The week's best celeb social media snaps

02:23, May 27 2013
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BEYONCE: Blue Ivy Carter's rider for the Mrs Carter tour: a white leather couch, my own director's chair, a wardrobe filled with tutus and an unlimited supply of pumpkin puree, served only in Tupperware. Oh, and a total ban on any mention of Suri Cruise.
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DEMI LOVATO: That's actually impressive.
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GAVIN ROSDALE: Ros needs some selfie-schooling. You need one or all of the above for a successful celeb self-snap... A) An envy-making background (think, 'Look at me just getting onto my private jet #workhardplayhard). B) Questionable levels of skin exposure - just enough to not be considered porn, unless its 'accidental', but enough to go viral. C) A kooky ugly-pretty face, please refer to Cara Delevingne's Instagram.
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IAN SOMERHALDER: Meanwhile, this is just bordering on disturbing. It's less sexy, more I've-woken-up-at-midnight-due-to-a-bad-vindaloo-and-am-feeling-slightly-disorientated.
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KIM KARDASHIAN: The reality star posed with her 'momager' in Paris and then posted a close up of her lips with the caption, "My pregnancy lips are outta control". Pregnancy lips? No comment.
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MARIAH CAREY: The diva shared snaps of her super-cute two-year-old twins Moroccan and Monroe this week. I'm hardly a parenting expert, but I'm pretty sure midnight snack runs to a double door fridge-freezer filled with about 20 punnets of ice cream isn't a good idea.
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MARK RUFFALO: The Hulk actor shared this adorable snap of his family (Simon Cowell's already called him about a potench' boy band opportunity with his sons). How much is the middle fella' a mini Mark?
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MILEY CYRUS: Please remove the drug paraphernalia bling from your phone before subjecting us to any more mirror selfies Miles. As an aside, how ginormous is her engagement ring? Word on the street is that it's a hefty 3.5 carats.
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MINNIE DRIVER: The hilarious actress, 43, shared snaps from her holiday in Mexico. Fishing, celebrity style, sit on a gorgeous boat still docked and have fish passed to you by an assistant.
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RIHANNA: Next time I'm sitting in my normal-sized bath with chilly knees and/or torso I'm going to think of this photo of Rihanna taken in a five-star hotel in Morocco and shake with envy (and cold, because it's freaking freezing in my house. Thermals and Ugg boots indoors cold).
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ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY: The leggy model shared snaps from her trip to Cannes for the film festival. Hilarious-yet-creepy comment of the day was Instagram user 'cdjjjrdccc' weighing in on the picture to the right: "I don't see nipples or something? Did she just pull the nipples off?" They're called ribs 'cdjjjrdccc'.
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SNOOKI: The Jersey Shore star's lost 19 kilos, and all in less than a year since she gave birth. She's been showing off her new abs on Instagram in between all the gymming-tanning-and-laundering.
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THE ROCK: Meanwhile, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson continues to be massive.

Kim K, The Rock, Rihanna, Miley and more: this week saw celebs showing off their abs, their kids and their humongous lips.

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