The week in celeb social media snaps

JESSICA ALBA: The actress is trying to align herself as a lifestyle guru à la Goop, and so has started posting snaps of her workouts every day (zzz...). She looks cheery in the pink outfit, but I'm guessing that's because the treadmill isn't actually moving. The yellow top day seems to have been more dark (but then that's pretty much what I look like after my third burpee).
JESSICA ALBA: The actress is trying to align herself as a lifestyle guru à la Goop, and so has started posting snaps of her workouts every day (zzz...). She looks cheery in the pink outfit, but I'm guessing that's because the treadmill isn't actually moving. The yellow top day seems to have been more dark (but then that's pretty much what I look like after my third burpee).
STAN WALKER: Everyone's favourite judge (let's be honest, Daniel Bedingfield is hard to watch) posted this snap of the X Factor NZ judges on their final night at their fluorescent desk. His caption sentiments? That he would miss everyone, "even Daniel".
STAN WALKER: Everyone's favourite judge (let's be honest, Daniel Bedingfield is hard to watch) posted this snap of the X Factor NZ judges on their final night at their fluorescent desk. His caption sentiments? That he would miss everyone, "even Daniel".
JUSTIN BIEBER: The Biebs actually posted this 'so-filtered-it-looks-like-a-pencil-drawing' snap of himself this week. The caption? '#heartbreaker'. Pull your pants up, take off the silly mono-glove and un-bedazzle your microphone, immediately, before anyone else sees this.
JUSTIN BIEBER: The Biebs actually posted this 'so-filtered-it-looks-like-a-pencil-drawing' snap of himself this week. The caption? '#heartbreaker'. Pull your pants up, take off the silly mono-glove and un-bedazzle your microphone, immediately, before anyone else sees this.
MILEY CYRUS: Hey, maybe I'll lay out the yellow plastic bags after my Pak 'N Save shop tonight and sprawl myself across the floor to then share the glory of my nachos ingredients with the world (I should probably vacuum first).
MILEY CYRUS: Hey, maybe I'll lay out the yellow plastic bags after my Pak 'N Save shop tonight and sprawl myself across the floor to then share the glory of my nachos ingredients with the world (I should probably vacuum first).
SOFIA VERGARA: The Modern Family star is in Mykonos and, judging from her Who Say account, she's packed enough swimsuits for a three-a-day roster.
SOFIA VERGARA: The Modern Family star is in Mykonos and, judging from her Who Say account, she's packed enough swimsuits for a three-a-day roster.
HEIDI KLUM: If you're born with a half-outie belly button, you might as well use it for what it's good for - making sand stomach smiley faces that look a little like foul-mouthed animated bear Ted.
HEIDI KLUM: If you're born with a half-outie belly button, you might as well use it for what it's good for - making sand stomach smiley faces that look a little like foul-mouthed animated bear Ted.
RIHANNA: 'Badgalriri' dyed her hair grey this week and proceeded to post about a hundred photos of it. Oh, don't you create a new Facebook album every time you get a haircut?
RIHANNA: 'Badgalriri' dyed her hair grey this week and proceeded to post about a hundred photos of it. Oh, don't you create a new Facebook album every time you get a haircut?
MIRANDA KERR: Breaking news - Miranda Kerr rides a helicopter. This just in - Miranda Kerr rides a horse.
MIRANDA KERR: Breaking news - Miranda Kerr rides a helicopter. This just in - Miranda Kerr rides a horse.
KELLY BROOK: Meanwhile, this week Brit model/actress KB's Instagram ranged from the titillating to the terrifying.
KELLY BROOK: Meanwhile, this week Brit model/actress KB's Instagram ranged from the titillating to the terrifying.
JAMES FRANCO: The indie actor captioned this "nana squish", and at first I was like, 'oh cute, he's giving his granny a bear hug,' but then shiz just got weird when I noticed that he and the sheets seem to be spattered with blood.
JAMES FRANCO: The indie actor captioned this "nana squish", and at first I was like, 'oh cute, he's giving his granny a bear hug,' but then shiz just got weird when I noticed that he and the sheets seem to be spattered with blood.
BEHATI PRINSLOO: I can only imagine one way this snap of the Victoria's Secret model and Adam Levine's new fiancée came about: she was obviously baking in her undies - obvs! - and as she went to pull her muffins out of the oven while wearing Mickey Mouse-themed mitts, bam, bursts of boiling blueberries jumped out and scalded her lady bits. Yep, that'll be it.
BEHATI PRINSLOO: I can only imagine one way this snap of the Victoria's Secret model and Adam Levine's new fiancée came about: she was obviously baking in her undies - obvs! - and as she went to pull her muffins out of the oven while wearing Mickey Mouse-themed mitts, bam, bursts of boiling blueberries jumped out and scalded her lady bits. Yep, that'll be it.
JAMES VAN DER BEEK: The awesome actor wins celeb caption of the week: "#tbt Black belt courtesy of #SantaClaus. Stance courtesy of 100% unjustified #swagger." See, Throwback Thursday is about more than just snaps of yourself in a bikini from when you were in your early twenties and had a dazzling metabolism.
JAMES VAN DER BEEK: The awesome actor wins celeb caption of the week: "#tbt Black belt courtesy of #SantaClaus. Stance courtesy of 100% unjustified #swagger." See, Throwback Thursday is about more than just snaps of yourself in a bikini from when you were in your early twenties and had a dazzling metabolism.
BAR RAFAELI: The Israeli model knows how to turn bog standard summer snaps with friends into viral gold - pash them or, alternatively, pop them in some swimmers and start jumping.
BAR RAFAELI: The Israeli model knows how to turn bog standard summer snaps with friends into viral gold - pash them or, alternatively, pop them in some swimmers and start jumping.
GERALDO RIVIERA: I've saved the best for last - the talk show host and Fox News commentator posted this on Sunday. His caption, "70 is the new 50". My reaction? I'm going to have to go and wash my eyes out with Dettol now. It won't be pleasant, but it's the only option.
GERALDO RIVIERA: I've saved the best for last - the talk show host and Fox News commentator posted this on Sunday. His caption, "70 is the new 50". My reaction? I'm going to have to go and wash my eyes out with Dettol now. It won't be pleasant, but it's the only option.

This week, some stars shared snaps of themselves topless (over and over again) while others showed off their lavish lifestyle (jealous, us?). 

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