Moata.
There is this great scene in the Kite Runner when the father character says to his son that stealing is the worst crime anyone can commit. He lays it out saying that stealing someone's life is murder, stealing someone's wife is adultery and so on.
I've always wondered what makes people feel entitled to steal? Where's the switch that says "yeah I'll have that regardless of what suffering it might cause". Whoo. Minor rant.
Anyway I hope that person gets their Stormtrooper suit back!
I'm not sure I've met anyone that likes Jar Jar.. or in fact any of the three new episodes.
As for geekdom.. my friend had a millenium falcon cake at their wedding... very skillfully coloured to show detail etc.. needless to say there was another cake for actual eating.
@ #3
Personally I can't think of anything more eminently sensible to steal than food. 200kgs of meat will feed the family for a long time, and friends, and extended family members. 18kg of cheese ditto. The credibility received from providing the food to others would no doubt leave them indebted to you. All positive factors.
petra its ok if you have somewhere to keep it or a way of storing before it starts to rot, for the most part its not stolen to provide for the poor masses (not that there are that many of those) its stolen to sell off the back of a truck to others. Its disgusting.. I can almost forgive stealing for need but stealing for capital gain is not ok.
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Theft sucks. But did the thief in this case know what they were stealing or did they just see a big box and go "Hmm, I might take that and see what it is?" with the purpose of onselling whatever it could have been.
I knew a courier once who said she would nick the "free with purchase" items before she delivered the main item. I was never able to prove it enough to be a nark but I let her have it verbally from me about what a stink b*tch she was being.