O Broadband, where art thou?
Sorry guys, this post was supposed to go up on Friday. Please use your imaginations and pretend that it did.
As little as six years ago I didn't have broadband, in fact, I didn't even own a computer and all I could do on my phone was call or text...or play that "snake" game. No photos, no top 40 hits as ringtones, no web-surfing, no email. Just a phone.
And now it's 2010 and as you read this I will have been two days without internet access and outside of 3G coverage (I'm writing this on Tuesday. Woo-ooo, it's like tiiiiime traaavelllll. Just call me Moata McFly). 48 hours without the ability to update my status, upload photos or tweet. Essentially, I'll have become Amish. Imagine me as dashing young (feminine) Harrison Ford, thrust into a world without radios, cars... elaborate garment fastenings such as buttons. I may be exaggerating a touch but thinking about being without my webs for a few days almost feels as if I will be doing without one of the necessities of life.
Of course, I am probably more absorbed in the internet than a lot of people. In my day job I spend time doing things with websites and social networks, and then there's this whole blogging thing, but apparently I'm not alone. More and more Kiwis are getting out and about online. It's a revolution that may or may not be televised, but all anyone really wants to know is if it's "live-streaming".
It's interesting just how much of my life has moved to an online environment during the last few years. Everything from grocery shopping, to tertiary study, from making new friends to watching TV now happens online. Not exclusively, mind, but enough of it that to be without internet access for three or four days feels as if a sizeable chunk of my life has disappeared. I mean, when was the last time you actually got a photo printed? I can't remember. Certainly not recently.
But though I have a very "web-heavy" lifestyle I do like to think that I have enough of a balance in my life that by Friday afternoon I won't be in the grips of a cold sweat, rocking backwards and forwards in a corner with my iPhone obsessively repeating "only 2G, no 3G, why no 3G? Why no 3G? Why no 3G?" Well, I like to think that but you know, it'll be a long time between status updates. I have a feeling this little sojourn sans web will confirm that I am very much a city-dweller. Love me, love my iPhone, rural areas. We come as a package deal.
Since you're reading this blog I have to assume that at least some of your life is spent online, but how much? Are you never far from a web-enabled device or do you just pop in and out every now and again? If you're on here a lot do you think you're a bit addicted or would a few internet-free days come as a blessed relief?
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"...would a few internet-free days come as a blessed relief?"
I don't know what that means. Would I like a few days without oxygen? Would I like a few days without the use of my arms and legs? Would I like a few days without Sky TV?
I could not imagine myself without the internet.
From the moment computers were available to buy my mother had one - she worked in IT. And she learned that letting me smack my hands on the keyboard kept me quiet for a while.
Some of my earliest, fondest memories are playing Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing. And I say that as a general childhood memory, not just computer related. I love my technology.
Now, at my workplace, they call me the Google Queen.
I don't know how to feel about that.
Sad, sad, sad. This web stuff is just life's candyfloss or junk food. You have it 'cause its there and you've nothing else to do. If it aint there, I don't give a rat's heinie. I have a real life. Strangely enough, the world goes on whether you post, blog, tweet, upload, download or reload.
haha paul, you're a worry. I spent a week in Vanuatu recently with no cell phone, internet, computer or TV. It was the best. I wish I could spend my life like that.
BORING BLOG -ohh who likes the internet?
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mid last year i spent a week and a bit in sydney, no phone.
It was wonderful ;)
i would go without, but my job requires me to have one pretty much glued to my ear the entire day. so no chance there. might go without for the rest of the time and see if it possible!
Yeah, I feel like I'm missing an appendage if I don't have my technology too - such as when our work internet cuts out. You'd think we'd have excellent internet here in the CBD of the capital city, but you'd be wrong. It's like dial up some days. The thing is, though, I need the net for work and so my discomfort may just stem from the loss of an important work tool. My phone, however, is definitely a part of me. I haven't been more than three days without a mobile since I was a teenager, and if I'm being honest I suppose I actually do see it as another appendage like a hand or an eye. I'm a phone junkie.
If it's there I waste time on it..if it isn't I survive without it. I went from Friday lunchtime to Sunday evening without any internet interaction. I did old fashioned stuff like have conversations, catch up with real people...go for walks..take photos....it left me thinking that perhaps I should limit my net time just a little bit more.
I would love to spend my days with less of the internet, but whenever I turn off the old laptop and put it away, Im left with this nagging feeling that someone might've put something interesting on Facebook, only to go back on and discover that its just the same old posts I had been staring at for the past five minutes.
Im not sure how I got to this point, but Id be quite happy to leave!
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Have definitely got addicted to Stuff - dammit. Sudoku with instant answers, horoscopes, blogs... then regular news updates - seems I have to keep checking in.