Good words gone bad

Last updated 11:21 03/02/2010

words 2It's Laneway, not Laneways. That has driven me bonkers over the last little while - I think there are more people who have referred to this new festival in the plural than those who have got it right with the singular. There shouldn't be an "s" there.

Don't be fooled, this isn't an entry about Laneway - between Chris's review and Simon's blog post, I'd say that Stuff has Monday's festival covered. No, this is an entry about those things people say that annoy you.

Oh I know, we've talked about this before, but let's talk about it again because there are always new annoying things! And also new people reading the blog (I hope).

Once upon a time I had a kidney stone and it was very painful and I was very much looking forward to the time when an ultrasound would reveal that all traces of the pesky little bugger were gone for good. The problem was, they had trouble picking up the kidney stone in the first place so the radiographer in charge of making sure it had parted company with my insides needed to have a well-trained eye.

Everything in the ultrasound room was going fine until the young radiographer said she needed to "arks" me a few questions before we got under way. Now I realise that her inability to say "ask" probably had no bearing on her skills at spotting minute objects lurking in a patient's bladder, but I have to admit, I found it a little unsettling that this medical professional in charge of giving me the all-clear on the kidney stone couldn't grasp the difference between "arks" and "ask".

I consider "arks" to be one of the usual culprits, you know, the things you quite often hear people just plain old getting wrong; like saying "pacific" instead of "specific" or using "brought" and "bought" in the wrong context.

Then there are the colloquial words and phrases that just get on my nerves. Following are just a few examples that rub me up the wrong way:

Chillax (chilling out and relaxing rolled into one)

Totes (totally)

Mean (as in great)

Shot (as in... well done, or awesome... I think that's how you use it)

I have also recently found myself bothered by my peers saying "real" instead of "really" eg. "oh yeah, he's real into basketball" - but the kicker is, I've got so used to hearing "real" used this way that on a number of occasions I've found myself doing the exact. same. thing.

Now it's your turn - what words, phrases, and common mistakes make you want to punch someone when you hear them?

PS: I'm feeling like perhaps Casual Friday Five has lost some of the appeal it once had - what are your thoughts, time for something new?

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Yay!   #1   11:24 am Feb 03 2010

NAKED FRIDAY!

Annoyed   #2   11:28 am Feb 03 2010

I hate when people say "good" instead of "well". "Yeah, he did real good". IT'S "Yes, he did really well". ARGH. It's not that hard!!

time flies   #3   11:29 am Feb 03 2010

"nothink" instead of "nothing" - its a "g" people, not a "k" words used as every second word - for example "mate" "umm""you know" at the end of the day life's too short to worry too much about the small things but they do jump out and hit you when you hear them. Some things when they are said feel just like some one scraping their fingernails down a blackboard. (now i'll wait for someone to point out they hate it when people use those sayings!) yes - casual friday's been good but time for a change :)

Alice2   #4   11:38 am Feb 03 2010

You'll be pleased to know that "shot" seems to be waning - my Girl Guides haven't used it in about 6 months.

In addition to the ones you listed (grr, bought/brought really gets to me), people how use 'of' instead of 'have' after would/should/could etc. Yes, "would've" sounds like "would of", but it's wrong.

Also, it's not "Me and Billy went to the park", it's "Billy and I went to the park". Take Billy out of the sentence, work out whether you should be using I or me, and that's still the one you use when Billy's with you!

Emma   #5   11:39 am Feb 03 2010

Using the word 'like' every three or four words. I find it difficult to believe that an entire conversation can be based around a series of similies...

Phil   #6   11:39 am Feb 03 2010

Putting a random s on the end of a word (eg John Keys, Deloittes etc) and changing the g at the end of a word ending in 'ing' to a k (eg nothink, everythink). I really don't understand the second one as people who do this often know how to spell the word and hear other people say it correctly. Maybe it's some kind of disorder...?

joel   #7   11:42 am Feb 03 2010

trivial pursuits genius edition

it is

trivial pursuit genus edition

JellyTip   #8   11:42 am Feb 03 2010

Shot Jane - mean blog! hahahahahaha

I didn't know Laneway wasn't "Laneways"! Heard it described in the plural sense so many times I figured that was what it was called. I see Chris Shultz did call it "Laneways" so hope you called him on that...

Colloquialisms don't usually bother me but I hate it when people make spelling mistakes/ have bad grammar in their CVs/ formal emails etc. Use a spell check then get someone who knows what they're doing it to read over it! I'm not going to hire you or take you seriously otherwise!

Murray   #9   11:42 am Feb 03 2010

the use of 'verse' instead of 'versus'; ie a radio station held a competition "boys verse girls". Unfortunately it also has traction amongst some sports comentators, argh! On a slightly different note accidental misuse can be highly amusing such as a sports coach who inadvertently swapped 'anus' for 'onus', great pep talk that one....

Mike   #10   11:43 am Feb 03 2010

Probably from a time before you are actually thinking of, and not strictly what you ask for, and definitely not PC, but one of may late and much-missed Grandmothers told us all once that "gay" used to be such a nice word......


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