The week's best celeb social media shots

22:57, Sep 29 2013
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BEYONCE: If she wants those Illuminati rumours to die down she should really stop posting snaps like this. Prayer? Elaborate group reiki therapy? Followers thinking that if they touch Queen Bey for just a moment their skin will forever smell like Gardenias and they will live the rest of their lives cruising Capri on a private yacht? It's the man's arm that's nowhere near to touching her but is having a crack anyway that most creeps me out.
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ERIC STONESTREET: The Modern Family star shared this snap of Emmy Winners celebrating. Highlights for me include man second to the left back row: classic 'dad-forgot-his-reading-glasses texting'; the man dead centre who is giving great smize and the man far right whose eyes are on one thing, and one thing only.
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HARRY STYLES: Hazza has totally looked through the snaps of him and Elton and done the classic, only look to see if you look good, and be like, 'oh yeah, that's the best shot'. Look at poor Mr John - an unfortunate photo.
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IRELAND BALDWIN: Maybe Alec's just been reading any news site in the whole entire world and has ergo seen Miley Cyrus' creamy-hued tongue and has thought, 'sheesh, that's gross, best check mine's not all yeasty before I get it out in any Emmy shots."
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JENNIFER LOPEZ: B-t-dubs JLo, if you're going to take an ooh-my-abs-are-inspirational-at-44 snap (which is totally your prerogative, I'd be showing that washboard off) don't do it in a room that looks like it could be a bathroom while holding onto your stomach, it turns that sultry intense stare from just that into a possible 'oh dear, I think I'm going to regret that unagi roll'.
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JUSTIN BIEBER: I feel like the bespectacled man on the right's eyes scream - "Help, y'all ... this punk ass has us all locked in a gilded cage filled with exotic animals and Victoria's Secret models but when he gets in his fat pants, puts on a romcom and throws a tanty, it's straight-up traumatic for everyone."
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KIM K: Kardashian and Kanye were in Paris for the Givenchy shows this week (HOW MANY MOTHERTRUCKERS YOU DONE SEEN WITH A LEATHER JOGGING PANT?) and I can feel Lily Collins and Ciara's trepidation to make eye contact with Mr Intensity from here.
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LENA DUNHAM: The Girls star shared her morning-after The Emmys hair and makeup with us. Don't worry Dunners, we've all been there (I once woke up spooning a falafel kebab. I ate it, natch).
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SOFIA VERGARA: I probably looked a lot like this in fact while enjoying a near-spiritual experience with a 12-hour-old doner. Except not as glamorous, as blinged up or as Colombian.
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STACY KEIBLER: Speaking of exotic animals, could celebrities stop dressing monkeys up and thinking its cute to share the snaps with the world? Poor wee fella's on a chain.
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MILEY CYRUS: I feel like I've now seen every crevice and corner possible of Miley's person.
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ZAC EFRON: The we've-only-just-found-out-was-troubled teen star checked himself out of rehab and hiked up Machu Picchu with his dad for some fresh air from the vipers and vapids of the industry. Good on him.

This week Sofia Vergara eats a hamburger, JLo shows off her bod, Kimye are back and Alec Baldwin pulls a Miley. 

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