The week's best celeb self snaps

00:08, Nov 25 2013
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ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO: The VS Angel shared a snap of the models and photographer, Peter Lindbergh, on the set of the 2014 Pirelli Calendar shoot. When it's time to make a movie about the famous fashion photographer's life they need to cast Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Bag him or no dice I say.
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IRELAND BALDWIN: The young model and celebu-spawn does her bit for American patriotism. I spied myself in the mirror in yoga last week - it was punishing. Let's just say I did not look like this. To be fair, if I did look like this I'd probably have an empty room in my house with enough room to stretch out in and would probably also force my assistant to document my every limber move.
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JESSICA ALBA: Jamie King and Jessica Alba market their new book - "Lose Weight But Still Treat Yourself: The Cardboard & Hot Dog Diet".
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JUSTIN BIEBER: The Biebs shares his on-stage transformation into a constipated oompa loompa with the world.
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KELLY BROOK: I can't decide if Ms Brook is more mesmerising in a sequinned gown or a bedazzled Speedo ...
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KIM KARDASHIAN: Kim K obviously didn't get the 'dress like you've had stomach flu and haven't seen sunlight for five days' memo in the outfit to the left. Cara and Kanye did, however. The look to the right makes me continue to question whether she actually has nipples (have you seen how they're actually missing in that 'not-Photoshopped' hot mess of a music video that put me off motorbikes for life?).
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KRIS JENNER: Kris and Kanye are both in a daze, fuelled by their own power. Blinded by their own beauty and creative importance they forget the other's there for just long enough to get within a few centimetres of each other before Kanye switches back on, freaks out and demands a pair of fresh leather jogging pants and 25 hot Hermes towels doused in lemon water so that he can cleanse himself of Jenner.
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MILEY CYRUS: The pop star continued her transformation into the noseless guy in Harry Potter (he also gets his tongue out a lot) by bleaching her brows last week.
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NICOLE SCHERZINGER: Half a bottle of cheap sparkling rose; a double shot latte; a glass of red and an assortment of salad leaves: breakfast of champions.
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SCOTT DISICK: Covering your sister in law in dollar bills while she sleeps and taking the boat out Dexter-style while wearing obnoxious insignia slippers: every week I'm more convinced that he's actually the real-life Patrick Bateman (or else it's any one of the men on Made In Chelsea).
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VAL KILMER: I continue to have no words for the understated genius that is the Val Kilmer selfie.

The last seven days saw odd couples, bad behaviour and new looks (Miley Cyrus bleaching her eyebrows, for example) in the world of A-list Instagram and Twitter. 

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