Because face it, you love a bargain. Yes you, sitting there squinting at your little screen, I know you. And you know what? As much as I love me a designer shoe that maxes out the ol' credit card, me loves even more sweet shoes that look pricey but fool everyone. There's a certain fist-pumping cat-got-the-cream attitude that washes over you when your someone whose style you envy coos enviously at your feet and gushes "Oooooh, I looove your shoes." And you can say "Thanks" and laugh secretly inside your belly and know they only cost you fifty bucks. Or less. Because these shoes really do.

Remember Number One Shoe Warehouse? They've dropped the "Warehouse" bit and are sizing themselves up as more trendy than your designer pot plant (but don't worry, they still do horrible school shoes too). Last week I got to peek at the new spring collection, and I grabbed some and ran for the door really quickly before they could catch me so that I could share them with you. I think they're the shizzle. You might too.

 

I took Sam my photographer and my shoes and me for a walk. We found some flowers. And then I realised how uncannily like this collection these shoes are:

Adorable huh? And so started a pattern...

I took these sexy mamas for a walk. Ankle tassels not included, but I agree with Ultimate Warrior that a tassel or two makes everything better:

Knee pads and crotch padding optional. 

And if you weren't aware that neon is so-hot-right-now then you need a smack around the ears because even the sea anemone at the museum knows it.

No but really guys, less wrestling and more fashion, eh?

Louis Vuitton spring 2013

On to further vibrant notes:

Worn with a heap of rings from Equip, and O.P.I gels in I eat Mainely Lobster.

Haider Ackerman 

Time for a bit of a tribal moment. With "borrowed" flowers from the dairy...

Bottega Veneta

And what's a spring shoe collection without a dose of the ubiquitous metallic trend?

Blumarine fall 2012 booyaa.

And I know I need a pedicure. And a razor, but don't hold it against me. There are a million more styles to choose from with more arriving over the next few weeks, but you'll have to pop into the store to see them all because there are only so many awkward feet manoeuvres I can do before my feet threaten to fall off. 

So which is your fav? 

XX B

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