The week in celeb social media snaps

00:06, Aug 12 2013
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
NICKI MINAJ: As well as one NSFW shot*, the 30-year-old rapper (and extreme fan of the Cockney accent) shared about 20 photos of herself this week. To the left we have a retro shot in which she looks like a normal person, and to the right, her current look: Barbadian Barbie. *How many of you are now going straight to her Instagram to find the topless shot? Yep, thought so.
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
BAR REFAELI: In 'bad life decisions of the week', some dude shared his sweet new gothic-script Bar Refaeli arm tatt, which Bar then shared with the world - a little creeped out by this stranger's ode, naturally. But then, if you constantly post pictures of yourself in superhuman yoga poses (as we have on the left), you've got to expect some extreme fans to emerge from the internet's shadows.
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
CHRIS D'ELIA: Battle of the bulge (although the guy in the grey and white 'illusion pants' that have the opposite effect of Kate Winslet's famous illusion dress should probs be disqualified). Whitney star Chris' clothed technique isn't going to win him any trophies either.
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
CHRISSY TEIGEN: Every now and then a commenter says - NYREE MCFARLANE you are just jealous of 'insert celeb name here' - which I guarantee is almost always not the case. Here, however, it is. I am outrageously, skin-itchingly, go-sulk-in-the-tea-room jelly-pants. Although, Andy Dwyer makes me laugh more, meeting The Ron would be the pinnacle.
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
CRISTIANO RONALDO: I wonder if Casper Smart, J-Lo's 'bear' - that's actually what she calls him - woke up on the morning that he was off to a Real Madrid game and thought... 'hmm - I think I'm achieving like an 80 per cent tool rate at the moment, but how can I make myself look like even more of a douche-burger? I KNOW! I'll appliqué 100 studs all over my white trucker cap. Result!'
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
MILEY CYRUS: Miley Cyrus' latest music video makes me not want to bring children into this weird, devolving world. As does everything Terry Richardson has ever done. Ergo, this pic, and evidence that they will collaborate again, has got me prepping my underground-bunker.
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
PARIS HILTON: And the winner of the most convoluted 'trying-to-look-sexy-but-just-look-uncomfortable-in-my-too-big-sample-heels' pose of the week is...
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
RIHANNA: And from the 'only-straight-women-would-notice-this' files, that bedazzled claw of a bra must be really ouchies.
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY: That sloth gives great smize.
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
SOFIA VERGARA: ...And Marge has totally got the 'my-right-shoulder's-too-heavy-for-my-body' pop it out and angle the hips pose down. Simpsons Sass. Lisa 'my-pearls-look-like-extreme-buck-teeth' needs to work on her angles however.
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
SCOTT DISICK: Okay, a) if you're going to Photoshop a last supper pic, are you really going to make yourself Jesus? and b) I love how Disick has tagged the two biggest egos in the extended Kardashian clan right on both ends of this pic, almost out of shot. KANYE IS THE NUCLEUS SCOTT!
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
CHERYL COLE: This jumper actually appeals on a day like today. I often spend a good part of my day reading the comments on celeb Instagram pictures - as they're what really bring the lols. Check out this love letter from one measured fan: "i'm only spamming you cz u never ever pay me any attention. im not gonna give up. i deserve some love here :) so....either u pay me some attention or i continue". Yep, the jumper cocoon makes sense now.
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
JUSTIN BIEBER: The Biebs continues to be inexplicably sad and worried for his smartphone #highdefheartbreak
Celebrity Twitter & Instagram Pics: August 12
STEVEN ADAMS: Our awesome homeboy gets a rub down - those legs are precious, keep them healthy! This is like the basketball player equivalent of the 'just-lying-on-the-beach-check-out-my-oiled-down-knees' selfie.

This week, the Kardashians' god complex peaks while skin continues to be in. 

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