Tourist chic...isn't

Last updated 09:50 19/02/2010

Tourism, we are told, is a very important industry for this country.  And why not? We are very lucky to live in a very photogenic country.  Soaring vistas, sweeping plains, majestic...majesty.  A country good enough for hobbits and Shania Twain.

Take your MumTourism is most certainly good for us.  If it weren't for tourists, what would we do with all the paua shell earrings and toy lambs?  Who would buy the tubs of lanolin handcream and soap made from thermal mud?  Just who, do you think, would eat all the kiwifruit chocolates?  Not me, that's for sure.  I like a bit of kiwifruit and I think we all know by now how I feel about chocolate but putting them together is like the opposite of synergy.  Suddenly the sum of the whole equals less than the sum of the constituent parts.

The only problem with tourism, of course, is the tourists and by golly they are out in force at the moment.

Recent forays into the city centre to run various errands have resulted in me fighting waves of antipathy towards these foreign invaders.  I'm reminded of my time living in London, a town not unfamiliar with foreign visitors.  I'd been living there for all of three months before I found myself cursing the "effing tourists" wandering around in a leisurely manner, soaking in the architecture and history, A to Zs clasped in hands, backpacks slung across their fronts like utilitarian pregnant bellies.  Couldn't they see I was in a hurry?  To meet my boyfriend?  At the pub?  I like to think that I had a whole "Jack Bauer" sense of urgency when on missions of this sort, but sadly Jack Bauer hadn't been invented yet.

But anyway, Christchurch, along with probably a lot of spots around the country, seems to be inundated with foreigners on holiday at the moment.  The ones I've been noticing most lately are the older American couples who turn up on massive buses straight from Lyttelton where they arrive on cruise ships.  They have a very similar look about them.  Generally there is a strong trend for khaki trousers (for men and women), and floppy hats that wouldn't look out of place in the outback also feature.  Velcro-fastened sandals, or the sort of slip-on shoes that have been deemed of the "walking" variety complete the look.  These people couldn't look any more like tourists if they were wearing slogan T-shirts reading "Please steal my wallet for I have no idea where the nearest police station is."

What is it about travelling to another country that makes people want to dress like this?  Are khakis and utilitarian footwear any better really than jeans and sneakers, which would look a lot less "touristy"?  Yesterday, I actually saw a nice fifty-something couple wearing the kind of boldly coloured hooded plastic ponchos that you would imagine people making use of in a natural disaster.  Meanwhile everyone else made do with umbrellas or shop awnings to shelter from the rain.  My only surprise, really, is that they weren't carrying fallen branches as walking sticks and nibbling on scroggin.  Look, I know that Christchurch isn't quite New York but it does have paved streets, indoor plumbing and electricity.  There's really no need to dress like you're in the wilderness.  It's not the Hutt for criminy's sake.

Am I missing something really obvious here about the whole "touriste chic"?  Because I really don't get what the appeal of khaki is to tourists.  Why do they do this? Can someone, anyone, shed some light on the wardrobe choices of these world wanderers?

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Retro   #1   09:59 am Feb 19 2010

What about the sun visors that the 'middle aged' American women wear?

Phillip Stuart   #2   10:03 am Feb 19 2010

If you hadn't noticed, NZ is a country of diversity in climate and landscapes. Khakis probably work well across all of these. They also pack down well and dry easily meaning they work for travel pretty well. Finally, being group tourists, its likely they were given a 'suggested dress' list and khakis are probably in there, and floppy hats.

Practical.

Hope this helps :-)

paul   #3   10:06 am Feb 19 2010

So it seems that Moata was the Proto-Bauer.

Tourists are a universal plague. You go anywhere, even as a tourist yourself and find cringe inducing middle-aged American's doing cringe inducing things like standing in the Sistine Chapel and going, "George...Hey George... look up there George! Whodoyathink painted that ceiling George? It sure is prurdy."

Cat   #4   10:08 am Feb 19 2010

Moata, you are getting off lightly. Here in Tauranga, we oftentimes get the huge cruiseships berthing at the Mount, and the city becomes unindated with strangely dressed (and VERY LOUD) Americans, complete with wheelie suitcases (honestly? - do you need luggage to walk around a small city?).

Having recently travelled to UK/Italy, I just wished we'd "kiwified" ourselves up a wee bit more. Italians loathe the English, but when they found our we were Koiwois, they got a whole lot friendlier. I must say, though, we just wore jeans, T.s and Chucks. No khakis or Crocs involved!

Aaron   #5   10:12 am Feb 19 2010

As someone who has only recently returned from 18 months travels round europe i can tell you that it is so easy to end up looking like a tourist. Clothes that dont need to be washed as often and can be worn to a variety of places and climates make looking like a local quite hard when carrying everything on your back.

tchic   #6   10:16 am Feb 19 2010

'Tourist chic' - LMAO

Larry Lurex   #7   10:17 am Feb 19 2010

I'm sure Kiwis have the best globetrotting attires - you guys dress as well as Aussies ;-)

I am an immgrant living in Christchurch, so that partially qualifies me as an eternal "tourist" in this town.

Khaki for men is simply a function of practicability, a romantic remnant from the various 20th century wars. Soldiers posted overseas wore them, as they are light, mighty comfortable, and doesn't show stains.

Jeans can be heavy, and rather cumbersome when it gets wet. They don't dry in hotel rooms particularly well either (Though I'm sure you can afford hotel laundry sevices). With saying that, people who wear jeans with tennis shoes ought to get shot.

jessicapea   #8   10:18 am Feb 19 2010

No theories on the khaki, just wanted to say that as a recent visitor to Christchurch I was blown away by the number of tourists. I thought Auckland had tourists, but we have nothing on you guys! We too noticed the floppy hat, khaki, teva uniform, not nice.

Sal   #9   10:21 am Feb 19 2010

When I see tourists like this I hope for their sake that they're just stopping in New Zealand for a few days before their 'real' destination - a trek in Borneo, for instance. However, I know in my heart that this optimism is unfounded.

Having been a tourist in America, I note however that Americans outside the major centres very often dress in this manner on their own soil. New Zealand tourists in America are often more well-dressed than the natives.

Jo   #10   10:22 am Feb 19 2010

We were in Sydney a few months ago, at a restaurant in Potts Point at a table nearby were a group of German tourists. Not one was under 50, all were wearing khaki zip trousers, tan bush shirts (the ones that wick away any moisture), one had a hand-held gps unit, all had cameras and a couple were carrying the obligatory lonely planet guide. They all wore akubras to put the finishing touches on the ensemble. Having spent halloween in Kings Cross, we understand it's a jungle, but did the grockles have to dress for the jungle?


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