This week we're obsessed with ...
THIS TUMBLR: Yes, this blog's quite old, but we've only just discovered it ... and Sad Etsy Boyfriends is worth it simply for the picture on the right of this poor bearded fellow with a pair of size 28 undies on his head modelling his girlfriend's 'Diamond grid earrings'. (In fact, almost all of the Etsy beaus have beards ... damn hipsters).
THIS DOLL: Yes, you can now by a 'Baby George' doll (that is if you're able to pop over to the UK and into a Tesco before the limited edition of 5,000 dolls run out). I have one major issue here: there's no way Kate Middleton would dress George in low thread-count aqua.
THIS DISS: Everyone's been so focussed on the Selena/Lorde feud that they've missed another potential diamond of a cat fight. Star magazine is reporting that talented French actress Marion Cotillard was "totally horrified" by Chelsea Handler's 'roast' of Reese Witherspoon at the Elle Women In Hollywood event (to be fair, Chelsea did joke about Reese's Brazilian wax. Maybe a touch gross). An insider told the magazine Marion, "thinks American women are vulgar and coarse." Oooh - bring on an all-out battle: Chelsea would clearly be scrappy, but Marion would be stealth.
THIS FACE MASK: I've tried mud face masks by fancy French brands that just kind of clump up and fall all over my bathroom floor. I've tried swanky Japanese rice-something masks with bird poop in them that just feel like slightly heavier moisturiser. But this little Kiwi one is a beauty! The organic Tailor Masque is only $28 (and I reckon you'd get around 40 applications from one tub); is super easy to apply and dries very evenly. It left my skin feeling very, very soft (and the day after my mini-pamper it felt like I was wearing a really powerful primer: i.e., my forehead didn't look like an oily piece of pizza by 3pm.
THIS VIDEO: Why do we not have the Crystal Light Aerobic Championships anymore?! Because this is pure glory. A) I love how the blondie at 5 seconds has both flexibility (HIGH KICK) and brute (check out my guns). B) I'm pretty sure 0.41 is Jim Carrey. C) I'm kind of glad that the video's a touch blurry, as that blue spandex is skin tight! D) I only noticed the people exercising in the background on my 45th view. It is at this point that I well and truly lost it.
THIS COMPARISON: I'm as obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence as every other woman in the world that is in the general age region of fertility. That said, however, when she went and got her hair did, the first thing that sprung to mind for me was KATE GOSSELIN. Yes, she looks gorgeous because she's gorgeous but still ... KATE GOSSELIN.
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Tacky Prince George dolls, sad hipster boyfriends, fresh Hollywood feuds and 80s aerobics gold.
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