Are you going to the races in that?

This woman may be carrying a rolled up sleeping bag on her head to use at the end of the day. And if that's the case, this isn't a questionable outfit ... it's the best.

Not pictured in this photo: Turkish Delight (because no one likes her).

This was definitely the woman on the right's idea.

Sack the stylist, Brooke.

We're aware that you probably got paid a reasonable amount of money to wear this on your head for promotional purposes. But it's still not okay.

Someone had some spare time on their hands.

Fabulously understated.

On the upside, they would be effective at keeping the sun's harmful rays from your face.

It seems there's a message here. But it's a message we're not quite receiving.

Do you remember the structure in the Jodie Foster sci-fi film Contact? This lady's hat resembles that.

This makes us hungry.

The look on the woman on the left's face says it all.

This horse looks ridiculous in this hat.

This hat has the added benefit of ensuring you don't get swooped by an actual bird.

ZANY!

This woman has a habit of walking into a bush ...

... see what we mean?

Bethany Frankel accessorises with a lollypop, for no apparent reason.

Cyndi Lauper gets away with this because she wrote True Colours. But only just.

"What I'm after this year, is something that will make my my body look like the stalk of a massive sunflower. Thank you".

On the upside, her head would be kept warm in the wind.

Singer Miranda Lambert opted to complete her outfit with cowboy boots when she attended the Kentucky Derby. Probably not her best idea.

Anna Nicole Smith ... always a winner.

It's the limp bit of mint in his julep that really sets this outfit off.

"Cup of tea?" "Don't mind if I do!"

"Hello? Lost property? Yes, I seem to have misplaced my dignity".