The week in celeb Twitter & Insta snaps

02:37, Oct 07 2013
The week's best celeb self snaps
CARA DELEVINGNE: Here's it-girl model of the mo' Cara tattooing her name into a stranger's leg in Brazil. That's one thing, yes, but this is straight up one of the ugliest tatts I've ever seen. It's like some sort of prison selfie-tatt (except all those dudes have to work with is a biro and some Duracells so they at least have an excuse for shoddy craftsmanship).
The week's best celeb self snaps
CHRISSY TEIGEN: Oh wow, my girl crush on this woman expands daily - here she is having a 'trash the dress' shoot pre-reception. Legend (see what I did there?).
The week's best celeb self snaps
IRELAND BALDWIN: "Okay, I'm gonne pose by the door with my new fringe. Ooh, maybe I'll squat - yeah, full squat ... and I'll turn around a bit too.'
The week's best celeb self snaps
JOSH DUHAMEL: One-month-old Axl and his 40-year-old dad, just chilling. Seriously, Duham' is 40?! I need to know what moisturiser he uses. Immediately.
The week's best celeb self snaps
KIM KARDASHIAN: Also from the cute files, say what you will about her parents, but North West (or Nori as she's now going by) is straight-up one of the most insanely cute children in the world. Fact.
The week's best celeb self snaps
MILEY CYRUS: This Photoshop job may be the most creative piece of art the Cy has ever created.
The week's best celeb self snaps
MIRANDA KERR: You see, she's being #kooky, and it's like the banana is actually a phone. But then it isn't because it's a BANANA *head explodes*.
The week's best celeb self snaps
LOUIS TOMLINSON: I understand buddy, it must be really demoralising being defined by your artfully-undone-but-actually-took-two-hours-to-quiff hair. But chin up, Harry has it worse.
The week's best celeb self snaps
REBEL WILSON: Too much Antipodean goodness in one photo (although homegirl Lorde does need to work on her white-chicks-and-gang-signs conviction and throw a stronger finger).
The week's best celeb self snaps
THE ROCK: A) Power to him. B) His arms are genuinely some of the scariest things I've ever seen. C) Now I understand why his Fast & Furious character appears to be immortal - because Dwayne is clearly superhuman himself. D) At least he's a considerate gym-goer* (*please see towel and take note sweaty crotch erg machine guy who goes to my gym daily).
The week's best celeb self snaps
VAL KILMER: I discovered Val's Twitter this week, and what a genuine delight. The 53-year-old legend posts about 10 selfies a day - imagine being the random girl eternally trapped mid-blink in Iceman's selfie?!

Celeb babies, bad tattoos and half-naked prop poses. Ah, the crazy world of A-listers ... 

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