In pics: The poor male models

BOBBY ABLEY: They're like Jaws from James Bond meets my childhood teddy bear <a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw.jpg" target="_blank">meets the infamous 'awkward family photo' in which the whole clan wears fuzzy pink onesies with tiny felt genitals.</a> Aka, not a good look.
BOBBY ABLEY: They're like Jaws from James Bond meets my childhood teddy bear <a href="http://craftastrophe.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/weirdest-family-photo-ever-probably-nsfw.jpg" target="_blank">meets the infamous 'awkward family photo' in which the whole clan wears fuzzy pink onesies with tiny felt genitals.</a> Aka, not a good look.
JW ANDERSON: If Baz Luhrman made a movie about Tudor Knights and the costumes were designed by Missoni and Ralph Lauren - and everyone involved was on drugs - this is what we'd get.
JW ANDERSON: If Baz Luhrman made a movie about Tudor Knights and the costumes were designed by Missoni and Ralph Lauren - and everyone involved was on drugs - this is what we'd get.
XANDER ZHOU: While his furball coat is certainly an eyesore; it's the pant-sneaker combo that make his bottom half look like a middle-aged female nurse working the rounds on a paediatric ward that is the true crime.
XANDER ZHOU: While his furball coat is certainly an eyesore; it's the pant-sneaker combo that make his bottom half look like a middle-aged female nurse working the rounds on a paediatric ward that is the true crime.
LEE ROACH: Well that colour washes him out ...
LEE ROACH: Well that colour washes him out ...
KAY KWOK: If I saw one of these shuffling beasts on the street I'd actually think the end times had finally come.
KAY KWOK: If I saw one of these shuffling beasts on the street I'd actually think the end times had finally come.
JW ANDERSON: While, yes, the poor fellah to the left is wearing a breast plate that looks like it's crafted from ambergris (that's whale vomit, BTW), I feel most sorry for the limp lad repressed by mesh to the left.
JW ANDERSON: While, yes, the poor fellah to the left is wearing a breast plate that looks like it's crafted from ambergris (that's whale vomit, BTW), I feel most sorry for the limp lad repressed by mesh to the left.
CRAIG GREEN: Meet the world's most impractical hat - not only can you not see past the damn thing's brim, but you'll also gain a dashingly disgusting tan line while wearing it and may suffer from facial bruising as the there-for-no-reason leather belt slaps across your pitiful jaw.
CRAIG GREEN: Meet the world's most impractical hat - not only can you not see past the damn thing's brim, but you'll also gain a dashingly disgusting tan line while wearing it and may suffer from facial bruising as the there-for-no-reason leather belt slaps across your pitiful jaw.
ASTRID ANDERSEN: Wow, Chanel Imam and Cara Delevingne have really bulked up.
ASTRID ANDERSEN: Wow, Chanel Imam and Cara Delevingne have really bulked up.
ALAN TAYLOR: Fact - this man and his shiny 'only my fingertips need to be covered, don't worry about the palms' gloves will appear in my night terrors tonight.
ALAN TAYLOR: Fact - this man and his shiny 'only my fingertips need to be covered, don't worry about the palms' gloves will appear in my night terrors tonight.
JW ANDERSON: I once dated a man who wore a fairly substantial Cuban heel but on shoes that looked like New Balance sneakers; I didn't notice it when we met 'up in da club', but as soon as I did, I made like Suri and Cruised ... I wonder if he's upgraded to these fine specimens now they're 'on trend'?
JW ANDERSON: I once dated a man who wore a fairly substantial Cuban heel but on shoes that looked like New Balance sneakers; I didn't notice it when we met 'up in da club', but as soon as I did, I made like Suri and Cruised ... I wonder if he's upgraded to these fine specimens now they're 'on trend'?
ALEXANDER MCQUEEN: Women have been humiliated for long enough by the terrible feathery abomination that is the fascinator ... please don't submit men to the same ritual humiliation of having a bird's second skin jutting out from their head.
ALEXANDER MCQUEEN: Women have been humiliated for long enough by the terrible feathery abomination that is the fascinator ... please don't submit men to the same ritual humiliation of having a bird's second skin jutting out from their head.

This week's London Collection menswear runways have been hilarious ... unintentionally. 

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