Best & worst dressed: The Grammys

20:38, Jan 27 2014
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE MEH: While I dig the sequinned bottom of Sarah Hyland's Emilio Pucci dress, I have a fear of outfits with bows that make humans look like giant presents as has happened here. Oh, and those strappy heels look so OUCHIE! They make poor Sez's feet look like Kim K's hooves at eight months pregnant. AKA, not good.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE ULTRA GLAM: I love so much about Aussie model Nicole Trunfio's Nicholas Oakwell Couture dress ... but at the end of the day the big slit down her chest distracts from the disco glam of the look. Her boyf, singer-songwriter Gary Clark Jr rocks a neckerchief like a pro, but could have at least buffed his shoes a tiny bit.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE BAD: Paris Hilton ACTUALLY looks like Amy Poehler pretending to be<a href="http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTM0Njc4MzI0N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwOTc3ODE3._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg" target="_blank"> Jon Heder's character in Blades of Glory in this Christina Milani dress.</a> Right, I'm off to listen to Stars Are Blind ... the worst best song in the world. It sounds like a seventy year old woman singing karaoke on a Bahamas cruise ship but I still love it.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE BAD: Skylar Grey appears to be wearing a giant band aid. Mmmm... sweaty. (PS: This nude leather mistake was designed by Michael Costello).
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE GOOD: I love this colour on Giuliana Rancic, and also dig that she's wearing Aussie designer Alex Perry ... in fact, even the mesh boob window is working.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE MIXED: A) Colbie Caillat's hair is very 'out-for-all-you-can-eat-pancakes-on-a-Sunday'. Her eye makeup is also a bit much. B) Her Ezra Santos dress, while kind of pretty, is like Elmo on Ice and I'm already sick of all the sheer panels on this red carpet.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE BOLD: There's no denying Bonnie McKee looks fierce in this Randa Salamoun dress, I love the rich blue hue. Her extreme ombre is giving me an itchy scalp however - BLEACH.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE I'M NOT SURE: Valentino is an amazing designer, and Katy Perry looks better than she often does, but I'm unsure about this dress - the wrist wisps are stressing me out and she's wearing it a lot tighter than how it was draped on the runway, which is making it look a lot more costume-y. Also, her hair is giving me a major tension headache.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE GREAT: Rita Ora looks slamming in this Lanvin - the design diva is in the detail, check out how the flecks of purple in the dress match her eye makeup. She's like a sizzling snake of style. Love it.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE VERY BAD: Oh wow, an Amish hat, a pimp cane, an MJ glove, grills and a quadruple breasted suit by Ralph Lauren. I couldn't be more embarrassed for Madge's son.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE BAD: I think hair that's higher than five inches needs a bit of a tone down (unless it's a fro and is equally as wide) and while I love this colour on Alicia Keys, the cut of her Armani Prive gown is awkward - it looks like her boobs are struggling to, erm, find their place.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE GOOD: Firstly, Wiz Khalifa suits that YSL suit. Secondly, Amber Rose looks smashing in this body hugging dress. And while I was at first confused by the fact it looked like she was wearing nude tights on her arms, I soon realised she was wearing slap-loads of foundation on her arms to cover up all her tatts.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE ALMOST: I do love this Johanna Johnson dress on Pink but I also just want to run up and 'hoik' it up.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE BEST CONTENDER: This is hand-on-heart the most striking I've ever seen Taylor Swift look. This Gucci armour gown must be crazy heavy - it'd be like a Pump class just walking in that thing - but Tay looks beautiful and not even a tiny bit twee.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE ALMOST: I like the top half of Anna Kendrick's Azzaro dress, and while I love the colour I don't think it's great on her. I'm also not a huge fan of the split/creased bottom half.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE VERY BAD: At first I was like 'sweet-jeepers' Paula Patton's zebra dress is HORRIFIC ... and then I saw the LIONS. They're pouncing at her collarbones. I'm in shock. PS: Robin Thicke, take your sunnies off you knobbo.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE BEST CONTENDER: Chrissy Teigen looks absolutely smoking in this Johanna Johnson dress (that's an Aussie designer!). I love her lob, love John's blue lapels. Love the whole look.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE BEST - PREGNANCY EDITION: Olivia Wilde rocked a tight sequinned dress in her second trimester at the Golden Globes, and Ciara's done it at the Grammys in Emilio Pucci. Beautiful.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE DIFFERENT: The bits of bunched up body stocking look terrible, and, yes, her hair's a bit Sideshow Bob, but lady kind of werks this Michael Costello dress. I think we have an 'only on Beyonce' situation on our hands here.
Best & Worst: The Grammys
THE VERY HER: Our girl Lorde rocked a long-sleeved satin dress (#brave. I don't go near satin) which her hairstylist hashtagged as Balenciaga, so I'm guessing she opted for the French fashion house. I love her hair, love her makeup and while the dress is not to my taste, it's 100 per cent Lorde's personal style and that's cool (you should have seen the atrocities I wore at 17).

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