Horse semen shots on Wildfoods menu

KIRSTY JOHNSTON
Last updated 08:48 18/02/2011
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Ram's testicles are so passe - this year extreme foodies wanting a real taste test will be lining up for a shot of stallion semen.

Horse semen shots, to be followed with a swig of energy drink, are the new kids on the kitchen block at the famed Hokitika Wildfoods festival next month.

The shots will be provided by racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake, of Christchurch, who says he came up with the idea after hearing about people drinking bull's semen.

"I thought, horses are all testosterone, they have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you'll have as much zizz as a stallion for a week afterwards," Kerslake said.

"It's all safe - we're getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use. It will be like a milkshake."

Kerslake said some of the shots would be flavoured, and there might even be a possibility punters could request a particular horse.

The shot would be washed down with an energy drink called "Powerhorse", which was similar to Red Bull.

"We didn't want to use Red Bull cos that gives the idea of a bull, not a horse," Kerslake said.

Though he was yet to try a shot - saying he wasn't qualified to judge on taste - Kerslake was sure the shots would be a big drawcard for the festival.

Wildfoods spokeswoman Megan Wilson said the semen shots would definitely be "for the brave".

"But I don't think it's that disgusting. We never think anything is disgusting."

Other delicacies on this years' menu were Weka and Pukeko.

Though Weka is protected in New Zealand, it is legal to hunt the bird in the Chatham Islands, as long as hunters do not sell the meat.

Department of Conservation spokesman Rory Newsam said they would advise the Wildfoods organisers to make sure they were clear about the regulations before offering either bird.

"We don't want the organisers inadvertently breaching any of these protections and so we'd advise them to check the protections closely before they go ahead with their plans," he said.

Kaio (sea tulip) shots, raw and cooked scorpions, and several scrumptious but less adventurous treats like venison chilli and garlic sea cucumber were also on the list.

The festival is on March 12.

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50 comments
gavin   #50   01:29 pm Feb 18 2011

just because someone does the 'donkey' work for you doesnt change the fact you are drinking horse sperm. this kinda sounds like beastiality without the video camera.

JeM   #49   01:07 pm Feb 18 2011

@Matt #20 - Gargle.

I think i'll pass. I wonder what the rate of sicknesses, like food poisoning, are after this event? Personally, I think I would gag, but I wonder if a lot of this stuff is actually that good for you. Especially pukeko. The one's round my place are all diseased and revolting.

Rad   #48   01:04 pm Feb 18 2011

LOL @ the greenies. Where I come from Wekas are a pest and run rampant. We should be farming them, they are supposed to be quite tasty.

Worst thing I had at Wildfood was cold duck tongue :-P Something popped in my mouth!

Go the Feral Country!!

JAS   #47   01:01 pm Feb 18 2011

Aww, get off your high horse, it's all a bit of fun, if you don't like it, don't do it.....

Daniel   #46   12:59 pm Feb 18 2011

Can't imagine this taking off really.

"Can I get anyone a drink? Coke, Beer, Horse j*sm..."

Neigh   #45   12:41 pm Feb 18 2011

well there goes my apetite.......

JT   #44   12:30 pm Feb 18 2011

I've had scorpions, worms, and crickets before . . . but this is just way too far.

Andy   #43   12:30 pm Feb 18 2011

Does this comply with the Food Safety Act?

Ju   #42   12:22 pm Feb 18 2011

Yuck! This was done on the Jack ass movie, to horrify people - shows what these people are jackasses!

been there   #41   12:15 pm Feb 18 2011

Heh...gosh, people need to lighten up.

I have been to wild foods a couple of times now and it is a fantatisc day out. There is literally something for everyone!

I recall bull semen being at the first event I went to and was very popular!! mostly because of the theatre of it all.


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