Best & worst dressed celebrities

THE BEST: If it was wallpaper I'd tear it down with my own hands until my nails bled, but in gown form I absolutely adore this Emilio Pucci print on Poppy Delevingne. She's styled it so perfectly (this dress would wear many people). And while it's all print and covered-up at the front, the keyhole back lets the whole thing breathe. It's my best this week as Poppy's made me love a dress I could easily hate.
THE BEST: If it was wallpaper I'd tear it down with my own hands until my nails bled, but in gown form I absolutely adore this Emilio Pucci print on Poppy Delevingne. She's styled it so perfectly (this dress would wear many people). And while it's all print and covered-up at the front, the keyhole back lets the whole thing breathe. It's my best this week as Poppy's made me love a dress I could easily hate.
THE BEST - SUBTITLED EDITION: Spanish actress Ana de Armas is 100 per cent certified va va voom in this rich yellow Zuhair Murad gown. I love the collar 'necklace', think she's accessorised it perfectly and that hair is making me want to re-watch some curling iron YouTube tutorials (whenever I get the suckers out I just turn my hair into frizzy zig zags).
THE BEST - SUBTITLED EDITION: Spanish actress Ana de Armas is 100 per cent certified va va voom in this rich yellow Zuhair Murad gown. I love the collar 'necklace', think she's accessorised it perfectly and that hair is making me want to re-watch some curling iron YouTube tutorials (whenever I get the suckers out I just turn my hair into frizzy zig zags).
THE GOOD: Emma Watson manages to give a simple white halter neck gown wow factor - this one's by Ralph Lauren - I call that she'll continue to be a style star and will one day be the Helen Mirren of her time. Unless life throws her some really unexpected curveballs <a href="http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/pamela-anderson-charo-singer-comedy-central-s-roast-sony-studios-culver-city-august-culver-city-ca-paul-smith-34830475.jpg" target="_blank">and she becomes the Charo of the 2060s.</a>
THE GOOD: Emma Watson manages to give a simple white halter neck gown wow factor - this one's by Ralph Lauren - I call that she'll continue to be a style star and will one day be the Helen Mirren of her time. Unless life throws her some really unexpected curveballs <a href="http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/pamela-anderson-charo-singer-comedy-central-s-roast-sony-studios-culver-city-august-culver-city-ca-paul-smith-34830475.jpg" target="_blank">and she becomes the Charo of the 2060s.</a>
THE GOOD: Wow, Spanish red carpets are always well dressed events. Dafne Fernandes - who, fact fans, once dated Spanish tennis pro Fernando Verdasco - wore two fashion-forward yet timeless pieces at the Malaga Film Festival. Both looks here are by Spanish brand The 2nd Skin Co. (that's one of those brand names that probably sounds a bit more cool if English is your second language) and both are just different enough. Don't even get me started on how much I adore that she wore flats on the red carpet ... liberate your feet ... banish bunions!
THE GOOD: Wow, Spanish red carpets are always well dressed events. Dafne Fernandes - who, fact fans, once dated Spanish tennis pro Fernando Verdasco - wore two fashion-forward yet timeless pieces at the Malaga Film Festival. Both looks here are by Spanish brand The 2nd Skin Co. (that's one of those brand names that probably sounds a bit more cool if English is your second language) and both are just different enough. Don't even get me started on how much I adore that she wore flats on the red carpet ... liberate your feet ... banish bunions!
THE GOOD: Well I'm buying Cam Diaz's 'Body Book' as whatever probiotic gunk the 41-year-old's eating, it's working, she positively glows. She's also mastering the art of the body-con leather dress - this one's by The Row - which is no small task.
THE GOOD: Well I'm buying Cam Diaz's 'Body Book' as whatever probiotic gunk the 41-year-old's eating, it's working, she positively glows. She's also mastering the art of the body-con leather dress - this one's by The Row - which is no small task.
THE GOOD: Cam-Cam knocked it out the park not once but twice this week and she looks glorious in this tennis chic Victoria Beckham dress. The shade of grey, high collar combo, would look so bad on so many people, so props to Miss Diaz for working it.
THE GOOD: Cam-Cam knocked it out the park not once but twice this week and she looks glorious in this tennis chic Victoria Beckham dress. The shade of grey, high collar combo, would look so bad on so many people, so props to Miss Diaz for working it.
I'M JUST NOT SURE: Yes, the artfully-sequined floral bodice on this Alexander McQueen gown is a true piece of craftsmanship, but so is <a href="http://www.skimbacolifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Washington-Seattle5.jpg" target="_blank">this Murano glass sculpture.</a> Said skill does not help the fact they're both ugly. Yes Jennifer Connelly wears dramatic gowns very well but ... well ... it's just not flattering is it? It's making elegant ol' Jen look like she's thick of waist and doesn't posses a neck (which is not true). Also, why the sole sticky-out earring? Just looking at her is giving me 'have-I-lost-my-earring' anxiety and is making me be all handsy with my earlobe.
I'M JUST NOT SURE: Yes, the artfully-sequined floral bodice on this Alexander McQueen gown is a true piece of craftsmanship, but so is <a href="http://www.skimbacolifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Washington-Seattle5.jpg" target="_blank">this Murano glass sculpture.</a> Said skill does not help the fact they're both ugly. Yes Jennifer Connelly wears dramatic gowns very well but ... well ... it's just not flattering is it? It's making elegant ol' Jen look like she's thick of waist and doesn't posses a neck (which is not true). Also, why the sole sticky-out earring? Just looking at her is giving me 'have-I-lost-my-earring' anxiety and is making me be all handsy with my earlobe.
