Fleshy fashion at Billboard Awards

23:55, May 20 2013
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Jennifer Morrison's Kristian Aadnevik gown (well, let's be honest, it's some undies and netting) actually kind of works from the front. But from behind? Massive knicker-choice fail.
Fleshy Fashion
Ke$ha plays chicken with a gust of wind while Madonna continues her obsession with fishnet, and Givenchy's responsible for both of these fashion fails. (Check out the guy behind Madonna, his eyes describe exactly how we feel about this).
Fleshy Fashion
R&B vocalist Nayer wears a hybrid between a jumpsuit and a scarf (her dog just looks embarrassed).

A leaked memo from CBS asking stars to cover up during the Grammys made news back in February, here are some highlights...

"Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered... Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible "puffy" bare skin exposure."

Puffy skin? The mind boggles.

Anyway, last night's Billboard Music Awards clearly sent out no such advice, as many stars went 'less is more' when it came to material.

Madonna wore a near-identical look to her Met Gala 'punk' outfit, wearing a jacket and basically nothing else. The look was custom-designed for her by Givenchy's Riccardo Tisci (he who was responsible for Kim K looking like a couch at the Met Gala. Boy needs a talking to). One thing's for sure, Madge is clearly really trying to make fishnets in your fifties fetch, and, well, if anyone can do it, she can. 

Meanwhile, always-wacky Ke$ha opted for side bum (rather than the more traditional side boob) in a Givenchy number and gorgeous House star Jennifer Morrison obviously forgot to check out how her Kristian Aadnevik 'gown' looked from behind.

While R&B star Nayer (a regular vocalist on Pitbull tracks) brought along her dog Prince Einstein as a date, but made sure all eyes were on her thanks to what looked like a hoodie that had been attacked by scissors in very strategic areas (is that puffy skin we see?). 

See all the red carpet looks (including JLo's daring gown and Swift's sequined mini) here.

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