The week's best & worst dressed: March 8

23:01, Mar 10 2013
Best & Worst Dressed: March 8
THE WORST - KIM KARDASHIAN, MARCH: She gets her nips' out all the time, but I think this actually-covered-up clownish piece of tailoring was an annual low for Kim Kardashian. If the Armenian-media-mafia manages to become immortal and take over the world by 2420, this is exactly what those despots would wear (the rest of us will be punished by a lifetime of wearing only Kardashian Kollection ... 'ah the polyester ... it BURNS!'.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 8
The Bad: We're guessing Halle Berry's Helmut Lang ensemble will feature on Fashion Police's starlet or streetwalker segment before the week's end. PS: How different does the little lady from 'Little Miss Sunshine', Abigail Breslin look now that she's all grown up. Well, sort of grown up, she's still only 16.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 8
The Bad: January Jones clearly didn't have time to get out of her Mad Men wardrobe before hitting Miu Miu's front row. While we love a dash of vintage, all of these elements together - the hair, the make-up, the shorts, the cotton candy colours - are just too much.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 8
The Cray-Cray: Linda Ramone is channelling Honey Boo Boo in costume, while Marc Jacobs forgot to get dressed for Paris Fashion Week.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 8
The Bad - Couple's Edition: Kanye to Kim: "Babe, let's do our matchy-matchy thing for the Givenchy show. You can be the evil suited mobster wearing a hair-net, I'll be the white prince rocking a ferosh chain."
Best & Worst Dressed: March 8
The Good & Bad: Jessica Chastain had a mixed Paris Fashion Week - she looks splendid yet still edgy in red Saint Laurent, while she's been attacked by GHDs at Givenchy. And don't even get us started on those ill-fitting moth-eaten flame pants. Are those black Spanx and her white shirt we spy through the perplexing see-through panels?
Best & Worst Dressed: March 8
The Best: Rachel Weisz has master-styled this nude Michael Kors dress, adding edge to a soft classic look with ox-blood nails and a crimson lip. She's married to Bond and she can work a strapless nude at 42 - we bow down to her.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 8
The Good: Seeing this Miu Miu selection on Zoe Saldana almost makes us feel better about cold weather being just around the corner (almost). This could have been worn in the Seventies, Eighties, Nineties, today, or, we imagine, in 20 years from now: timeless.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 8
The Good: Emmy Rossum styled this Oscar de la Renta look exactly how it was worn on the runway, and we think she looks as good - if not better - than the model. We definitely prefer her half-up, half-down hair to the model's extreme middle part. Plus, is that pockets we see? We have an undying obsession for pretty dresses with pockets.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 8
The Good: Vanessa Hudgens owns smart-casual chic this week in this perfectly-fitting ensemble: we also dig her filrty shoulder-length hair.

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