The week in celeb Twitter and Insta snaps

22:46, Dec 01 2013
The week in celeb self snaps
CACEE COBB: Okay, it's official, Cacee and Donald Faison's son Rocco is now in my top five cutest celebrity children of all time (that said, no child will ever trump Bullock's Louis <a href="http://theodoralexington.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/louie3.jpg" target="_blank">and his great taste in hats).</a>
The week in celeb self snaps
CAMERON DIAZ: Well, judging by her expression, the lovely Ms Diaz is obviously watching Miley Cyrus' music video '23', five minutes so mind-numbingly boring and awkward that it lead to her writing "I will never watch a Miley Cyrus music video ever again ... especially one in which she tries to rap" a la Bart Simpson on the blackboard behind her.
The week in celeb self snaps
ED SHEERAN: So, in celebrity friends that will blow your mind, it turns out Ed Sheeran and Courtney Cox are besties (and so, by proxy, Ed and Jen An are also great mates).
The week in celeb self snaps
EMMA ROBERTS: If I was Ms. Roberts I'd be upping my watching-out-for-crazy-angry-tweens security detail after posting these pics.
The week in celeb self snaps
GISELE BUNDCHEN: Vivian's really in the moment here.
The week in celeb self snaps
JUSTIN BIEBER: The Biebs continues to stare into his smartphone like it's just been responsible for the death of his childhood dog.
The week in celeb self snaps
KELLY OSBOURNE: One celebuspawn, a naughty pop child, a supermodel, a bottle of Veuve, one lone cupcake, party hats and a Bob Dylan poster: it's a recipe for the perfect party.
The week in celeb self snaps
KELLY ROWLAND: I'm genuinely impressed by this "Turkelly' portrait.
The week in celeb self snaps
KIM KARDASHIAN: I feel like Kanye's somehow trying to tell us he's in some sort of elaborate Kris Jenner long-term hostage situation with his body language here.
The week in celeb self snaps
LADY GAGA: This is what most people look like when they wake up on their couch at 7am after a Burger King feast and a good few hours of karaoke at their local Korean restaurant (the smokey eye looked so good when you left the house, right?); but, knowing Lady Gaga, this may actually be fresh makeup, designed to look this bad. Give me a few hours with the woman next Friday night and I'll save her the cost of a makeup artist.
The week in celeb self snaps
LINDSAY LOHAN: LiLo posted this snap of her Thanksgiving dinner on the left; and then a few hours later this snap of herself in bed to the right. Looking at her glazed eyes and knees to chest position (a classic), I'm guessing that spinach was a touch funky.
The week in celeb self snaps
MARIAH CAREY: The greatest diva of all time captioned this pic 'multi-tasking' ... and, no disrespect to Miss MiMi, but what activities is she juggling exactly? Pointing her toes and twirling her hair? It's tough at the top.
The week in celeb self snaps
MIRANDA KERR: The model posted a caption with this image crediting the hairstylist, makeup artist and 'stylist' behind this look. Erm ... again, I can offer you the same deal as Gaga Mandy, I'll happily supply you with a robe at a very low cost and save you a lot of money on a stylist ...
The week in celeb self snaps
RIHANNA: Phew! Rihanna and Katy Perry are friends again ... that rift was really keeping me up at night.
The week in celeb self snaps
VICTORIA BECKHAM: Posh Spice's tweets are about a billion times funnier than I expected them to be (although I am worried she's so famished after hanging out with the 'oh, just a rocket side salad for me thanks' fash pack so much that she actually may be trying to eat her mini-self's microphone).

This week Kanye West and Justin Bieber give us sad eyes, while Miranda Kerr and Lindsay Lohan strike odd poses.

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