Best & worst dressed: March 29

16:00, Mar 28 2013
Best & Worst Dressed: March 29
THE WORST: When I saw what Katie 'Jordan' Price wore to her latest photo-call, I realised there is a worst dressed god. Somewhere, out there.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 29
THE GOOD: I can't pronounce her name, but I'd certainly love to get my hands on that Proenza Schouler dress Saoirse Ronan's wearing. It's age-approp yet classy and also a touch galactic. Am also loving that blue mani you can see peeking over Stephenie Meyer's shoulder.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 29
THE BAD: What do we have here? Oh, only some silver Doc Martens, a penguin-print top, panda flares, a paisley bow tie and not-washed-for-a-week greasy hair. Just another day in the land of Ke$ha. Okay, she is at a Humane Society event (but is it humane to make pandas hang with penguins? The big guys would be mighty cold).
Best & Worst Dressed: March 29
THE GOOD: While her hair was crazy-poofy from some angles, Jessica Alba's currency-print Mary Katranzou Spring 2013 dress is just plain gorgeous.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 29
THE BAD: While her hair is gorgeous, her clutch super-cool and her skin glowing in the cappuccino colour, this Maria Lucia Hohan dress makes Jennifer Lopez look like she's about two-feet tall. It's a weird length, and it also gives the illusion of a black bra under a strapless gown (which is not something to aspire to). Casper's hair (read: face in general) also annoys me, but that's a separate issue.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 29
THE BAD: Sometimes high-fashion takes itself way too seriously and ends up looking silly. And this year's Chanel haute couture collection is a prime example. Ooh, but it's by Karl, ooh but hot-super-sexy-it-thing-model-of-the-moment Cara Delevinge's wearing it.... Don't care, it's still ugly.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 29
THE BAD: Natalia Tena, star of Game Of Thrones and Harry Potter, imitates a pterodactyl in a cheetah-floral-batik-terror print. As an aside, doesn't that material just look like that two-wears-and-its-forever-stinky polyester? *Shudder*.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 29
THE GOOD: Jennifer Hudson's just announced that she's lost 36 kilos since Idol (that's like a whole Rachel Zoe) and she looks chic and sleek in this metallic Donna Karan pencil skirt and simple black T with glam wavy hair. It's my casual-enough-for-the-office look of the week.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 29
THE BEST: This is from the Oscar de la Renta collection that was a collaboration between Oscar and John Galliano, and I think the result may be Nicole Kidman's best look ever. The makeup is flawless, her hair divine - and she even works that funny neck thing.
Best & Worst Dressed: March 29
THE GOOD: When I woke up this morning I never thought Khloe Kardashian in a skin tight white dress would be in my top five, but the world has its ways of surprising us sometimes. This white Antonio Berardi dress isn't for everyone, but Khloe looks pretty dang fierce: and her hair is my best of the week.

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