The week in celeb self snaps

22:14, Jan 26 2014
The week's celeb self snaps
JESSICA SIMPSON: The singer shared a snap of her adorable family - Maxwell's all sass & squinch, Ace Knute is going more for a 'wide-eyed-so-surprised' pose.
The week's celeb self snaps
CHRISSY TEIGEN: Someone get the woman some arnica, that thing's like a planetary system.
The week's celeb self snaps
DEBRA MESSING: Deb's expression is the exact look I had on my face last Saturday morning when I woke up a bit dusty thinking I had an empty fridge only to discover a bonus can of Coke in the vege drawer: RED AMBULANCE! PS: God Meryl's a babe.
The week's celeb self snaps
GISELE: This man is a 'creative movement' instructor. I.E. he is paid to help models come up with genius moves like 'forearm-draped-over-head'. Sign me up! 'Gisele, I want you to slowly lift yourself up and straighten your legs ... this is called STANDING.'
The week's celeb self snaps
HEIDI KLUM: Don't you just hate it when you get a tiny rip in your stocks' on the way to work? Nothing a touch of clear nail varnish won't fix.
The week's celeb self snaps
JOHN STAMOS: My fragile nostalgic heart just exploded into glitter the colour of my Troll collection's hair.
The week's celeb self snaps
JULIA LOUIS DREYFUS: My life would have been complete had my fave actress of all time J-L-D been cast as some sort of evil drug king pin in Breaking Bad.
The week's celeb self snaps
JUSTIN BIEBER: It really is a skill for a now-grown man to dress himself so badly it looks like he's got some sort of terrible, degenerative Benjamin-Button-esque bone disease. 'His poor tiny legs just wasted away ... year by year ... until all he was left with was one, lone tattooed ankle'.
The week's celeb self snaps
KERRY WASHINGTON: It's really messing with my mind seeing Huck so chipper.
The week's celeb self snaps
KIM KARDASHIAN: Weird internet trolls that think it's somehow funny and/or cool to bully a tiny baby STEP BACK ... as North West just 'brought' the cuteness. Penelope's wondering where the 'creative movement' specialist is ... he just doesn't know what to do with his limbs without him.
The week's celeb self snaps
LADY GAGA: A) Maybe Gags is trying to get a job on SNL as a Donatella impersonator to pay the debts from her latest album flop. B) Is Gags brushing her '100-dollars-a-strand-Siberian-weave' with a fork? That's just nasty.
The week's celeb self snaps
P DIDDY: Puff Sean Daddy Combs that is the worst T-shirt I've ever seen.
The week's celeb self snaps
RIHANNA: Come on el tigre, 'pon de replay' and come ALIVE!
The week's celeb self snaps
SOFIA VERGARA: I LOVE that the Modern Family whanau have a bucket of beers on ice for their script read through. Where's Manny's non-alc single malt?
The week's celeb self snaps
TYRA BANKS: I see an episode of ANTM coming up staring Cara ... LIGHTS, INTENSE CAMERA PANNING, CARA LIFTED DOWN TO THE STAGE BY A HARNESS WITH DRY ICE ALL AROUND HER ... 'alright ladies ... now for the art of being ugly'.
The week's celeb self snaps
CARA DELEVINGNE: Coming from a universe in which people have to launder their own sheets, all I can think when I see this picture of Karlie Kloss, Joan Smalls and Cara is 'ladies, you best either stock up on the NapiSan or remove your Ruby Woo as your pillows are about to look like THAT scene in GOT'.

This week, Justin Bieber bemuses, North West melts our heart, Lady Gaga freaks us out and models are, well, models. 

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