Greeting expectations

Last updated 08:45 02/02/2010

You would think that how we say hello to another person should be fairly mundane and without incident.  After all, we do it all the time.  But a recent story about the possible demise of the handshake really struck a chord with me because there have been numerous occasions in recent years where I've experienced that awkward moment of uncertainty where you're not sure what manner of greeting you should make to a new acquaintance.

HandshakeIs a handshake appropriate or is this more of an air-kiss situation?  Would a raised-palm-static-wave suffice or would that seem a too aloof? (I'm guilty of punking out and going with this one on a number of occasions, aloofness be damned.)  When you think about it, which approach you take is based on a quite involved and complicated decision-making process.

For instance, have you met this person before?  Is the setting formal or informal?  Are they older than you? (Older people tend to employ the handshake more often.) Are they a man or a woman? (In my experience women are less likely to initiate a handshake.) Have they already greeted someone else in the group and if so what did they do with them?  What cues can I pick up from their posture about which greeting action they might employ? Are they Māori? (I've noticed that my Māori acquaintances kiss hello a lot.) Have I got sweaty palms?  Have I got noticeably cold hands or suspiciously hot ones?  Did I just eat something garlicky?  All of these can factor in to the crucial "greeting formula".

And the really cruel thing is that we're supposed to work through all these variables in a a split second, make a decision, and then commit to it.  Meanwhile the other person is running similar calculations.  When you think about it in those terms it seems like a pretty crazy system.

This was all a bit easier when I lived in England, where ten years ago the air-kiss was pretty much the default setting for anyone you might meet, at least socially.  When being introduced at a party a shake of the hand may be quite continental but an air-kiss was a girl's best friend (sadly no one ever thought to say hello with diamonds, which, I'd like to go on record as stating, would put me in a very friendly frame of mind, in case you were wondering).  When I came back to good old New Zild, I found that this was not so much the done thing and I have been all at sea, and sometimes close to using semaphore as a backup option, ever since.

And don't even get me started with the hongi.  I've hongi-ed a lot of different people over the years and every single time it's accompanied by a frisson of tension.  Is it going to be a single press or a double press?  Are we going to do a hongi then cheek kiss or just pike out and do a kiss?  At least experience has taught me what to do with my hands in this process (right hand engaged in a handshake, left hand braced to hongi partner's shoulder in a guiding capacity to prevent potential head-butts) so it does get easier over time but every new person is a new opportunity to cock it up.

And I think this lies at the crux of the problem.  At the risk of sounding cliched, you never get a second chance to make a first impression so every time we meet someone new the anxiety of making it a successful interaction is born again, fresh and new like the phoenix of potential failure rising from the ashes of our otherwise fairly successful social interactions.

So what's your experience?  Have you noticed the handshake falling, floppily, from favour?  If it is on the way out, is this something to be concerned about?  Do you air-kiss strangers or is this something you save for those you're more intimate with?

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Davo   #1   08:59 am Feb 02 2010

I use the handshake in business, when meeting new colleagues, or someone i am about to do business with. I never initiate it in social circles, but if it is initiated, I take it. I never kiss/air kiss someone I am meeting for the first time, as it can seem a little too intimate for a stranger. I use it occasionally with female friends and family that I have know for a long time. The hongi is a tricky one. As a distinctly European looking New Zealander, but with Maori Ancestory,I never know when it is appropriate or not. I wouldn't initiate it with a Maori, or a European, as they would probably both think "Who does this honky think he is, using our greeting!". My ancestors, and Maori relatives in Akaroa, would be ashamed of me for not doing it though I guess.

Davo   #2   09:01 am Feb 02 2010

P.S. I am trying to track down some diamonds as we speak! How friendly are we talking about here Moata?

Thalia   #3   09:06 am Feb 02 2010

I always get awkward vibes from people when I shake their hands outside a work or professional setting. A distinct feel of WTF is this chick on. As for air kissing or cheek kissing or random hugging theres no way I would do that with people I know let alone strangers.. I'm not sure anyone can pull that off even the stereotypes we associate them with (very camp or blondes with handbag dogs)

I always make an effort to introduce people to each other when I know they're strangers so at least they know peoples names and don't feel like a total outsider.. usually greetings are punctuated with a nod in the general direction of a person.. and occasionally depending on the friend a tense handshake

Leon   #4   09:17 am Feb 02 2010

I'm big on the handshake as a greeting method, although you risk encountering the wet noodle handshake from ladies, or the bonecrusher that leaves you with no movement in your hand for the rest of the day. Another good one is getting things like the Masonic recognition handshake (google it, but watch for black helicopters) which I shouldn't recognise but do.

I'm absolutely not a kiss greeter. You need a passport and an a thorough inspection before you're getting your face that far into my personal space.

I'm quite visibly from the Ngati Whitey tribe, so the random Hongi doesn't feature in my life.

Genesis   #5   09:22 am Feb 02 2010

Ugh, once I had a meeting with the company CEO to let her know I was leaving. She got up to shake my hand and wish me well. For some reason I gave her a big hug. Talk about awkward!

librarykris   #6   09:24 am Feb 02 2010

I dislike handshakes but will use them in a business situation. My preferred greeting is a kiss on the cheek. (I'm all for more non-sexual social-touching.) Particularly for whanau and friends. (Or strangers who are good friends of whanau and friends.) It can be tricky cause sometimes the other person isn't so used to it so there's an awkward little dance that can be really awkward if the greeting kiss goes astray.

Courtney   #7   09:30 am Feb 02 2010

Awkwardly. Something's programmed in my brain to be unbearably uncomfortable every time I meet someone new. I'm bound to eff up something within the first ten minutes of meeting someone. Sitcom style. Just a few days ago I banged up my foot meeting a new friend while competitively exercising. Now I have a limp and bandages. :(

I've found it's a really good judge on what kind of relationship we'll turn out to have though. If they're funny, laid-back people they'll enjoy my hilarious falterings, but if they're uptight they'll generally not enjoy me.

A-T   #8   09:41 am Feb 02 2010

I'll shake hands when I'm meeting someone for the first time in a work situation, sure...but hardly elsewhere. I actually quite like it as a greeting, but rarely initiate it.

For others, friends of friends etc, on first meeting there's normally no touching - like Thalia#3 said, there's a general nod in their direction. But if I am meeting someone for the first time I always make sure to say "Hi" or "Hello", possibly even a 'nice to meet you' (if it is nice to meet them) AND look them in the eye and smile properly. I hate it when someone's introduced to you, and they say "hi" but don't even look at you. Rude, much?

late again   #9   09:42 am Feb 02 2010

I never used a handshake greeting until i started my job now where i meet a lot of other people within mine and other companies, usually older men, so have become accustomed to it even when meeting another female when in a social setting. Sometimes gets you the wierd vibes from them though...

Louisette   #10   09:45 am Feb 02 2010

I handshake relatively frequently in work settings , but almost never in a normal social situation. For some reason the only blokes I've encountered who handshake outside work are Christians. Strange but true. I find it's mostly men who handshake, and they will initiate it. The trick is to keep an eye out for the small upper arm movement that tells you how they'll move their arm, then smile affably, look them straight in the eyes and return the gesture with a strong grip. I find it to be a "sizing up" ritual whereby they try to guage how the power dynamic is likely to run and how strong your personality is.

Air kissing, IMO, is weird and slightly disturbing.


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