The week's celeb Twitter & Insta snaps

TAYLOR SWIFT: Just Swifty and Lorde hanging out. IN. MATCHING. DRESSES. Take that fake media rivalries!
TAYLOR SWIFT: Just Swifty and Lorde hanging out. IN. MATCHING. DRESSES. Take that fake media rivalries!
MILEY CYRUS: Somebody get Santa on the blower and tell him it's time for retirement ... she's officially broken Christmas. Boss, I'm going to have to take the rest of the day off to get my spirits back up: I need an IV drip of Christmas mince; Muppets The Christmas Carol on VHS and an eight hour YouTube mix of Sinatra carols to listen to while I sleep. It's the only remedy ...
MILEY CYRUS: Somebody get Santa on the blower and tell him it's time for retirement ... she's officially broken Christmas. Boss, I'm going to have to take the rest of the day off to get my spirits back up: I need an IV drip of Christmas mince; Muppets The Christmas Carol on VHS and an eight hour YouTube mix of Sinatra carols to listen to while I sleep. It's the only remedy ...
JOHN STAMOS: Oh wait, this snuggle-snap may just help me avoid a meltdown. The world is okay again. I heart Uncle Jesse + I heart Santa = '80s child nostalgia explosion (somebody get me my LA Gears and my spandex neons, I feel a Full House binge watch coming on!).
JOHN STAMOS: Oh wait, this snuggle-snap may just help me avoid a meltdown. The world is okay again. I heart Uncle Jesse + I heart Santa = '80s child nostalgia explosion (somebody get me my LA Gears and my spandex neons, I feel a Full House binge watch coming on!).
KIM KARDASHIAN: There's only one hot tamale that could make Kim Kardash's engagement ring look small; her towel seem low-thread-count and her brows unmanicured ... Elizabeth Taylor. Bow down.
KIM KARDASHIAN: There's only one hot tamale that could make Kim Kardash's engagement ring look small; her towel seem low-thread-count and her brows unmanicured ... Elizabeth Taylor. Bow down.
KYLIE MINOGUE: Kyles just wants to remind us all that she's the O.G. queen of the derriere ... just casually ... in velvet undies ... while lying on a pile of 'just thrown on the bed' clothes ... and wearing Loubs ... with a matching mani. No, not staged at all.
KYLIE MINOGUE: Kyles just wants to remind us all that she's the O.G. queen of the derriere ... just casually ... in velvet undies ... while lying on a pile of 'just thrown on the bed' clothes ... and wearing Loubs ... with a matching mani. No, not staged at all.
JUSTIN BIEBER: Has the Biebs just hired Cyrus' strategist or something?
JUSTIN BIEBER: Has the Biebs just hired Cyrus' strategist or something?
NIALL HORAN: When your hair's making you almost as tall as Will Ferrell, it may be time to pop down to Just Cutz.
NIALL HORAN: When your hair's making you almost as tall as Will Ferrell, it may be time to pop down to Just Cutz.
PEACHES GELDOF: The heir-to-outspokenness shared this photo because she says the tiny hand to the left of the picture isn't her or her child's ... it's a ghost's! Yep, that'll be it.
PEACHES GELDOF: The heir-to-outspokenness shared this photo because she says the tiny hand to the left of the picture isn't her or her child's ... it's a ghost's! Yep, that'll be it.
VAL KILMER: The Kilmeister continues to have a love affair with the selfie ... but maybe he too has a ghost hand in his iPhone, as dude's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l1Oy9T7-S8" target="_blank">shakier than J-Lo's voice without autotune.</a>
VAL KILMER: The Kilmeister continues to have a love affair with the selfie ... but maybe he too has a ghost hand in his iPhone, as dude's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l1Oy9T7-S8" target="_blank">shakier than J-Lo's voice without autotune.</a>
DRAKE: A young Champagne Papi in an extraordinary watermelon jumper wins throwback Thursday this week.
DRAKE: A young Champagne Papi in an extraordinary watermelon jumper wins throwback Thursday this week.
MAYIM BIALIK: Following in a close second is this snap of 'Blossom' and Jennifer Aniston back when they had comparable noses.
MAYIM BIALIK: Following in a close second is this snap of 'Blossom' and Jennifer Aniston back when they had comparable noses.
BAR REFAELI: The Israeli model fell into the 'trying-to-do-sexy-eye-but-am-actually-looking-like-I-regret-that-seafood-laksa' trap three times this week.
BAR REFAELI: The Israeli model fell into the 'trying-to-do-sexy-eye-but-am-actually-looking-like-I-regret-that-seafood-laksa' trap three times this week.
DREW BARRYMORE: If only I could paint my own nails without making my right hand look like my nail beds have been ritually tortured as if Drew B's rocking polka dot nails, then I want polka dot nails god damnit!
DREW BARRYMORE: If only I could paint my own nails without making my right hand look like my nail beds have been ritually tortured as if Drew B's rocking polka dot nails, then I want polka dot nails god damnit!

This week Lorde hangs out with one of her 'rivals'; Miley ruins Christmas & Kylie brings back the butt shot.

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