I'M JUST NOT SURE: When I first saw the picture on the left, I was like, ooh, Katy Perry's stepping up her game with this neon panelled Versace (but she just had to add the day-glo bracelets, didn't she?). Then I saw the picture in the middle and I was like 'hmm ... looks a little bit like a zip malfunction. Then I saw the picture on the right and all I could think was 'loin cloth does Miami'. So yes, I think she looks gorgeous, but then I also think a requirement of clothes should be that they allow you to walk without having to constantly tend to a pesky crotch flap.
I'M JUST NOT SURE: When I first saw the picture on the left, I was like, ooh, Katy Perry's stepping up her game with this neon panelled Versace (but she just had to add the day-glo bracelets, didn't she?). Then I saw the picture in the middle and I was like 'hmm ... looks a little bit like a zip malfunction. Then I saw the picture on the right and all I could think was 'loin cloth does Miami'. So yes, I think she looks gorgeous, but then I also think a requirement of clothes should be that they allow you to walk without having to constantly tend to a pesky crotch flap.
THE BAD: Holy mother of Cruella De Vil Roberto Cavalli's done a terrible disservice to Rita Ora (and her, erm ladies). Actually, I take that back, if this is a Disney villain it's Ursula the Sea Witch (except Ursula's recently developed a strong concern for the environment after one of her sidekick eels tragically passed away and so now only wears couture from recycled material - this one is upcycled, half-shredded paper).
THE BAD: Holy mother of Cruella De Vil Roberto Cavalli's done a terrible disservice to Rita Ora (and her, erm ladies). Actually, I take that back, if this is a Disney villain it's Ursula the Sea Witch (except Ursula's recently developed a strong concern for the environment after one of her sidekick eels tragically passed away and so now only wears couture from recycled material - this one is upcycled, half-shredded paper).
THE BAD: Also, Mr Roberto Cavalli, making Naomi Campbell look anything other than ferociously stunning is hard work, but you've really excelled in the task with this one. You've turned her into a lamp shade that looks like it's gathered dust for half a century and has seen some terrible corrupt things. A lot of the credit lies with that fur collar as well. <a href="http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/DZ/roberto-cavalli-WI-oscars20.jpg" target="_blank">Yep, this is the man I want to pay thousands to design my clothes. </a>
THE BAD: Also, Mr Roberto Cavalli, making Naomi Campbell look anything other than ferociously stunning is hard work, but you've really excelled in the task with this one. You've turned her into a lamp shade that looks like it's gathered dust for half a century and has seen some terrible corrupt things. A lot of the credit lies with that fur collar as well. <a href="http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/DZ/roberto-cavalli-WI-oscars20.jpg" target="_blank">Yep, this is the man I want to pay thousands to design my clothes. </a>
THE BAD: Singer Kelly King <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3JcAxsI5ZU" target="_blank">certainly has some pipes on her</a> ...  <a href="http://getoutmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kelly_king.jpg" target="_blank">and she normally looks like this</a> so, first things first, her makeup artist needs to answer some questions about why they made her look like a drag queen playing Angelica Houston pretending to be Edie Falco. And that dress? The crotch stripe's length is very misguided, but at least she'll save someone from having to sweep the red carpet post event.
THE BAD: Singer Kelly King <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3JcAxsI5ZU" target="_blank">certainly has some pipes on her</a> ... <a href="http://getoutmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kelly_king.jpg" target="_blank">and she normally looks like this</a> so, first things first, her makeup artist needs to answer some questions about why they made her look like a drag queen playing Angelica Houston pretending to be Edie Falco. And that dress? The crotch stripe's length is very misguided, but at least she'll save someone from having to sweep the red carpet post event.
THE BAD: I just love how appropriate singer Kayla Brianna's outfit is for an event populated almost entirely by people that haven't had to pop their first pimple yet.
THE BAD: I just love how appropriate singer Kayla Brianna's outfit is for an event populated almost entirely by people that haven't had to pop their first pimple yet.
THE BAD: What a delicate flower this Real Housewife of Miami is (those biznatches ain't got nothing on the OC). The image of Joanna Krupa in Michael Costello couture you see here is one thing, but think of poor old me as I opened the photo to the right in Photoshop and it became gigantic and high res. I think I need to go home now and watch daytime TV as it will be the only salve for my nipple PTSD.
THE BAD: What a delicate flower this Real Housewife of Miami is (those biznatches ain't got nothing on the OC). The image of Joanna Krupa in Michael Costello couture you see here is one thing, but think of poor old me as I opened the photo to the right in Photoshop and it became gigantic and high res. I think I need to go home now and watch daytime TV as it will be the only salve for my nipple PTSD.

Truly breathtaking gowns make up the best this week - yes Emma Watson, Poppy Delevingne and Ana de Armas we're looking at you, while fur and breast mishaps (naturally) make up the worst. 

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